nolongerkristen.bsky.social @nolongerkristen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Make tacos the official food of this 4th of July. Support your local vendor. Support immigrant owned companies. Proclaim democracy. Reclaim our country. 021
nolongerkristen.bsky.social @nolongerkristen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Scientists have discovered that gravity grows stronger when you’re doing your laundry. 120
nolongerkristen.bsky.social @nolongerkristen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Actively workshopping names for a new internet challenge where women use their menstrual cups immediately after boiling them for sterilization. 110
nolongerkristen.bsky.social @nolongerkristen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Kristen has marked herself safe from the past five years of pandemic, industry-wide shutdowns, the imminent death of democracy, and devastating wildfires. Can we all get badges like Boy Scouts? 010
nolongerkristen.bsky.social @nolongerkristen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025If insurance companies can make policies defending themselves against climate change, then our government should be REQUIRED to enforce policies that defend the people against it, too. 010
nolongerkristen.bsky.social @nolongerkristen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Now that we’re back to masking here in LA, I’m advocating that every mask should come with a complimentary breath mint. @Altoids, you’re missing out on a prime marketing opportunity. 010
