nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 16/09/2026SUCCESS* *whether they’re actually edible remains to be seen, but at least they’ve been acquired 680
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 11/09/2026Had an unexpectedly long morning out dealing with family health stuff (all is well), but came home to this, which made up for any grumpiness about doctor’s office delays 2141
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 03/09/2026oh, three days! three whole days! definitely enough to punish a person guilty of a crime that would likely otherwise earn them at least a year in prison, were anyone – like, say, a cop – be willing to arrest them for said crime just a single bad apple here as usual, though, I'm sure 210
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 28/08/2026The Great Elephant Migration is pretty cool. Grabbing lunch and heading to Coyote vs. ACME next. 060
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 19/08/2026me reading today's Boston Globe, seeing the editorial board endorsed centrist transphobe Moulton for Senate, claiming attempts to paint him as allied with the Trump agenda on trans rights are "cartoonishly unfair" how about all of you on the board *and* Moulton go fuck yourselves #mapoli 041
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 05/08/2026me being full-on sickos.jpg about this Cloudflare setting, DIE, BOTS, DIE 091
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 30/07/2026Really enjoyed our first trip to the Peabody Essex Museum, and one piece I especially loved was Diné artist Ryan Singer’s vision of Cthulhu vs. Columbus 1101
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 22/07/2026last post attracted this instant block, in case anyone else wants to do the same 010
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 18/07/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. 0101
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 15/07/2026Color outside my house about an hour ago. The air is officially in the Not Great, Bob range. 120
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 15/07/2026Nearly done with @lizbethmyles.bsky.social’s terrific book about the politics of Doctor Who. I rarely buy physical books nowadays — we’re well out of book space! — but I make exceptions for books my friends write, especially ones this well-written and insightful. 2389
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 06/07/2026never mind why I found this, but I see things like this and I just get tired, so very tired, and the full power of IBM Bob won't fix me just like Microsoft Bob didn't fix me just like Clippy didn't fix me just like omg please stopppppp 150
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 28/06/2026Actual photo The Boston Globe took from the top of the Ferris Wheel. You can see vastly more tourists on the Mall than this on any given day of the week, never mind the massive crowds the Folklife Festival always pulls. anyway, as I said in the alt text: lol. lmao. 131
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 28/06/2026Actual view of the Mall from the Ferris Wheel, via The Boston Globe: I laughed myself silly at how empty it was. 010
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 28/05/2026being very brave for Worst Day on Cat Calendar (routine exam) 2141
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 27/05/2026After all these years using the Somerville Community Path, I finally had the great honor of meeting its illustrious ex-mayor, Berry. What a sweetheart. 🥰 2161
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 19/05/2026Congratulations, Monday, you've finally gotten me to the point where I have to ask colleagues if they're using your AI, because if not, I'm turning it off with extreme prejudice. My tasks are organized this way for a reason and you and "Elena" can fuck all the way off. 150
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 19/05/2026@deck.blue I'm sorry to report that v2.22.0+1024 is unusably slow for me (M1 MBP, macOS 26.2, Safari 26.2). I frequently get "this page has been reloaded because it was using too many resources" errors, can't scroll reliably, and console has attached issues. Love this software but can't use it rn 😔 000
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 14/05/2026What little there is of the GOP in Massachusetts continues to be comedy gold #mapoli 060
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 30/04/2026I don't read Tech Review regularly despite my free subscription, but that logo is giving me an eyetwitch. I get why it's aligned this way, but it's fucking unsettling & knowing how much they probably paid [designers redacted, pretty sure I know who it is] to do this makes me glad I get this for free 231
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 21/04/2026Made a quick Penzeys run and found the most wonderful art on exhibit 0132
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 20/04/2026RAKESFALL is good (though not as good as THE SAINT OF BRIGHT DOORS, imo), but it includes lines like this that I can’t help but applaud 030
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 12/04/202625th kickboxing workout today, hell yeah! I remain much worse at kicking than I am at punching, but I’m enjoying the hell out of myself, which is what matters most. 171
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 05/04/2026Smitten Kitchen’s Passover-friendly chocolate walnut cookies. They smell as good as they look. 191
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 27/03/2026next week’s weather forecast is sadly extremely normal for Greater Bostonia this time of year 130
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 14/03/2026Happy Pi Day! Gonna enjoy this beauty shortly: www.foodandwine.com/gyoza-dumpli... 3101
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 13/03/2026It's not you. They're having server issues, though possibly there's some load-balancing in the middle somewhere that means some people can get through some of the time. Here's the ping output – feel free to send it to them. (I'm in the US, obvs, but their server should still ping for me.) 011
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 16/02/2026full-on sickos.jpg about this, have to hope it tastes as good as it looks 390
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 26/01/2026Closed my Move ring by 9am shoveling us out. We're still not done, but the sidewalk is clear, we have a path to the street, and the driveway is about 50% there. The car's gonna take a little longer, though 🙃 (estimated total, including what we cleared last night: 20") 141
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 08/01/2026I love blocking an obvious spammer. Wild that this same person reskeeting left-wing posts about Minnesota has some very different views over on the Nazi CSAM site! 130
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 31/12/2025The fun thing about truffles is that the level of fanciness & deliciousness >>> level of effort 😋 040
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 25/12/2025Imperfect — I put the sliced cake top on right side up instead of upside-down — but I still feel like I’ve materially leveled up in Cake. 1170
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 11/12/2025sadly this was simply email trying to sell me on models instead of Jadzia Dax/Badgey or something, pretty disappointed rn 080
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 20/11/2025Share a TV series you've watched beginning to end more than once. Tonight the spouse and I watch the next-to-last episode of THE AMERICANS, which he has never seen before, but will make my sixth complete rewatch. 060
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 07/11/2025man, I was already gonna cancel my Dovetail subscription, they didn't need to add this feature to make me cancel it even harder 040
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 03/11/2025Hope everything is okay. In the meantime, Nicole would like you to know that no one loves her. 150
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 23/10/2025Illustrator, I just want to see the three documents I have open in different windows. What even is this bullshit with listing EVERY SINGLE TOOL as a "window." 220
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 16/10/2025the only reason I didn't hit the block button instantaneously for this new extremely and definitely real human follower is that I was laughing too hard at the bio 040
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 16/10/2025Reading that WIRED article about Cybertruck owners and crying with laughter because some jokes just write themselves 150
nonelvis @nonelvis.com · 02/10/2025just me searching for the Yom Kippur meditation I found last night, being presented with an ad for Mark Wahlberg's meditation on some Catholic app, not feeling particularly like I'm the one who should be atoning right now for putting this ad on a Judaism-related search 050