Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why does Facebook Messenger send me a notification everytime I send someone a picture letting me know it was delivered? It shouldn't be a hard job! It's a picture of my dinner, not a $300 pair of rare Nikes, I don't need a delivery receipt! 110
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In matters of social etiquette I find the right thing to do is always immediately obvious - once I've done something else 021
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd like to claim I have boarderline personality disorder, but actually I am no where near close to having a personality 031
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can do accents for Cantonese and Won'tonese 020
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cooking dinner for one is a lot of work. I'm super lazy so I'll often just end up having a plate of ingredients 011
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What's even the point of being a communist if you aren't going to carry the card? 121
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I believe in the fair distribution of wealth to people I don't want to hang out with because I'm an antisocial socialist 011
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Super bummed out that I did a charitable act but forgot to take a photo for Instagram. 111
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026He must have been dating one of those "if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" ladies 020
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That) is a song about the only man in the universe who absolutely refuses to have a open relationship 121
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You got into D&D to use your imagination to tell a story with your friends, I got into D&D to min max and role dice, we are not the same 031
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Those that remember history are doomed to watch helplessly as it repeats 112
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You can only call it a po' boy if it comes from the po' region of Louisiana. 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Never forget" apparently turns into "we deserve to run our own genocide" after about 80 years 021
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I hear now Lake Superior is being changed to Lake Canada 011
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Why do so many comics who say you can make jokes about anything make jokes about the same tired subjects with the same miserable takes? 022
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Electricity prices are crazy! To save money I'm taking my house off grid. I can't afford solar panels, wind turbines or batteries, but each family member will get a balloon to rub on their head. 021
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Seems like we should be on at least COVID 23 or something by now. Even Microsoft didn't stay on Windows 95 this long 011
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I hate it when you sit down to take a dump, but it turns out it's just a six pack of farts 120
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I identify as 4 non-blondes, because I pray every single day for a revolution 122
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Kevin Spacey in American Beauty was the original life maxxer 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Shot in 70mm film, and watched on a 70mm wide phone screen for a 1:1 viewing experience 011
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Unbelievable how many videos there are about things no one will tell you! 011
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Come follow me on my middle-amism journey where every week I'll not be throwing away any of my current stuff, and also not buying new stuff because the economy is fucked 011
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Don't bother me in the morning until I've had AI boil me 3 gallons of water for my coffee 031
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026It's called the lie-bury (library), but you go there to dig up the truth! 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Umberto Eco was such a fantastic snob. A truely wonderful essayist 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Thank God our grandparents had the strength of character to vote out the Nazis in the 1940s! 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026We need that thing where they made normal German citizens stand and look at the concentration camps, but for everything and everyone. 110
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026There has never been a better time to oust a corrupt government than right now 120
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 16/06/2026People are saying this Iran peace deal is a big L, but if I were a big con man, I'd love a deal that gives Iran $300 billion of US taxpayers money, so they can give me $25 billion as a back channel thank you. 030
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Overheard: 1. He's a malingerer. 2. He loves to malinger 1. He's malingering right now... Me: this cadence seems familiar, but I can't quiet put my falinger on it 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I've been working on a degenerative intelligence model that I'm calling Withnail AI. 020
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Maybe replace is the wrong word - "help continue his shitty legacy" 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Planter is the best choice we have of a democratic candidate ... to replace Fetterman 110
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If you are going to repost dozens of comments from deep in some thread, at least add a quote with a bit of context so I'm not just seeing shit like "zimflam in 2026 is exactly what everyone was yelling about". Otherwise your feed ends up looking like dialogue from zippy the pinhead 140
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Sadly comong to the realization that when the time comes, we won't even get to party right away, because news of the event will be covered up as long as possible 020
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Humanity must start holding people accountable 021
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026As the government races to hide their inhumanity behind the opaque ingrained bias of computer hallucinations, I'm reminded of this 142
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My tamagotchi life characters should be allowed to vote in the NZ elections 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 25/05/20262028 : Vance wins with 130% of the vote. Laws are changed so each vote costs a million dollars and it's illegal to vote for anyone except Republicans. Bluesky users : we just gotta vote harder in 2032 guys! 031
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026All good art enrages conservatives, but is just engaging conservatives enough to make something good art? Probably 011
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026It's easy to be your own harshest critic, at least until you get popular enough to have some dedicated haters. 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Someone get the tech bros seats for a rocket ship to the sun 010
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The mad King will fall Setting the stage for the rise of the next mad King 131
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Slop for dinner, a haiku Content creators? We should be calling them DIS- content creators 041
Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The idea of someone being punished for bad behaviour is comforting 010