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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 17h

Could not have said it any better!!

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 20h

Pretty sure this Gibson guy was Jodie Foster’s hubby in “The Beaver.”

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Nope, those names and words have been changed for our own good! Lord Emperor trump says we now have to say “doubleplusgood” instead of “excellent” or “fantastic.” He says we should celebrate how gas prices are falling and that chocolate rations have increased to 20 grams!

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He and Joan Van Ark lived for sure. The servants and Judy Pace may have survived, but we don’t know for sure.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah, people were killed by snakes, spiders, and there were even geckos knocking over bottles of stuff to poison someone, but the frogs were never shown to be killing anybody. Maybe they were just the ones who planned it. I think there’s even a part where a snapping turtle killed someone.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Freejack had that New York Doll singer in it. Same dude was a Christmas ghost cabbie in another flick. Hardcore

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Finally, a chihuahua who actually looks as fierce as chihuahuas all think they look.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s basically a remake of the Friday the 13th movie in which Jason kills people in outer space.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wonder if there will ever come a day when a post about Lamarr doesn’t have a bunch of Blazing Saddles responses.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine if the official scorekeeper had called that hit an error. 😄

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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After her husband passed, she felt the silence deeply… So her family brought home a rescue dog named Buddy - the same nickname her husband had as a child. ❤️ Now, she’s smiling again… and never truly alone.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Dolphins and Chargers have yet to crack 20 points in a game this season. Battlestar Pathetica.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Chargers defense should be furious at the Chargers offense right now. I hope they don’t start berating them on the sidelines, but you’re fighting to hold off the best offense in the NFL, then your own offense just gives it back to them again?

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Keith Richards wrote a lot of songs that he decided to give to the up-and-coming Robert Johnson.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is horrific. The man could possibly strain or pull a muscle doing this. 😢 Then, after he’s injured, he will no longer be able to work and can’t make money which will eventually lead to starvation for the child, the dog and himself. 😞😢 Every thread needs a Debbie Downer to ruin things.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Beauty’s where you find it. If you rent a tape rewind it.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The poster makes it look like some action flick 😄

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pissed me off when BBC reruns cut the scene where Riker feels badly but Data let him know he understood Riker carried out a duty that was actually injurious to Riker and that he did it to prevent Data from summarily losing the case. That was all omitted so BBC could throw in a couple extra ads.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That dude was Dave Bradford in the first episode of Eight is Enough. Unfortunately for him, he chose to leave the show to go film some space movie or something and was basically never heard from again. Meanwhile, Grant Goodeve became a global legend when he took over the role.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s an outrage that Mark Hamill decided to have his birthday on Dolly Parton Day. I mean, did Dolly decide to have her birthday on May 4th? No. She had her birthday on a different day so that Star Wars could be the focus of May 4th. 🤬 Don’t even try to deny it, Luke.

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Whistleblower @bobcraig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The baseball squadron of San Diego, California, USA, has secured the scheduling of additional matches to follow the regularly scheduled season. The Priests defeated the Quick Avoiders of Los Angeles on this evening of baseball play.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The guy who played Sam Loomis in “Halloween” was also a Bond villain. Cosmic!

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m still pissed NBC has essentially buried the hilarious “Ghost” sketch when Patrick Swayze visits Molly (Victoria Jackson) and becomes horrified when he sees her private personal habits, like using couch pillows to wipe her nose, or biting off her own toenails then using a toenail as a toothpick.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It reminds me of the dinner scene from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don’t like snakes and spiders. Lord of the Rings has a dude named Strider.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Lefty judge! 🤬 When beloved Lord Emperor trumpy declares that trans athletes are a national security threat, thus requiring his face to replace Jefferson’s face on Mt. Rushmore, this judge or some other commie will throw it out. WHY are they so unfair to poor trumpy, always making him a victim?? 😤

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Everyone knows how tough the Englanders [sic] are from the great Braveheart movie.” Okay, it’s not a real quote, but you could totally see him saying this.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hilarious. Clearly, lib terrorists cut the mics! Obviously, if there were a ballroom and a triumphal arch, we could hear the sweet sound of beloved lord emperor leader’s voice (which is powered by the trumpets of the angels).

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s a tiny little Elvin cloak and two mini-hobbits are hiding under it.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Leftist fascists tried to destroy Wendy’s but beloved glorious leader trumpy rolled up his sleeves and kicked lefty butt. Wendy’s was saved by yellow cups and french fry holders! He stopped hurricanes, and now he has saved the restaurant industry! No, we don’t know how or why; we just know he did!

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That guy was in Frogs. I guess maybe he did other stuff after that.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have to assume this was in Europe. If it had been in America, somebody in the audience would’ve shot Kwouk.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Mansplaining” means to… Oh, shoot. Never mind.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not many people realize Boogie Nights is a direct sequel to another film called Fargo. A character named Jerry Lundegaard escaped police custody and moved out to California where he got a job in the adult film industry.

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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They all knew ahead of time who he is...

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