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Nodarse

@nodarse.bsky.social
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Author of BLOOD IN THE CUT @Flatironbooks. Magic City Storyteller. Son of Cuban Exiles. Hiker/Biker/Camper of the Everglades & Neverglades. He/Him.

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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly, if you don’t need food, shelter, or gas things aren’t that bad.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Done wearing my glasses. I’ve seen enough.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you’ve ever played the Monopoly “Buy Everything” game expansion, you know what it’s like to live in Miami.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Children need healthy, heteronormative role models like adult men who retreat to “caves” lined with porn and their wives who collect commercialized sentimentality in the form of knickknacks and guzzle wine while whispering “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” while smiling and holding back tears.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Twizzlers: the “candy“ that almost became a toy.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The gentlemen’s club really needs a bike rack.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Landlords : Housing Scalper : Tickets
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Every recorded call I’ve ever been part of has been used for quality and training purposes.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
You wanna get stoned??? The thing that killed those two birds???
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Be cool, child safety lid. You know it’s me.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
For breakfast, I ate instant Mac and cheese with half a leftover hotdog and a strip of bacon and I found in the fridge. Not bad for rock bottom.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I am currently enjoying enrichment time in my enclosure. Please do not tap on glass.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’m convinced we all died during Covid and we’re all in hell.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I repeat, I am not depressed. I’m reacting appropriately to the world around me.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
“The Handmaid’s Tale” has been around long enough to have become reality.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Boil a funny bone and you get laughingstock.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It’s okay, funds. I too am insufficient.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Who, in good conscience, could Build a Bear in this world right now?
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Your body may very well be a temple, but mine is an abandoned corner store that’s been taken over by Halloween Sprit.
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Anyone else been rotating in bed like a gas station hotdog while having bad dreams lately?
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Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Friday the 13th has lost its pizzazz now that bad shit happens every single day.
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