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You could totally do a He was expendable poster with that balloon with teeth face AI’d on a poster for They Were Expendable. Or is it too soon? Sometimes I hate being so dark. But not tonight.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Silly me, I thought that was exactly the intent of vaccines.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Not to be dark, but whenever the time comes, I would like to have my funeral on 9/5, just so I can literally be late for my own funeral. Also-Happy Birthday Mr. Michelle

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Someone got up on the wrong side of life. Sheesh 🙄

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

The neighborhood hottie is a total fox.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Hard to know if this is satire or reality. As seen on fb.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Ngl, I totally read “crown jewel” as clown jewel. Which somehow seems closer to the truth if I’m being honest.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Foxglove flowers would do the trick too.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I’m here for them eating each other. And I mean in the cannibalistic way, not the good way.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Gah I hope they’re on abx after being in Melanie’s “area”. 😬

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Sometimes you’re a hummingbird, and sometimes you just gotta go stabby stabby.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Home! I will be there in 3 weeks. May not leave.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Do yourself a favor and go throw a coin or two in the fountain. Rome is 👩🏻‍🍳🤌🏻 bellisima

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I do tend to be somewhat stabby before I have my black coffee, but I’m pretty much fine afterwards. Mostly.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

A man and a giraffe walked into a bar and proceeded to get drunker than Cooter Brown. The giraffe passed out in the middle of the floor, and the man got up to leave. The bartender shouted Hey you can’t leave that lyin there! The man stared for a minute and said That’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Sometimes diplomacy needs a sledgehammer.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

That would work. They are pretty delicate and easily hurt.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Even pussy cats have claws though. But you are correct. 😉

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Idk Matt, pussies are a lot stronger than they’re given credit for. Lying, no-cojones-having, gutless wonder maybe? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Huh, I guess your face really does freeze if you do googly eyes.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Nope, not unbelievable at all.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

The master race ladies and gentlemen. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Mom would pour boiling water over it to soften it up,and then put on milk and butter to make it palatable. Lots of butter was needed.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I usually don’t hate when life imitates art, but this is some Godzilla level shit right here.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Yes, his “friend” that lives in Canada.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

And the horses asses he rode in on

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

The 4 stages of trump guilt I never knew the guy I barely knew him I knew him but never associated privately Yeah, we partied together, what are you going to do about it

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Hey it has worked for religions for millennia.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

The seas look a little ruff today.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I could do that. Umm, even my own imagination is rolling its eyes.

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PaulaB @nonibaloney.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

The humidity was 81% this morning, so refreshing 🫠

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