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Chris Palmer

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Music for life, software safety engineering for a living, for now. noncombatant.org

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Chris Palmer @noncombatant.org · 27/09/2026
AI-themed cocktails
Derek from The Good Place having one of his delicious cocktails. In this case, a martini glass filled with olives but no booze. He looks at it appreciatively, in his tuxedo. That is *so* Derek
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Chris Palmer @noncombatant.org · 26/09/2026
Victoria Beckham: It escaped containment!
David Beckham: Was the containment just a sentence in the prompt?
Victoria: No! We engineered a frontier security mechanism
David: Was the containment just a sentence in the prompt?
Victoria: Well, we told it it was air gapped and to make no mistakes in the prompt
David: Thank you
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Chris Palmer @noncombatant.org · 22/09/2026
NeXT Color Turbo slab. 33 MHz of Unix + GUI glory. The one pictured is not mine, but is just like mine.
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Chris Palmer @noncombatant.org · 19/09/2026
When you consider the full difficulty of meeting even the most basic software requirements — in this case, internationalization that isn't laughably broken — intense simplicity quickly becomes obvious as the only way to have any chance for success at all.
A screenshot of name.com's "account verification" web interface. Like the rest of the site, it's in a random blend of English and whatever your browser language is (in my case, French). Completely unserious, partial effort.
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Chris Palmer @noncombatant.org · 09/09/2026
Anti-Zardoz policy
2 signs on a door: “No firearms or weapons allowed on these premises” and “Shirt and shoes required”
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Chris Palmer @noncombatant.org · 02/09/2026
This is the cyberpunk future we were promised: regulatory arbitrage company partnering with gambling company
Screenshot of the Lyft app advertising DraftKings in the “your driver is coming soon” screen
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Chris Palmer @noncombatant.org · 02/09/2026
The cover of Susana Baca’s eponymous 1997 album
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Chris Palmer @noncombatant.org · 26/08/2026
The cover of Giant Steps by the Boo Radleys
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Chris Palmer @noncombatant.org · 23/08/2026
Current status
A screenshot from the game Kingdom Of Loathing:

Combat! You're fighting a wolfman

Deep within the Spooky Forest, you are attacked by the Wolfman.

Perhaps you can defeat him by kicking him in the nards. That's right. Wolfman's got nards.

You get the jump on him.
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