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Jabe

@nominalindltd.bsky.social
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I have been dual-classing cyberpunk and druid for about half a century. I like finding places in the middle of nowhere, planning how to get there, and then going there. Not a big fan of people and the various forms of Number Go Up. Food is good.

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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A couple weeks ago I did my first trip to the Boundary Waters. It was awesome and beautiful and kind of dangerous (storms and wind when I LEAST needed storms and wind) but I adjusted, feel like I made good decisions, and got out dry and with leftover food the place is a treasure, I am in love
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The main thing being in IT has gained me is that I get to witness shit like this and then have to walk around trying to pretend that there is still a future for humanity
An image of an IT ticket where a user is requesting access to "get hub" so that they can have Claude AI "check things in the code"
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Users: I don't get it, I think my IT people HATE me Also users:
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
BEHOLD: ORB
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hold me closer tiny maaaantiiiiis
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
An image of Scorpius from sci fi series FarScape cheerfully strolling on the beach while wearing a sun hat and colorful shirt in stark contrast to his usual black form fitting "Space BDSM" outfit
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
FERAL CONSULTANT: bro you just need to SYNERGIZE your AI bro, then you get ALL them EBITDAs and 4th quarter maximization of your processes penetration into the market share rollout CEO: wow you are SO good at businessing FERAL CONSULTANT: //clenches and unclenches jaw uncontrollably//
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
okay look a lot of you guys hate AI and I get it but you CLEARLY have not tried taking AI Business Suggestions™️ from a dude who looks like he's been candyflipping for 3 days straight at an outdoor festival and that's why you're not CEO material broskies
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
okay look a lot of you guys hate AI and I get it but you CLEARLY have not tried taking AI Business Suggestions™️ from a dude who looks like he's been candyflipping for 3 days straight at an outdoor festival and that's why you're not CEO material broskies
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This trip has been a heck of a roller coaster but I'm glad things are calming down up there and the residents can hopefully get back to a normal life soon My entry permit is for Ram Lake, then the plan is I exit at Bower Trout about a week later and just hoof it a couple miles back to my car
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Watching my Odyssey
An image of a mutated Melvin Junko wearing a tutu and holding a broom and flexing in front one of the piles of toxic waste common to New Jersey
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is being almost completely packed for a trip that is still a few months away excessive? Idk, probably Know what else is excessive? Fuckin' EVERYTHING, which is why I'm going on this trip in the first place
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Showing up gets results. Whitley County enacted a moratorium against hyperscale data centers! Now we just need to convince people to show up to fight Nazis Sorry for the FB link www.facebook.com/100064074432...
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh sure, venture out in public on a weeknight for the first time in ages and I end up with my ugly mug smeared all over the local rags
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Today's surprise lunch guest:
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A Canadian canoe in Indiana
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
so as an Old™️ with terrible eyes, I often crank up the zoom in Windows, which of course causes most programs to freak out Anyway, Steam handled that in an... interesting way this morning, and i promise this snip is exactly as it was presented to me. Yes, I should have captured the borders too
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
tfw you have some totally sick ideas to make Beauty Retire really pop in the clubbs but have to wait 335 years for Ableton
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Absolutely, and it's really kind of embarrassing how long it took me to realize something so fundamental In fact, to quote the preeminent philosopher of this modern era:
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Oooh! A crane fly, according to Google lens Never seen one of these guys before and am honored that my garage door is a comfy place for them to rest or possibly be eaten or whatever it is that makes 'em happy. Those two little nubs behind their wings are called halteres. They're flight stablizers!
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Robble is the best cat bud anyone could possibly ask for even if he's a psychotic fuckface who knows which cables are the most expensive and how to ruin them in a single bite and also the thing where he keeps trying to sleep on my balls
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It means this:
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
they say you're not supposed to ascribe human emotions to animal facial expressions but at the same time I know EXACTLY what the fuck this face means
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I had an interesting lunch bud today
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn’t Indiana Jones.
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
anyway, fuck that guy I hope he spends his eternal afterlife starving, wondering where his family is, and being terrified of being bombed then being bombed I hope Jesus kicks him in the fuckin' dick and then his dick detaches and teams up with Jesus to kick him right in his fuckin' balllllllss
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
don't worry, it's okay if you can't handle how totally fucking badass owl skulls are OWLS can barely even handle how badass their own skulls are, stop beating yourself up about it
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Pretty awesome to have the opportunity for a winter visit to most of my favorite places in the NE corner of Lake Monroe (Indiana) some more beautiful than others, but as their official self-appointed, non-local, Druid™️, I am contractually obligated to love them all equally my wife made it, too!🥰
A very large (maybe 6+ ft in diameter - I could walk through it easily) rusted pipe sits next to what I believe was the location of a road that used to lead to Elkinsville, IN

