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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But is that a blessing or a curse?
A photo of a clear plastic cup from Freddy's Frozen Custard containing a partially mixed combination of blue, carbonated beverage and vanilla milkshake, labeled "Blue Rizzberry"
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Literally the reason I tell my Google speaker "thanks."
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Black and white cover for the late 19th/early 20th century instruction manual "The 'Walking Stick' Method of Self Defense" credited to "an Officer of the Indian Police," showing a photograph or etching of a person wielding a cane in a defensive posture and the tagline "The daintiest lady carrying a walking cane is a match for the burliest hooligan."
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Are you?
Screenshot showing a 404 error for hipolink dot net.
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Victoire/Fleet YouTube stream is just showing a purple screen
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
"Altered States" style sensory deprivation chamber.
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
While it isn't the best, the one that sticks with me is "Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box"
Screenshot of the onion headline "Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box," above a child's crayon drawing of a grieving family of stick figures, while the Daddy stick figure smiles in a box in the ground.
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
What Mo Mo wants vs what people think Mo Mo wants.
An attractive male doctor corners an attractive female doctor against a wall. She leans in for a kiss then pulls away at the last moment. They gaze into each other's eyes, smoldering. An over confident ladies man pushes his awkward, nerdy male friend onto a bed, while giving him the advice "push her against the wall, and tell her. Like this."
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Cover for James Hogan's *Inherit The Stars*
Paperback cover of the novel Inherit The Stars by James P. hogan showing two futuristic astronauts in space suits digging an ancient skeleton wearing a space suit out of moon dust
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Photograph of sci-fi and fantasy filk singer Leslie Fish wearing a red headband and a blue, low cut, metallic Lycra shirt, playing an acoustic guitar.
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This is what I post from
A black and white Power On Self Test screen for a 486 DX computer. The screen shows text output indicating that the CPU is clocked at 50mhz, there are 32MB of RAM installed, and the IDE CD-ROM and hard drives are detected and working. There is a yellow and green Energy Star logo in the upper right corner of the screen
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I spent human dollars on this
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I went real deep in the weeds and dug up the Department of Health's report on Danforth's Non-Explosive Sunlight Oil or whatever else it was marketed as. babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=uc...
Scan of typeset document from 1871: "The most noticeable case of this kind is that of G. M. Danforth & Co., who have their principal office at 953 Broadway, with branch shops in other parts of the city. The oil sold by this firm as "Danforth's Non-explosive Petroleum Fluid" is naphtha - nothing more or less ; it is the most dangerous article that can be put into a lamp or brought into a house . It has already caused numerous accidents , some fatal "
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
I grew up on these streets
Screenshot of Streets of Rage for the Sega Genesis, showing two player characters in t-shirts and jeans beating up a pair of punks with bright orange hair, on a brick road in front of a shopping center and arcade.
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Cover of Weird Al Yankovic's album Off The Deep End. A photograph of a naked Al swimming in a pool after a donut on a fish hook, in a parody of Nirvana's Never Mind album
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
My fave for this year is the splatter painted 1979 Citroen 2CV from team Czech Samurais
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Never forget
Text block: "Michaelangelo also like to cook and it is he who prepares most of the turtles' meals. In many ways he is the hedonist and a sensualist, appreciative of pleasures of the flesh."
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
I rolled up a D&D fighter the other day because a friend wants to run the new official module, and was mucking around with the new HeroForge options and paused like, "why does this look familiar?" Then when mindlessly scrolling BSKY just now, I paused and said "..did I make Christina?"
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Not surprised given this 2015 interview web.archive.org/web/20151026...
Text block screenshot: In his recent letter to the Crimean authorities, Durst reportedly made clear his fondness for the Russian president.

"I think that President Putin will understand what kind of person I am, having looked into my eyes ,and will know that he has an ally that can help in many things," Durst wrote, according to Izvestia. "I am sure that we can do many important things together and it will help Russia, and it will help people all around the world to understand that Putin is a great guy with clear moral principles and a nice person."
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Reminder for other new users:
Danger: Helvetica. A researcher takes notes as a man with only a blank smooth space instead of a face pounds on a window, labeled "The Helvetica Scenario"
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Nonplayable @nonplayable.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
Really more of a Luxembourg analogue.
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