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nnor, Ph.D

@noncommutativity.bsky.social
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my name is nnor and i post bad jokes. also i have a phd they/them

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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i roasted a joint of beef today for the first time ever and bluesky let me tell you i fucking NAILED it
Two black plates hold mashed potatoes, roasted carrots, and slices of very pink roast beef.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Angry Growlithe sprite in the style of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon by eLTehH.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"you wanna know what the weak point of a mech is? the fucking pilot" [quote by Friends At The Table, art by mixxavii]
A red x-ray of the Ratatouille guy with the rat in his hat. A beam indicating the line of a shot runs straight through the rat.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
drafts leak
A screenshot of 7 drafts, 6 of which are hidden by red blocks and the words "violates TOS". The uncensored one reads "you know what they say... too many cucks, uh. spoil the... broad?".
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cartoon of a girl saying "waow" but thinking the word "based" repeatedly.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the "Hand on the Shoulder" meme
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
yessssss!!!!!! lets gooooooo!!!!!!!!
Joyous Growlithe sprite in the style of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon by eLTehH
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They Are Shouting
The profile pictures cropped from a string of four Bluesky post replies. The first and third are a Teddiursa shouting in the style of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon sprites, and the second and fourth are of a Growlithe in the same style, also shouting.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
im not gonna lie to you guys my human spirit feels pretty domitable right now
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon crying Growlithe by eLTehH
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
it's a doggie dog world out there
Pained, sad Growlithe in the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon style by eLTehH
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
that's EXACTLY what a platform that wanted to eat my brain would say
Email from Patreon with the subject "We don't want to eat your brain"
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Intense shouting Teddiursa sprite in the style of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon by Estelaris
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
UK Prime Ministers
Kaminoans telling Obi-Wan Kenobi "200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way"
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Intense shouting Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Growlithe sprite by eLTehH
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Joyous Growlithe Pokémon Mystery Dungeon sprite by eLTehH
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Joyous Teddiursa Pokémon Mystery Dungeon sprite by PhillipsYoung.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
when i post a sad "awroof" this is what i want you all to be seeing by the way (art is, i think by twitter user @ eLTehH)
A sad, teary-eyed Growlithe portrait in the style of the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon games.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
wait lowkey I actually did this discourse already
Post by me from two years ago, which reads:
"happy pride month! im non-binary which is Latin for 'if you think I'm pretty then you're gay'"
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sten from Dragon Age: Origins with a speech bubble pointing from him to the quoted post.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
two thousand years ago there lived a greyhound who loved her human and a human who loved his greyhound to be clear: this passage is not related to the content of the book beyond the fact that they're both about dogs. he just wanted to tell people who read his book that he had a dog and she was good
Excerpt from Arrian's Cynegeticus:

"I myself bred up a hound whose eyes are the greyest of the grey; a swift, hard-working, courageous, sound-footed dog, and, in her* prime, a match, at any time, for four hares. She is, moreover, (for while I am writing, she is yet alive), most gentle, and kindly-affectioned; and never before had any dog such regard for myself, and friend and fellow-sportsman, Megillus. For when not actually engaged in coursing, she is never away from one or other of us. But while I am at home she remains within, by my side, accompanies me on going abroad, follows me to the gymnasium, and, while I am taking exercise, sits down by me. On my return she runs before me, often looking back to see whether I had turned any where out of the road; and as soon as she catches sight of me, showing symptoms of joy, and again trotting on before me. If I am going out on any government business, she remains with my friend, and does exactly the same towards him. She is the constant companion of whichever may be sick; and if she has not seen either of us for only a short time, she jumps up repeatedly by way of salutation, and barks with joy, as a greeting to us. At meals she pats us first with one foot and then with the other, to put us in mind that she is to have her share of food. She has also many tones of speech—more than I ever knew in an other dog—pointing out, in her own language, whatever she wants.

Having been beaten, when a puppy, with a whip, if any one, even at this day, does but mention a whip, she will come up to the speaker cowerin and begging, applying her mouth to the man's as if to kiss him, and jumping up, will hang on his neck, and not let him go until she has appeased his angry threats.

Now really I do not think that I should be ashamed to write even the name of this dog; that it may be left to posterity, that Xenophon the Athenian had a greyhound called Hormé, of the greatest speed and intelligence, and altogether supremely excellent."
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A post by me that says "I live in a Hitler country run by Hitlers and populated in large part by numerous smaller Hitlers"
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
(I stole this from you to begin with)
A Sabine Hossenfelder thumbnail with a title along the bottom reading "Science News with Sabine Hossenfelder" and a logo. The body of the image consists of a photo of Hossenfelder with an arrow pointing to her from big text that says "WRONG".
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
elle woods voice what like it's hard (I realise master ball is less of a big deal now there's a new tier above it but I'm new to VGC and it's a big deal to me dammit I'm actually so proud of myself)
Pokémon Champions screenshot of a receptionist next to the UI to begin matchmaking. The UI displayed the current Ranked Battles season, my current tier/rank, my current team, and buttons to change the music and begin matchmaking.

