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╰➤ 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄, 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔.

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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl GET UP.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great. What the hell is going on over there NOW?
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shit. You didn’t actually think you would get this far. Sure, you’ve only spoken about seven words, but that’s still way more than you thought you’d get out of her. You say you were probably just going to go blow up some stars, or something.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
... So is she doing anything later, or?
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You sort of forgot you told him to do that.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And who's fault is THAT? In case she forgot, she's the one who killed your fourth. And you didn't even hunt her down across space and time for it! Fuckin' hypocrite. Maybe you could just start a gang, or something. You've always wanted to be a mob boss.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What is there to think about? You're not going to stop. You're not entirely sure what you did that got her so worked up beyond a couple of routine (and failed!!) murders, but your greater plans are still in motion. You're still going to, uh... Hm.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You say that you're thinking, okay? Now that she seems to have calmed down a bit, you wonder if you could broach the idea of that truce you were thinking about. You are so tired of running. No. No, she is as furious as ever. She just happens to be in a good mood, or something.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You spared a LOT of people, actually! The FACT that you spared people, is an immutable fact that you—... Ah. Hm. Such an exposed target. You couldn't possibly... No, no. Perish the thought.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey, does anyone else remember that time you SPARED HER? Because that's what that was, by the way. You didn't even WANT to kill that guy, not that it MATTERS. It's not your fault the dumbass ate the only way off that sinking ship.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
God, WHATEVER. She should be THANKING you. She's got NO idea what was going on, does she? You wonder if it's time to finally bite the bullet. To face your fate and reap what you've sown. Omnipotence has been a drag on your tired soul from the day you attained it.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
==> Jack: Retrieve arms. From unhealing, gaping wound to eternally, bloody hand the Ninjato goes. Hell if you know, you tell her. You were a little too occupied with the thing CHASING YOU to pay attention to where you were going. Now back off, you say.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For gods sake, how FAR do you have to RUN before this crazy bitch will leave you alone? What is she even MAD about? A couple routine murders? SOMEONE had to start killin' all those goddamn fuckin' armies, pain in the ass though it may be.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FUCK.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stars. Stars and stars and stars for lightyears upon lightyears. Up here, out of orbit, you don’t need your wings to fly. All the better, because your entire body happens to be tired. Sprawled out and smoking gently.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Red Miles Homestuck
ALT: Red Miles Homestuck
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Asriel Dreemurr Count Your Fucking Days.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HOW MANY FUCKING KIDS DID YOU FAIL TO KILL.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Huff. Does this kid have a problem, or something?
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Bec noir Homestuck
ALT: Bec noir Homestuck
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
From unhealing, gaping wound to eternally bloody hand the Ninjato goes.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You swear to fuckin' god. You did not go out of your way to read MACBETH just so this ROARING COWARD can SULLY your PERFECTLY GOOD ONE LINER. Two Liner. Whatever.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this BLOOD clean from my hand? No, this hand will rather the multitudinous seas INCARNADINE, making the GREEN one RED.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You never really thought of it like that, you guess. Maybe you can just destroy the universe and be done with it? There's bound to be a frog if you go far enough out. Or maybe you can just teleport them into space or something. Do you freaks even need to breathe?
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You're right, you tell her. You'll just have to blow up the planet.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Red Miles Homestuck
ALT: Red Miles Homestuck
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
god you fucking love trophies
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Because there totally isn't a family obsessed with Christmas memorabilia anywhere around these parts. You haven't even CONSIDERED wearing a wreath around your neck, no siree. Your trophy hunting days are OVER, you hear me? OVER.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
( ooc./ oh right hey i'm also salad if that wasn't obvious. )
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Stuff a cock in it.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You wonder how much motive is actually needed to start killing people. You're no stranger to perfectly useless genocides, after all. A green spark crawling the length of your ear is all the reminder you care to give of exactly how strong you are.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Throwback Thursday.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You kindly explain the only reason you aren't currently standing over the flayed corpse of a murdered youngster is that you don't much care to attract the attention of a particularly vengeful dame.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐟.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Woof Woof Bark 𝐅𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐲 𝐀𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐫 Bark.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Red Miles Homestuck
ALT: Red Miles Homestuck
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
... You're pretty sure you wanted to kill that one at some point.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Cigarette between sharp fangs, an impatient paw trying in vain to flick a flame from your lighter. If you could light this with your rage you're sure you could smoke it all in a single drag, and your sureness only grows as this FUCKING lighter refused to LIGHT GOD DAMNIT.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Courtyard Droll was homophobic, actually.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Draconian Dignitary gave you the pass, you say.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
WOOF WOOF BARK BARK 𝓕𝓐𝓖𝓖𝓞𝓣𝓢 WOOF WOOF
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ha. If there's one thing you're still good at, it's scaring the shit out of little kids. ... You, uh. You don't think you're going to say that out loud, actually. That one can stay an inside thought for now.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You're not safe either, you say.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
You don't know why she's dressed like that, but you tell her she's a fool if she thinks that PALTRY DISGUISE would hide her from you. You'd recognize that scent anywhere. Your only regret regarding her untimely demise was that you never got to SLAY this particular SOVEREIGN yourself.
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Reposted by — 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑.
🎱 @thesn8wman.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
You can't help but feel the flame of undying fury burning in your chest. The mere sight of this– *Sickening Sycophant* makes you rather sick. You only have one way to greet someone of his caliber: 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸, 𝓕𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
NOW YOU KNOW THE UNIVERSE IS FUCKING WITH YOU.
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. @noirscaped.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
[ Closed starter for @postal-deeds.bsky.social. ] Swordplay. Power. Hacking away at nothing. Blood for bloods sake. The rush, the burn of muscles pushed too far, the nigh-silent way that your flashing blade cut through flesh—cleaving suckers in half. It was liberating.
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