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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker

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Posting live from the Most Serene IL-Khanate of the Great Khan JB Pritzker

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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
But a model release wouldn't be complete without some benchmarking. When tested using Artificial Intelligence for Cultural and Historical Research's "Chronologic" benchmark, Mr. Chatterbox-2.7B nearly tied Talkie-13B - a larger model - and beat several commercial models cleanly.
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
That said, it did *not* want to talk about the Bee movie
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
For Instance:
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The model isn't an AI putting on an accent - it is trained entirely on Victorian corpus data, and so it speaks (and thinks, if it could be said to think) like a gentleman from Victorian literature. I'd love to hear your experiences with it!
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Ross Barkan out today with a column that very closely recapitulates what I wrote last week with Rich Yeselson in the New Republic: Pritzker has a "Nixon goes to China" quality that can help the Democrats move the party forward on Israel
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
GLORY TO THE GREAT KHAN
Q: Are you aware of the "Khan of the Great Plains" memes and if so, what do you think of them?

A: I hope the rally cry of the horde is heard across the country.
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Ball-knower. Likewise, look at this answer and tell me a 60-year-old man *didn't* snatch the phone away from his staff and answer this himself lol
Q: Of the main Star Trek captains, Kirk, Picard, Janeway, Sisco, and Pike - who would make the best Governor of Illinois and why? Who would make the best Attorney General?

A: I love Kirk, but I do not think he would make a good governor. Janeway seems the most discerning and tough. I think Picard is the most intellectual. Most intellectual and best leader. Competition between Janeyway and Picard. Neither Kirk, although they're my favorite, and controversially, Chris Pine is my favorite Kirk.
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
That cereal meme where a guy is like "This won't ever happen" - and then it does!
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
JB Pritzker, seated, holding a bowl, draped in majestic wolf's hides with lasers coming out of his eyes
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Red and Blue America the minute they realize that a civil war means that the flow of treats would be disrupted
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I'm incredibly impressed.
A Ben Garrison cartoon detailing Pritzker's Conquest of the United States
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Sometimes the truth is undeniable
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A meme: the Edmund Fitzgerald vs the Titanic
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
David, Jacques-Louis, né en 1748 à Paris, décédé en 1825 à Bruxelles
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Prison? No. We’re gonna do this to you
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“The Uniparty never would have e achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of torpor, of complacency!”
Evil Reddit man
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Me in like 3 years
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Looks like another transit bill is coming together
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
One of the parts I like about AI is the distorted way it reflects our own media back to us - doppelgängers, non-Euclidian geometry, bodies at impossible angles. It's one of the things that I feel is lost in the endless push toward greater verisimilitude. I like seeing art created by a non-human!
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
We’re going to have to Continental Army this guy
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Image cap from the big short, "Hey, there's a bubble."
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Hey anybody want to produce my play about John von Neumann and the design of the early, stored-program computer? I just finished it and it's fucking great.
John von Neumann Looking pensive
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Huge crowd! Things are a little blocked up but people are headed south to Buckingham fountain.
The no kings crowd. Huge!
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A portrait of Pritzker with the text, "They thought I was a Whale. Turns out, I was a shark."
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The Khan really said “Tiocfaidh ár lá”
The tables will turn one day," Prtizker told FOX 32 Chicago."These people should recognize that maybe they’re not gonna get prosecuted today, although we’re looking at doing that, but they may get prosecuted after the Trump administration because the statute of limitations would not have run out."
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I took this picture
Pritzker standing in front of a bunch of tanks a la Tiananmen square
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
-Obsessed with conflict -Riven by petty grievances -Likes football Welcome back Richard Nixon
Taylor SwiftRichard Nixon
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
JB Pritzker is the twice-anointed Great Khan of Illinois and future Khagan of the Eagle Throne. By the will of Tengri, he is destined to rule an empire the rivals the Khans of old.
JB Pritzker standing in front of a map of the US labeled "The United State of Illinois"
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The "I'd go to school if..." meme featuring JB pritzker, the city of Chicago, a Financial Times weekly broadsheet, and an vanguard index fund.
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
A man on a jet ski
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
JB Pritzker with glowing eyes in a "Dark Woke" format
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
For a decade and a half, the President of the United States was close friends with the world's most notorious pedophile
Donald Trump's letter to Epstein
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Yeah I read theory
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Actually she's right - the way the French Revolutionaries reasonably disagreed with their tyrannical government, I believe we should reasonably disagree with our current tyrannical government!
A scene of the French beheading Louis XVI
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
JB Pritzker Khan's plans to invade Indiana
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Done
JB Pritzker shooting an arrow into the back of Donald Trump
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
How about using this one?
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
An image of Senate candidate Graham Platner, with a zooming effect and laser eyes
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Looking healthy sir!
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The deep state whispered to governor Pritzker, "You cannot withstand the storm that is coming."
The Governor whispered back, "I am the storm"
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Big men have big dreams
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
🚨🚨JB Pritzker confirms knowledge of Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker, affirms "Greater Illinois 🚨🚨🚨
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