It now takes 50 minutes to get there even though it is only a few miles away (if a road directly there still existed).

there is a road here that looks like it has had trucks on it semi-recently but it was too flooded and sketchy for us to mess with, and also I'm pretty sure it eventually gets flooded out entirely on account of the reservoir that they dropped on top of it on the 1960's
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
yes, fantastic work, very cat
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
what if Jesus came back right now and had to figure out what the fuck this guy is even doing
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Hate to ruin your day but there are at least 5 of this genre of Dumb Tech Guy Sycophant at the company you work for, they hold director positions or above, and they're making decisions about how much food and medical care you get to have
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
wow, thanks AI don't worry I'm sure Americans are discerning enough to- hold on...my neighbor just put in a weathervane - distinctly NOT a windmill! - but it's close enough that I'm going to have to grab nine of my guns and accuse him of trying to give me wind cancer or vaccinate my balls to death
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
TikTokers and anyone else super-into the short video clip format should definitely do more of this
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"I wonder if there are any cool graves here", I stupidly asked right before discovering I was a few hundred feet away from one of the most utter fucking badasses to ever exist in this shithole country
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The American Sign Museum in Cincinatti is very cool, and they even have this relic from back before your mom got carpal tunnel and had to make the switch to LEFT-handed tugs Shout out to all the folks who had the forethought to get in there quickly before the calluses
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
lmao
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
had to do it
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Things I learned from my recent trip to the near north of Ontario: 1) being stuck on an island for several days due to cold and wind is still better than being at work 2) Walmarts on the Ontario/Quebec border are EXACTLY what you'd expect 3) Canadians really are generally the nicest dang folks
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Every time I think "that's it, we've done it, America has finally crafted the dumbest fuck-ass bullshit even POSSIBLE", we manage to one-up ourselves Anyway, fuck this guy & all who enable him. Shout out to the Christians who actually push back on this sociopathic bullshit, all 0.000009% of you
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
My bud unloading after the last shakedown before we head to Temagami help plz, can't decide if boat name is "SWAMP THANG", or "BOGZILLA MINUS FUN"
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
satcom is ready
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
spent Sunday morning getting higher than anyone in my entire state It's a nice little nook surrounded by cornfields and garbage, as are all good things in this hellhole-ass state
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Mayfly? Pfft, it's almost AUGUST. CHECKMAET, EPHEMEROPTERA for real though it's pretty cool that this bud took some time out of their 1-2 day lifespan to chill on my window during lunch. Hope they do a good job at borkin', which I think is about all they do at this stage of their life
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
New business venture is growing steadily! Looking to take on some new partners. Big things are coming soon! I hope this inspires others to take a whack at going it alone, there may be some really stiff challenges to overcome but just keep at it and you'll arrive eventually!
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Lived here for 17 years and only just this morning got this view of my neighborhood:
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
America today if Sonny Bono never took up skiing:
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Jabe @nominalindltd.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
so it turns out that cops are good for some things after all
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