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Scooter B.

@noisynorah.bsky.social
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Allston Rat City citizen. I like cheese

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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Russian is so weird-- I used the words for "poor" (can be used like English 'poor little baby' as well as for lack of funds) and a slang word for "guy; dude" and I ended up calling my spouse an impoverished peasant. He was so confused and slightly offended. #languagefun #russianlanguage
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today's kitten chauffeur job included this spicy guy! #catrescue #feralcatrescue
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The worst thing about single sex/one-seater bathrooms is that when you're in Dunkin, and an employee is in the women's room crying, you really don't have any other options. #makebathroomsgenderneutral
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mom thinks the Amazon arrow logo looks like a dong. We are watching a series on Prime, and every time the logo shows up, she looks at me, nods knowingly, and says, very matter-of-factly, "Penis." #amazonlogo #dongs
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today's mom argument: whether the term "numbnuts" can be singular. I said only if you're insulting Lance Armstrong. Mom insists it has nothing to do with 'nads. I am not emotionally invested in this conversation, but she wholeheartedly is, and keeps harping. #familyfun
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do you think " #MobyDick" would have been such an eternal classic if #HermanMelville had named the character Moby Richard? #classicliterature #classics
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Spouse (+heavy Ukrainian accent): What is sound for dacks and goose in English? Me: Ducks quack, geese honk S: but they sound the same? M: no they don't! S (on the phone): Dacks are KKKWOCKKKING ::I don't know why this is cracking me up so much #culturalexchange
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is how you schlep 9 foster kittens at once! The top one is Jorge, who is the most feisty. He gets his own private suite! It's kitten season, people-- spay/neuter your cats! #fostercats #catsofbluesky #feralkittens #spayandneuter
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Feral kitten has registered his displeasure at getting his shots! #catrescue #catchauffeur #catsofbluesky
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
More fun with language learning: I give spouse my debit card to get through a subway gate. I go to use my phone to pay, but it's not working. Thus I yell "даи меня картошку!" Instead of "карточку". He is cracking up because i just demanded a potato instead of my card. #languagefun #русскийязик
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
On the bus a guy was speaking German, so German clicked on in my brain. I was on my way to Russian class. When teacher asked about our Easter plans, I confused German & Russian words for Jewish and ended up saying "my mom's a f*ckin (female) k*ke." At least I remembered the correct ending? #cringe
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I got to hang with these cats today. #Kittens ##catsofbluesky
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Leroy has been lounging all day with one eye open. #catsofbluesky #sleepwithoneeyeopen
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The president deserves my Jr. High Heimich Maneuver Training certificate as much as I do, so in a ceremony in the former Rose Garden, I presented it to him. May he now be able to dislodge the rubber meatball on a string from the inners of Choking Charlie, the armless torso! #trumpnobelprize
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I kinda want the nickname "raisin." #dancaine
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hang on, I need to go to #WashingtonDC so I can walk my daughter to a restaurant.
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
What I learned from today's #pressconference: I like #MarcoRubio's tie. Everything else was kinda #wordsalad.
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I think I found my new #dragking name. Butter Rich.
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This election season, I would like to see the abolition of the following words in campaigns: *Vibrant, especially "vibrant communities" *Impactful *Robust Srsly, if I hear about "vibrant communities" one more time, I may scream. #vote #govote #votenow #democracyinaction #licencetokvetch
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is Marigold. She's a semi-feral kitten who just drew the blood of both the vet and the vet tech. She was a snarling 4 lb ball of rage, and now she's sitting in her carrier loudly purring. #catsofbluesky
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Mr. Chonky Loaf has a new hangout spot. He doesn't quite fit, but he doesn't care. #catsofbluesky
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
#NPR has made me aware of many novel things, including the fact that someone had a baby and looked down on its tiny little face and said, "I'm going to name you Jarl Mohn." #babynames #jarlmohn
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
If we can't see the #epsteinfiles then can we at least see the #Russianhooker #peetape? If this administration is going to continue to tank the #economy and make everything even more unaffordable they really need to up their #breadandcircuses game. #inflation
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I had to hit the husband up for $ to get a new catalytic converter for my car (paycheck is late). He thought i said "cat toilet" and was splurging on some kind of hi-tech robotic cat box. Strangely, he was totally OK with that! #miscommunication #thefutureisnow #maritalcommunication #ESLspouse
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
FUN FACT: San Pellegrino (St. Peregrine) is the patron saint of AIDS. I think of this whenever I am drinking that fancy mineral water. #saints #stperegrine #sanpellegrino
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Leroy doesn't mind that his new name is: #catsofbluesky
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Husband: They have special knives for killing sharks if you are in the water and meet one! It stabs their brains with CO2! Me: I don't want to kill sharks. That's mean. You're in THEIR house. YOU'RE not invited. Husband: Humans don't think that way. I mean, they support #Israel, right?
