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Nömenlōony

@nomenloony.co.uk
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Well that was nice whilst it lasted. Any place that lets ICE have an official account has no business with me. Find me on Mastodon - nomenloony.com/@nomenloony

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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 28/02/2026
Your reminder I'm now exclusively on Mastodon using my own instance. I'm pretty much done on Instagram, Facebook and Bluesky. I don't do Tiktok. nomenloony.com/@nomenloony
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Nömenlōony (@nomenloony@nomenloony.com)
1.57K Posts, 360 Following, 305 Followers · Your friendly neighbourhood baldy beardy weirdo. That's what happens when you order your Ming the Merciless from TEMU. I'm into techy things, retro & moder...
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 30/01/2026
nomenloony.com Social media is better when WE own it. Live, Laugh, Federate. Join me on Mastodon.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 17/01/2026
See you on the Fediverse. There are many lovely Mastodon servers. Or don't. Your call.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 17/01/2026
Well it was nice whilst it lasted. Bluesky is now a Nazi bar.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 17/01/2026
I'm straight, married to an amazing wife; and yet I daddy Dom with the best of them.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 17/01/2026
Cute #mastodon #fediverse badges.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 17/01/2026
Really? Bluesky? I thought you were better than that. At least I'm also on the Fediverse. www.nomenloony.com
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 03/01/2026
Happy birthday Princess.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 03/01/2026
Dent on your forehead territory.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 03/01/2026
A look I do frequently. Adding a leather shirt underneath is exhilarating and very daring - but as a man who regularly wears full leather it's pretty normal.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 02/01/2026
Done.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 01/01/2026
To be fair I'm thinking of driving down there and slamming the piano lid down on his fingers.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 25/12/2025
We still do
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas to you too mister. 🎄
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 25/12/2025
He's an absolute user of the worst kind. First he's gorgeous and cute and cuddly so you can't refuse, second he's demanding and knows the will give him his three demands in order, and third he's got a problem with addiction. He doesn't even try and hide it.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
Rylan needs to get in the bin. He's like someone tried to create a TV presenter using AI and it crashed half way through.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
So basically, they can't deliver shit.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
Of course! The best way to be.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
Hard disagree on sprouts; but they have to be properly cooked. Not bloody boiled to within an inch of their lives.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
It's vile. Agreed
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
My voice reveal is often shocking. They don't realise just how "northern" I am. Think Sean Bean but much swearier.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
Yeah. Would.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
Oh you
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
Join my instance. I'm very laid back on the rules.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
I did make my own instance. Works great for me. I've got three accounts on it - each for different people. But yeah I understand Mastodon is quite daunting at first, and if you're new it's a bit like shouting into an empty room because there's no suggested posts or forced content.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
Thirsty again, @jmcl1980.bsky.social ?
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
How did you know? That was you in that steamed up Yugo with the footprints on the windscreen wasn't it!
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
You have to get onto the right instance. Choose one that suits your interests, or make your own. If you're just on one of the general servers you'll get the idiots. Same everywhere really.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 24/12/2025
Ironically I found I hated threads and never use it. It's a bit like Facebook - even though I don't ever want to see right wing propaganda I get the occasional little nugget shoved onto my timeline. I'm more of a #Mastodon guy. My own instance. My own rules.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 16/12/2025
If the bus is full... I fits, I sits.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 16/12/2025
Odd, since we have some of the really innovative tech (including ARM).
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 14/12/2025
I don't mind.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 14/12/2025
You gonna be a bit fuzzy then?
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 08/12/2025
This is latex for the record 😏
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 08/12/2025
Do it do it do it do it do it do it
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 06/12/2025
Or full leather...
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 06/12/2025
Ooooh I resemble that remark.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 06/12/2025
You definitely love a type, don't you?
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 04/12/2025
So many lovely people there
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 02/12/2025
The unknown body part is JD Vance isn't it?
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 02/12/2025
No they told me face to face. It's someone I know but I don't really like them. They always come across as a bit of a clever twat, but then they follow my Instagram 🙄. I've restricted their comments so nobody else can see them; but I think if I blocked them it wouldn't be great for me 😡
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 02/12/2025
Sorry. I'm a naughty boy.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 02/12/2025
Someone who wears crocs and grey jogger bottoms had the cheek to criticise my outfits today. Oh I laughed.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 02/12/2025
No platform is controversy free sadly, and ICE recruitment adverts are hilarious as a concept because the US citizens are now scared to join ICE for fear of reprisal.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 02/12/2025
I got 12 months free with my van. Otherwise they can go and bugger themselves with a banana.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 01/12/2025
Love my Oakley's. Had them for years now. Even got the head dents to prove it.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 01/12/2025
I have to do them regularly to keep my sinuses moving. They're "lovely".
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 01/12/2025
I'm seeing more famous people fully leathering up and I've got to say I approve. I've worn this stuff for years!
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 01/12/2025
Awwww shucks! I resemble that remark.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony.co.uk · 30/11/2025
👏👏👏👏👏
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