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Brendan Birch

@noitsmeeki.poke.surf
84 followers 81 following 816 posts

27. Ex-Champion and Hoenn’s greatest disappointment. Recovering vape addict. Somehow, I’m taken 💚🩷 // account run by lark

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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 10/09/2026
Fitness whole w... nay.. I shan't...
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PUNCHY @surf.poke.surf · 10/09/2026
Hah? She's not gonna knock us off, don't- Why are you- Oh. Wals! Where's your head at man! 😝 I was talking about fitness!
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PUNCHY @surf.poke.surf · 10/09/2026
Siiick. No big deal. Wouldn't be the first time your legs gave out with me and it won't be the last.
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Riley ✌️ @rad.poke.surf · 08/09/2026
Riley stares into the mirror as the light from the window fades. He never quite recognizes himself there and the way the shadows obscure his face don’t help. He has to believe there’s some kind of determination looking back at him but.. Riocine may as well have confirmed he was going to be okay.
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Riocine @psy-chic.poke.surf · 22/08/2026
There is a entomology booth. Charming.
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 22/08/2026
@rad.poke.surf got this for you
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 22/08/2026
I didn’t think a region could care so much about lentils but this is awesome
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 22/08/2026
Duckletts at the local festival… rip Riley, you would have loved this
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Manon @toxie.poke.surf · 21/08/2026
musique pour la conception
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 21/08/2026
Where am I
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Riley ✌️ @rad.poke.surf · 21/08/2026
#np Dear ECLIPSE - ZEROBASEONE
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 08/08/2026
I don’t freak unless froken to
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 08/08/2026
Before our date last night, Rio texted me a picture of her outfit and asked what I think. Baby, I just licked my gear and swallowed it whole.. do you even understand how good that shit was?
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 07/08/2026
@smd.poke.surf Happy birthday, asshole.
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 07/08/2026
@rad.poke.surf Happy birthday, bro!🥳 If you check your mailbox, you should have something from me. I hope you like it!
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 07/08/2026
@psy-chic.poke.surf Happy birthday, babe🧡 If you have some time today, I’d like to take you out. Let me know and I’ll pick you up on Comet
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 07/08/2026
Heh… I’m plotting. Scheming, if you will
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 06/08/2026
Just saw an old lady vaping… that’s going to be me someday
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 26/07/2026
Date night with @psy-chic.poke.surf 💚🩷 Doesn’t she look beautiful? [📸: ych.commishes.com/user/boni_lee/ ]
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 25/07/2026
Riley, I ready those to you in confidence
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 25/07/2026
Everyone give me your cramps. I can shoulder this burden
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 24/07/2026
When I was 7, I thought that Wallace would somehow just know I was his biggest fan, so I did everything I could to make sure he was never disappointed in me. Except for one day when I tried to do a backflip to impress my friends and broke my wrist.
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 23/07/2026
You fumble in one conversation with your girlfriend and suddenly you’re the town pervert… the regional pervert, even
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 23/07/2026
Do I need to start flirting harder with Rio…?
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Riley ✌️ @rad.poke.surf · 23/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Stop He's Already Dead - The Simpsons Meme
ALT: Stop He's Already Dead - The Simpsons Meme
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 23/07/2026
Great, now everyone thinks I’m a huge pervert
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 23/07/2026
Foot, meet mouth
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✧Kim🍉 (COMMS Fechado) @kyynas.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Dinner in America #BRart || #fanart || #art || #illustration
cena do filme dinner in america
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 23/07/2026
Listening to my “Unovan militia music”
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Big boobs (chelsey) @greatmothsucks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wo-chien
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Haley 🌷 @lovehaleylo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hypno 💤 #pokemon
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Riley ✌️ @rad.poke.surf · 17/07/2026
// .
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 17/07/2026
You’re away from the internet for a week and suddenly your bro is a happy mother… congrats, Ri!
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🧧 @longjumps.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
brendan is a legend
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Riocine @psy-chic.poke.surf · 12/07/2026
#psychicsunday? Not my usual style but most of my wardrobe is back in Hoenn.. Unova is beautiful but the waters really do not hold a litwick to ours. (^‿^)
Art by lordgoth@commish
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 06/07/2026
I *should* find my own place sooner rather than later…
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 06/07/2026
When you say Hoenn men are toxic af can you include me in that as well? Hoenn men and Brendan if it's not too much trouble thanks guys
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Flannery Asuna @feeltheheat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hoenn men are toxic af
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 05/07/2026
I’ve reached gym rattata status… not because of how often I go, but because I gave up my morning sleep to go max out with Riley
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Glitch @glitchxcity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bonus 0.5 Natu
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Glitch @glitchxcity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I made banana bread! Here’s a Natu for scale
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 03/07/2026
You either love me or you hate me... and usually, it's a brilliant fusion of the two
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Pykuo @pykuo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Random Painting #41: Sleepy.
Digital painting of Natu sleeping on a tree branch.
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Riley ✌️ @rad.poke.surf · 01/07/2026
@noitsmeeki.poke.surf
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 28/06/2026
Riley can squat me. We tested it
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 28/06/2026
i have brendan’s phone ✌️ -riley
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Mr. Lobanov @xtransceivers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Has no one else just taken a giant head of lettuce and started eating it raw out of anger?
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 27/06/2026
I’m sorry, babe. I shouldn’t have even responded
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 27/06/2026
The thing is… I think doing any kind of drug would kill me /gen. I’ve always wanted to smoke weed just to experience it
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Brendan Birch @noitsmeeki.poke.surf · 27/06/2026
"🎶All I see are vapes~🎶" To the tune of The Underworld from Epic
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