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Alone @ the office, & didn't realize the door locks when closed. I got locked out. went to other company to ask for spare key. They called bldg mgr, saying (3x) "She did it AGAIN!" referring to my female coworker who did the same thing 3 weeks ago. Are we all that interchangeable? #allthesame
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
#nerdproblems #earlymusic
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The furniture assembly company that didn't hire me last week because I'm not manly enough just added me to a #groupchat for some reason. Do you think they're planning to secretly assemble furniture in #Yemen?
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Doing my duty as a foster kitten chauffeur again! #catsofbluesky
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
#MWRA is not fooling around! Every time you water your lawn, think of all the people they sacrificed at the altar of clean water! #wording #Massachusetts #waterauthority
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I'm keeping my #cats inside; I don't want white #Afrikaaner #immigrants to eat them.
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This #caturday is Chicken's birthday! She's 12, but is most concerned about not being fed dinner early.
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Time for this again! #summer #catsummer
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Shout out to that time I found the saddest tableau ever: someone abandoned a Ton Loc tape and vaginal wipes in the same vicinity. #Allston #Allstonlyfe #Boston
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
my husband, in a thick Ukrainian accent: Do frogs jerk off on caviar? Me: ... H: ... like fish? Me: ...? It took me way too long to realize he was talking about oviparity with external fertilization. #languagebarrier #communicationfun
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
new #americanhistory #curriculum: 1620- Pilgrims flee turkey-less heathen state, befriend Indians 1776- Jesus kicks British butt, writes Constitution 1865 - War for States' Rights ends 1945- We win WWII 1990something- Reagan wins Cold War 2025- America is great again #notwoke
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Call to musicians! Can someone please write a new song about baseball? I am sick of hearing #Johnfogerty's #centerfield every single time they talk about #baseball on the news. It's been 40 years, can we please retire it?
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I'm on so many #groupchats of warring factions of family members and cat rescue groups that if someone started talking about bombing plans, I'd just figure my stepsisblings started drinking again. #statesecrets #isthereagateforthisyet
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
So if English is now the #OfficialLanguage of the USA, does that mean everyone is going to learn the difference between there, their, and they're?
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Fun while #proofreading! The last author in a citation was listed as "Takeashit." After 5 seconds of research, I discovered it was supposed to be "Takeshita." Oops! Sorry Dr. Takeshita!
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
If you think #boston is anti American because we don't cooperate with #ICE, rethink your stance. Getting shot in a Chick-Fil-A by an off duty cop is probably the most American thing there is. www.nbcboston.com/news/local/a...
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After off-duty officer kills armed man in Back Bay, safety questions top of mind
Prosecutors in Boston are asking anyone involved in what led up to the shooting on Boylston Street, or witnessed anything suspicious in the area, to come forward
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I got to chauffeur some #fosterkittens to the vet today. They were NOT pleased with the temporary incarceration, but I think they'd be even less pleased with distemper. #cats #catsofbluesky #kittens
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I LOVE it when my car passes inspection without the need to slip anyone an extra $40. Do they even do that anymore? This town is so gentrified all the corrupt inspectors are gone! It means I gotta keep my car in good order! #gentrification #oldcars
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It really hurts my feelings when I'm looking at my phone and it says "no face detected." Massive dis... or have I finally achieved the power of invisibility? Anyway, YOUR MOM's face is not detected, phone! #21stcenturyproblems #phoneissues #invisible
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The most jolting thing so far in this fantasia of insanity called the USA is hearing a grave BBC reporter earnestly talk about #MarcoRubio as if he were a real serious human and not 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat trying hard not to be a loser assclown in public.
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If #birthright citizenship ends, I will probably be illegal. Oh please don't deport me to #Vietnam, where the weather is beautiful, there's plentiful seafood, and nobody is homeless!
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I've got the answer to this naming dilemma. #gulfofmexico #gulfofamerica #deeznutz
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Scooter B. @noisynorah.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Where can I get a life- sustaining treat? Is it chocolate? #signs #signage #labels
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