Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Our dog is an absolute neurotic spazz most of the time he’s not sleeping but honestly he’s also so frickin cute 030
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Lee Cronin’s The Mummy takes place partially in Albuquerque. But was shot in Spain. Probably the first time a foreign country was used in place of Albuquerque instead of the other way around. 131
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026apparently today is the day i remember blusky exists 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026oh look, they made another avengers movie, wonder what this one is gonna be like 010
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i still think it's interesting how covid became a FAFO moment for so many people. not that he's hugely culturally relevant or anything but today i learned that the bassist for the spin doctors got fired for not getting vaxxed. that was his job for 33 years. 030
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i just heard avenged sevenfold for the first time, and trust me when i say this, dear reader: oof. 130
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Had anyone ever talked about how the effects in 28 years later look BAD? 110
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The budget for nightbreed is 10x what it was for Hellraiser and yet it still looks like a bad tv show 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Hey, I have a new band. zerofuture.bandcamp.com/album/emotio...zerofuture.bandcamp.comemotional violence, by zero future4 track album 141
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 19/06/2026John Byrne had a hell of an FF run and also absolutely sucks and can also FF (Fuck off Forever) 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The only unbelievable thing about Alex Garland’s Civil War is that California and Texas would team up 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Anyone else ever notice that all dog training videos are normal sized super calm dogs and not tiny spazz monsters like my dogs? 030
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Having Mike Myers play the record exec that Queen pitches bohemian rhapsody to is both very cute and kinda genius 050
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 24/03/2026every republican politician leaves whatever they're in charge of in worse shape than when they started, and yet they still think they're the ones to be in charge of everything 131
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I kinda love that after all these movies and all these crazy stunts the Mission Impossible series comes to an ultimate climax with a bi-plane stunt/chase 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Hey comic dudes, check out my bud’s Kickstarter, book looks rad as heck: www.kickstarter.com/projects/nic...kickstarter.comREDEEMER: Part 1A two-part sci-fi adventure in the vein of Nintendo's Metroid and TV's Firefly, created by Nick Bennett and Mauricio Leyzaola. 021
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 15/02/2026New tattoo is starting to get to “I really want to take this damn plastic off but know I should really leave it on for a couple more days” territory 040
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 07/02/2026i got a new computer keyboard and it's pretty cool, i can't lie. it lights up when i type. like, behind the keys i press. yes i am occassionaly easily amused. 151
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Was 28 Days Later the first horror movie to pair the violence with creepy down tempo music? It’s such a powerful choice and definitely had a wide influence, I’m having a hard time thinking of another movie that did it before that 030
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Better Call Saul really plays fast and loose with Albuquerque geography 040
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 18/01/2026real men admit that they get choked up at the end of pitch perfect 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Yall think St Vincent ever heard Kate Bush er hwut 030
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 20/12/20251. Why didn’t anyone tell me Wood Harris was in this? 2. Everything is better with Benecio Del Toro. #OneBattleAfterAnother 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 11/12/2025it's laughable that anyone can be considered an "ai specialist" 130
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Kendrick’s flow on GNX is INSANE but I just can not click with his mushmouthing 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Listening to a podcast about Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams and walk into a store and there’s a weird techno remix of Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams playing 040
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I feel like every Adele record has a natural ending point and then has like 3 more songs. I love Adele, but she needs to embrace the 35-40 minute record, or just learn what her real closers are. 010
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Here’s a thing people don’t really talk about: Cher kinda fucking rules. Even those songs people make fun of are kind of incredible pop songs. 220
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 25/11/2025honestly every time i see a youtube video that is like "was buying this cheap knockoff thing a mistake?" the answer is always yes, even if they don't think so. stop buying temu shit. 010
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 24/11/2025i was fully preparing to buy some new earbuds for this current black friday cycle but to be honest the ones i have are fine and i usually only use them on my 20-30 minute walks so i think i've talked myself out of it. 140
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Prince had a moment when they did that While My Guitar Gently Weeps thing and all of a sudden everyone was like “omg Prince rips” but if any of those people had been listening to Prince in the first place they would’ve already known that Prince ripped. 060
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Pretty sure Bee and Puppyxat is just Stardew Valley meets Neon Genesis Evangelion 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 17/11/2025today i'm thinking about the fact that if trump's dad had just loved him all of this could've been avoided 360
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 13/11/2025it might be morbid to wish death upon someone, but i'm definitely on team "the fewer ancient white men we have around the better." so let's get this train moving. 031
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 13/11/2025i really don't expect much legally to come of the epstein files unfortunately, just where we're at governmentally. however i love the fact that it's just not going away and i hope it causes the big guy so much stress that it kills him. 030
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 11/11/202530 minutes in and I have beef with this alien show 010
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Get up a get get get down, expecting the government to do anything right ever’s a joke in your town 020
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I know the album has been out for a little bit but I’m not at all surprised AFI finally put out a goth new wave dance record 010
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 04/11/2025So many conservative Christian groups are all “Society for Family Protection” or “Fighting for Families” and it’s like… the number one way to get me to not listen to you is to claim you’re all about protecting families 140
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 04/11/2025in the guitar gear space there's a lot of posting of things like "i just got this pedal, curious to hear other people's opinions," and i'm always just like... why? 100
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 30/10/2025“Apparently it’s difficult to get vomit out of a zebra” - things that are said at my house that aren’t said at other houses 030
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 25/10/2025So many beanies and winter coats in Nashville. Dudes, it was like 70 degrees today. 030
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I know “schmear” is a cute/trendy way to talk about cream cheese, but I fucking hate it and will never say it. 010
Dave Jordan @nonhumanaudio.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I named my cat in stardew valley Robert Smith so when I pet him it says “Robert Smith loves you.” 040