My tier is Master Ball Tier, Rank 3 and my team is named Winging It and has a Dragonite, Hisuian Arcanine, Paldean Tauros (the water one), Alolan Ninetales, Hisuian Zoroark and a Whimsicott.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
my friends 🥺
The number 30, where the zero is stylised as a Pokeball tilted to the side and an Arcanine is emerging from it.The number 30, where the zero is stylised as a Pokeball tilted to the side and a Dragonite is waving while appearing to jump into it.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Discord message from Noncommutativity at 17:35 reading "cancelling Sarah"
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Spotify wrapped came out. i... don't wanna talk about it
Your listening age: 67. 

You were into music from the early 70s. You're an old soul.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
you're in luck, my mum just sent me this picture of my dog all bundled up in his* blankets *his, as far as he is concerned
A brown dog with a white triangle of fur on the back of his neck all bundled up on top of a grey blanket and underneath a white blanket
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing just off to the left of the camera
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Exaggerated emoji of a despairing face with hands thrown up in the air.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A photograph of a birch tree.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Drawing of an old man with a walking stick saying "I don't know... that's scary...".
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
post a ship that's not star wars or star trek
The ship from Outer Wilds on the launch pad in daylight.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Dolores Dei from Disco Elysium
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
absolutely fuckin crying lmao these are the only appointment types the nhs app will let me book
Drop down menu to select appointment type. The options are:

1 Bloods Rests ONLY you must have seen a GP or Nurse prior and they have requested the test

BLOCKED

Smear Test for people with a cervix age 25 to 64 who have been invited by letter
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
more people should say "I reckon"
Freedom of Speech painting depicting a man standing up amid a sitting crowd
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
hey sorry for deactivating. ive been thinking about 1.5 Meter Arcanine Plush For Only Four Hundred Pounds all week
The Pokemon Store listing for Arcanine Poké Plush - 59 In. for £399.99
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
lol get appled idiot
A Hoothoot perched on a signpost recoiling from being bonked by a thrown apple
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
[Jim The Office looking at the camera]
A Bidoof looks at the camera at night in a park, next to an apple I threw that it is not interacting with.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
ceci n'est pas une pipe
A Caterpie horizontal across the screen on grass. The uptick on its tail makes it approximately pipe-shaped.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Highlights from the first map
A Taillow sitting in on a sign large and centre, looking straight at the cameraIn the middle ground a bidoof rests on a wooden dam in a body of waterA Wurmple laying across the trunk of a tree
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
playing some gartic phone :3
Player called Scum prompts "This time I'm really gonna do it". Player called Fiish drew a clock and the Nike tick
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
well that was disappointing. i was hoping for... something else dw about it
Wikitionary entry for bicoque:

English
Noun
bicoque (plural bicoques)
1. (historical) A style of 15th-century helmet (or helmet visor)
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
scrolling down the timeline seeing this every few posts
Icon from the Sims of two sillhouettes and two green plus signs which indicates an increase in relationship.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
jumping on the bandwagon 🫡
Get to know my math taste: for every like, I will post one theorem I love 💜
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
From the Guardian. The UK doesn't *have* tenure. It was abolished in the 80s. By HER PARTY. Who is taking this seriously
Truss says the establishment used to be conservative, but now it is liberal left. But the Conservative party has not acknowledged that, she says.

Q: Why are there so few conservatives in academia?

Truss says conservatives stopped getting tenure.

She says they used to be viewed as a curiosity in academia. Now they are being hounded out.

She says the UK should follow Trump’s policy, and defund universities if they exclude rightwing voices.
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
This is the day Buster was brought home
A light brown Staffordshire terrier puppyooks up at the camera from a cream tiled floor
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
went to a museum with the family today, got a coaster :)
A white coaster printed with "The floggings will continue until morale improves" in large purple lettering
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
ohhhhh youtube you think you know me so well. you think youre so slick. well. youre right
YouTube recommended tags: All, Gaming, Gender identity, Video essays
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
How I defeated Fascism with the power of love, by Luigi.

Chapter 1: The Power of Love

The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
my Harrier Du Bois is not a communist! he might be a homosexual, a sorry cop, an alcoholic, a communist, but he is NOT a race theorist!
Grandpa Simpson being interviewed on TV from the Simpsons
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