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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
bro, my bf though today was Monday because on Friday he thought it was Saturday, he didn't realize till just now bro.
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is up with these bots.
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is what it's going to be like heading to nexus mods.
Opening scene from Mad Max Beyond The Thunderdome
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i see that you left xfce out of the real DEs.....
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I love this bug
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack.
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
89% of Dementia Cases Begin After Saying This Phrase. Do You Say it? 
Image: Two younger adults walking away from a elderly person in a wheelchair while they are crying. Sportsbooks Are Panicking As California Fans Get Paid.
Image: People celebrating in a bar. No Poop For More Than 2 days - It's the first sign of.
Image: Left to Right. Person holding their Stomach, image of small coke glass.EA Sports Fight Night Round 4 Playstation 3 $8
Image: EA Sports Fight Night Round 4 Playstation 3
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The envelope was Anthrax.
She Mixed Gelatin With This - Now She Can't Stop Losing Weight. Image of gelatin mixed with some cereal.Image: White Older Woman
Text: At Christmas Dinner, My son stood up and said "We, the children, Have Decided that you are no longer a member of our family." I laughed and handed them a envelope. "Here is my parting gift for you all." As soon as they opened it, they started screaming.....

Title: My children Disowned me at Christmas, so I gave them an envelope. The next Day I Wok...The #1 mistake Christian parents make that pushes kids away from faith.

Why 73% of Church Kids Abandon Faith (And how to stop it)

Image: Children at play.Why people are putting Vapor Balm in their nose, Most Haven't Heard this.
13 Hidden Tricks with Vasoline you must try.
The benefits are bizarre, simple, and surprisingly effective. 

Image: Stock drawing of paste.
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
They're trying to kill people out here with 8x Viagra
8 times stronger than Viagra! It is sold in Lafayette pharmacy. Image of a woman with suggestive clothing.Strong Erection even after 60! This method is genius! Stock art of a man and woman in bed, getting frisky.Top to bottom, left to right. Sex can last 3 hours without Viagra, Try this Recipe! Image of an older woman smiling

Chuck Norris Begs Seniors: Avoid these 3 foods like the plague. Image of poorly cropped Chuck Norris next to a banana.

Seniors Born 1939-1969 Receive 11 benefits this month if they ask. Image of someone holding a stack of $100 billsHow a Simple Bracelet is Helping Men Regain Their Confidence. Image of a man please with his cheap bracelet sitting next to his wife.
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
She takes cat to groomer - Bursts into tears seeing it's not a cat. Image of a little kitty :3CVS Hides This $1 Generic Viagra- Here's the Aisle it's really in. Image of a older man, with a US FLAG patch holding up some pillsEveryone Mocked Him for Filling his yard with Tires, then they see what he made. AI image of a backyard FULL OF TIRES, ALL THE WAY ABOVE A FENCE Walgreens Hides this $1 Generic Viagra - Here's the Aisle it's really in. Another image of an older man, this time biting into a Ziploc bag of pills, with the US flag painted on both cheeks
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Urologist Urges People with Bladder issues to watch this" Image of a older man drinking a glass of yellow liquid, probably piss.What happens to a woman five years without a man? Image of a lady, just a lady.Leaked CNN Clip Reveals Drug Giants Hid Simple Blood Pressure Fix. Image of a news anchor with a picture of a blood clot next to her. Does not look like CNNMovie fans in Lafayette Can't stop talking about this release. AI image of a movie theater
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Starting a thread on this, I, for some godforsaken reason, like collecting weird Internet ads. Like those ones below mes articles. These are some of my favorites.
Family Thought They Adopted a "Dog." When the vet sees it, he screams "OH MY GOD." Image of a AI dog with zebra stripesTrail cam captures what no one was supposed to see. Image of a Left for dead witch on some dirt roadU.S. Neurologists Call This Drink "Bottled Alzheimer's" - Do you drink it? Image of a crying woman next to a happy old lady.These are the coolest gifts on everyone's Wishlist in 2025. Image of an AI generated humidifier? Absolutely blasting the room with steam.
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Yeah, I'm cool like this my9games.com
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
There is literally no way this isnt being manipulated like c'mon. I know how people review stuff around here, there are no businesses this consistent on reviews throughout the state. People always got shit to complain about here
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Wtf you're right
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Happy birthday!!
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Thank you for the opportunity
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
You're one to talk
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
guys, I think I like @acryal.bsky.social
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
It is a very wonderful print irl . I love the texture.
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Please god add the ability to private I have been getting to many bot follows this week.
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I love crushing my bf :3 Art by @hell-oworld.bsky.social
My son's on top of my bf's sona like the meme about being 280 lbs and deciding when the huga end
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Love me existential crisis
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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Nonexistent @nonexistent.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
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