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Ernest Borgten

@nonseriousstuff.bsky.social
111 followers 57 following 306 posts

Hot takes, jokes and non serious thoughts

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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why does Facebook Messenger send me a notification everytime I send someone a picture letting me know it was delivered? It shouldn't be a hard job! It's a picture of my dinner, not a $300 pair of rare Nikes, I don't need a delivery receipt!
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In matters of social etiquette I find the right thing to do is always immediately obvious - once I've done something else
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd like to claim I have boarderline personality disorder, but actually I am no where near close to having a personality
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can do accents for Cantonese and Won'tonese
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cooking dinner for one is a lot of work. I'm super lazy so I'll often just end up having a plate of ingredients
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What's even the point of being a communist if you aren't going to carry the card?
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I believe in the fair distribution of wealth to people I don't want to hang out with because I'm an antisocial socialist
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Super bummed out that I did a charitable act but forgot to take a photo for Instagram.
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He must have been dating one of those "if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" ladies
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That) is a song about the only man in the universe who absolutely refuses to have a open relationship
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You got into D&D to use your imagination to tell a story with your friends, I got into D&D to min max and role dice, we are not the same
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Those that remember history are doomed to watch helplessly as it repeats
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You can only call it a po' boy if it comes from the po' region of Louisiana.
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Never forget" apparently turns into "we deserve to run our own genocide" after about 80 years
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I hear now Lake Superior is being changed to Lake Canada
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why do so many comics who say you can make jokes about anything make jokes about the same tired subjects with the same miserable takes?
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Electricity prices are crazy! To save money I'm taking my house off grid. I can't afford solar panels, wind turbines or batteries, but each family member will get a balloon to rub on their head.
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Seems like we should be on at least COVID 23 or something by now. Even Microsoft didn't stay on Windows 95 this long
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hate it when you sit down to take a dump, but it turns out it's just a six pack of farts
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I identify as 4 non-blondes, because I pray every single day for a revolution
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Kevin Spacey in American Beauty was the original life maxxer
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Shot in 70mm film, and watched on a 70mm wide phone screen for a 1:1 viewing experience
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Unbelievable how many videos there are about things no one will tell you!
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Come follow me on my middle-amism journey where every week I'll not be throwing away any of my current stuff, and also not buying new stuff because the economy is fucked
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don't bother me in the morning until I've had AI boil me 3 gallons of water for my coffee
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It's called the lie-bury (library), but you go there to dig up the truth!
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Umberto Eco was such a fantastic snob. A truely wonderful essayist
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Thank God our grandparents had the strength of character to vote out the Nazis in the 1940s!
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We need that thing where they made normal German citizens stand and look at the concentration camps, but for everything and everyone.
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There has never been a better time to oust a corrupt government than right now
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
People are saying this Iran peace deal is a big L, but if I were a big con man, I'd love a deal that gives Iran $300 billion of US taxpayers money, so they can give me $25 billion as a back channel thank you.
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Look out look out look out look out!
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Jerry Rumspinga show
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Overheard: 1. He's a malingerer. 2. He loves to malinger 1. He's malingering right now... Me: this cadence seems familiar, but I can't quiet put my falinger on it
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I've been working on a degenerative intelligence model that I'm calling Withnail AI.
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Maybe replace is the wrong word - "help continue his shitty legacy"
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Planter is the best choice we have of a democratic candidate ... to replace Fetterman
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If you are going to repost dozens of comments from deep in some thread, at least add a quote with a bit of context so I'm not just seeing shit like "zimflam in 2026 is exactly what everyone was yelling about". Otherwise your feed ends up looking like dialogue from zippy the pinhead
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Sadly comong to the realization that when the time comes, we won't even get to party right away, because news of the event will be covered up as long as possible
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Humanity must start holding people accountable
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As the government races to hide their inhumanity behind the opaque ingrained bias of computer hallucinations, I'm reminded of this
A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must never make a management decision
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My tamagotchi life characters should be allowed to vote in the NZ elections
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
2028 : Vance wins with 130% of the vote. Laws are changed so each vote costs a million dollars and it's illegal to vote for anyone except Republicans. Bluesky users : we just gotta vote harder in 2032 guys!
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I'm beef bedtime
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
All good art enrages conservatives, but is just engaging conservatives enough to make something good art? Probably
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It's easy to be your own harshest critic, at least until you get popular enough to have some dedicated haters.
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Someone get the tech bros seats for a rocket ship to the sun
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The mad King will fall Setting the stage for the rise of the next mad King
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Slop for dinner, a haiku Content creators? We should be calling them DIS- content creators
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The idea of someone being punished for bad behaviour is comforting
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