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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

collapsible man-sized hamster wheel so u can charge ur electric car on the go

Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

>Osaka accent typically translated into english as southern >Misa Amane canonically from Osaka >Misa Amane should have a southern accent

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

in love w/the fact that Disney's Atlantis was able to make a Weird Foreigner Character who exists just to be the butt of jokes & act/be treated like an animal...and it isn't offensive & holds up perfectly to this day BECAUSE THEY MADE HIM FRENCH.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

spy kids is what the kids at kinderheim 511 would've watched growing up if the nazis weren't stupid.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

new tv show Fixing Good where suburban dad Walter Black gets clean of meth & becomes a beloved high school teacher

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm a beast of the realm. I come home with Hot Burger and I immediately microwave the Burger to make it more Hot.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Will WistarRockstar on #Artfight pls contact me on other social media - here, tumblr, somewhere? I have your half of our art trade done but Artfight's on read-only mode! :)

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

L: Light, why *did* you buy a porno mag and read it fully-clothed like it was a book? Yotsuba!arc Light, unable to remember using the Death Note: .........I think I might be gay??

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

CJ has been slow-blinking me & turning his head away, which is good, but also he did it RIGHT after I farted so it looked like he was disappointed in me.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Buying a bday gift for my dad. I can pay normal shipping for it to show up 1 day late, OR i can pay an *extra* $6.76 for it to show up *4* days late! :D

A screenshot of a website prompting Murphy to choose his delivery method: Standard shipping, which arrives between August 21st and 25th. Or, Express Shipping, which arrives by August 24th, and is 6 dollars & 75 cents extra.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

when i was a kid i couldve had acting agent, but i didnt bc i was a stubborn dick during the interview. the more I learn about ex-child actors my age & the industry at the time, the more i realize ITS A GOOD THING I WAS!!! I DODGED A FUCKING *BULLET,* JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

FAKE geneticists: Firestar can't be RED so he has to be a GENERIC BROWN TABBY instead!! there's no way to make him reddish!! stop having fun!! me, a REAL geneticist: *sitting in the corner, knees up, rocking back n forth, crying bc the hayflick limit is Scary*

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

theyre slowly describing their entire rock collection one at a time in revenge. jokes on them this rules.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

my friend said that they fall asleep driving if there's no podcast, and they were driving, so I started dryly reading out the entire Thermodynamics chapter in my 2017 bio textbook, and suddenly I'm "waterboarding them" and "making the drive take 5x as long"

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

FYI she & her family have already been sold - BUT MORE WILL BE UP SOON!

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I've finally started posting adoptable family trees on ko-fi, the 1st of which had a cat named Bloodflower, and oh my god I JUST noticed this hilarious crop. Yes this is my cat, Bloodflow.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

cheetos, world's most skittish cat, is NOT scared of me in my kazplay (kazuma cosplay). Presumably bc she knows putting this thing on lets her kill me instantly.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't "fit in." Have you seen any other writers whose favorite part of the writing process is editing? That's weird.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

my midwestern friends are making fun of me.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

the guy im buying a dresser from: sorry if im a little slow, im a bit brainfoggy today me: *laughs personably* well, it's been hot out him: oh no, I'm from socal, it's /cold/ here. I wore longsleeves today. me, gesturing to my longsleeves: I KNOW RIGHT!??!????

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Today I am practicing GOOD Vintage Story habits that will NOT get me killed: >putting my sulferic acid in the same bottle rack as my vegetable broth >they are both yellow.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Let’s check in on how Jared and Ivanka’s luxury Albanian resort is doing…

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

L would've won if he didn't handcuff himself to Light during the Yotsuba arc bc Light, who doesn't remember being Kira, would just goes home to get smth out of his desk, finds a hidden compartment he doesn't remember making, and blows himself up.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

i love how the entire fandom collectively looked at how *awkward* klint van zieks looks in Every Single Image and collectively decided he's a socially awkward dweeb who gets by on being generally pleasant & REALLY FUCKING SCARY IN COURT.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Obi Wan Kenobi has become my Tomodachi Island's #1 slut. He keeps getting crushes on every man he meets. He's crushed on Kazuma TWICE. He currently wants to fuck Demmy (my OC). Dude's pent up I guess. Fuck a Jedi once and he fucks for a day but take off his chastity belt and he fucks for life.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Poor Cheetos was napping and missed her nightly gawking in confusion at me brushing my teeth. She's sitting in the bathroom slow-blinking at me waiting for me to stick the Thing in my mouth, but alas it's already happened. Is this even more confusing to her? Does she perhaps prefer it this way?

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

2 sentence horror story: No one's ever made a pizza with mayonnaise before. Might be good!

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

me high off my ass the day after binging episodes 1-24 of death note frantically google searching "how to have sex with soichiro yagami" "soichiro yagami how to sex him" "sex soichiro yagami tutorial" "have real sex with soichiro yagami tutorial" "soichiro yagami sex real"

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

dude what if demons were REAL and they found the WORST GUY EVER

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

death note was for us millennials what digital circus is doing for gen z

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I love being a DM I get to say shit to ppl like "Hey it's Wednesday - don't forget to write your will!❤️"

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

There is nothing more heartbreaking in this awful world than someone who relies on you crying for your help and knowing there's nothing you can do - not to help, not to comfort, not even to explain. ^ a youtube ad interrupted cheetos's cat TV birds video

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

angel just woke up n texted me smth (she has work like 4 hours) so i went into her room and Out Loud went "good thing angel's asleep so i can do that thing i do every night where I eat all her snacks" and then made Really Loud Plastic Bag Noises next to her snack shelf for like 3 minutes

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

He has a crush on Kazuma Asogi and this is their fault.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

shouts out 2 protein gotta be my favorite type of molecule

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

this tone tag shit is easy. jk = joking s = sarcasm srs = serious pos = piece of shit lh = luteinizing hormone

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

the gr8 thing about chronicles is, one of the duology's *primary central twists* is that sherlock holmes was Pulling The Strings All Along, and then, *one case later* SLAPS you on the face with "but he COMPLETELY MISSED THIS ONE EXTREMELY HUGE IMPORTANT FACT THAT *IMPLODES EVERYTHING"*

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

funfact: cats aren't real. They were invented for the book series "Warriors" by Harper Collins.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

it's so sad alexandre dumas isn't alive to attempt to comprehend me putting edmond monte cristo on my tomodachi life island and making him befriend columbo & dr coomer

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

fuck da apple scale how vividly can u play snake in ur brain. i'm realizing i don't think that's something most people can do.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Went to tell a friend a joke about me being a godmother/father to something, but couldn't figure which gender I'm feeling rn fast enough, so I guess I'm just God now.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

me: oh the dishwasher is done, I need to put the dishes away :) me: Ooh Ah it is hot! dishes are still hot! me: okay they r done :) now 2 get some ice creams....OOohhouw the ice cream is. TOO FROZEN! but how do i get it unfrozed without Melting It Completely? the humble dishwasher, freshly emptied:

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

*crawls out of doing my taxes covered in blood & calculator juice* did u know that ko-fi doesn't have any way to download summaries of your earnings and you have to add together individual purchased items by urself? I just thought that was interesting.

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

if i could take any invention back in time i'd take skywriting planes i wanna see what the average midaevil peasent would DO if i started writing shit in the sky

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

www.imdb.com/video/vi3135... im drunk off my ass PLEASE watch this trailer it's SO BAD it's HILARIOUS

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Ellison Murphy @nomashawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

spy kids + count of monte cristo = meet the robinsons

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