Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Honestly, if you don’t need food, shelter, or gas things aren’t that bad. 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If you’ve ever played the Monopoly “Buy Everything” game expansion, you know what it’s like to live in Miami. 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Children need healthy, heteronormative role models like adult men who retreat to “caves” lined with porn and their wives who collect commercialized sentimentality in the form of knickknacks and guzzle wine while whispering “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” while smiling and holding back tears. 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Every recorded call I’ve ever been part of has been used for quality and training purposes. 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 01/05/2025You wanna get stoned??? The thing that killed those two birds??? 010
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 24/04/2025For breakfast, I ate instant Mac and cheese with half a leftover hotdog and a strip of bacon and I found in the fridge. Not bad for rock bottom. 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I am currently enjoying enrichment time in my enclosure. Please do not tap on glass. 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I’m convinced we all died during Covid and we’re all in hell. 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I repeat, I am not depressed. I’m reacting appropriately to the world around me. 010
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 24/03/2025“The Handmaid’s Tale” has been around long enough to have become reality. 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Who, in good conscience, could Build a Bear in this world right now? 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Your body may very well be a temple, but mine is an abandoned corner store that’s been taken over by Halloween Sprit. 110
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Anyone else been rotating in bed like a gas station hotdog while having bad dreams lately? 000
Nodarse @nodarse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Friday the 13th has lost its pizzazz now that bad shit happens every single day. 010