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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984

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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Got into my first gallery! My Island Fox photo is featured in the Creatures Exhibition at Dusk Gallery in Santa Fe, New Mexico
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Doing a sinus rinse with beach plum La Croix to impress the ladies
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Palm Springs is a pretty great place to live, except for the fact that it’s a place where old rich republicans go to die so we get shit like this.
Billboard featuring smug asshole Jesse Watters
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So the first time I watched The Shining I was maybe 8, maybe younger. But my parents used to run a ski area, and the lodge had an apartment at the top we’d stay at sometimes. So the first time watching this movie was at night…in an empty ski lodge…alone with my dad…
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The Shining: Jack Torrance Axe Scene
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol at my daughter’s woke ass book section
A section of woke children’s books including Feminist Baby, Antiracist Baby, A is for Activist, Empathy is Your Superpower, and more lined up on a spinning bookshelf
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Testing out my new #nikon #macro lens on some grasshopper frens #photography #macrophotography
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The best way to understand the American Jewish community is that we are, in the aggregate, a group of liberals whose institutions are largely controlled by a much smaller faction of very well-funded conservatives
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s 2026 and I’m making Thrice memes. No one is worse at the internet than me.
Slaps roof of car meme with Dustin Kensrue from Thrice as the car salesman, and the Thrice discography as the car
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie sounds like the “if I can’t have you then nobody can” type, and we should be encouraging that.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“He’ll flip ya. Flip ya. Flip ya for real.”
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, JARVIS FIRE
Watch Duty screenshot showing the burn area of the Jarvis Fire
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When I went on my birthright trip, I got the quicky bar mitzvah at the western wall. When the rabbi initially asked if I had had a bar mitzvah I said “no, I’m a bad Jew.” And he held up his hand and said “There are no bad Jews. There are no good Jews. There are just Jews.” But fuck Ben Shapiro.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Men can’t even be trusted to aim in a urinal without some competitive incentive anymore.
A urinal with a mini soccer ball and goal in it
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Saw the Odyssey
Back of a Honda Odyssey
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pretty sure the worst electorate in America are people who go to wait outside tapings of the Today Show.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Homeownership is cool because you get to do things like replace your pressure reducing valve and your water heater anode rod and realize when you rented your landlord never did this shit and was basically ruining his own house.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fast kickin’. Low scorin’. And ties? You bet!
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s good when bad people die and we should all gleefully piss on their graves, literally or figuratively speaking.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lol @jaketapper.bsky.social you’re such a weak ass bitch
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
r/simpsonsshitposting is always on top of it
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The only vote that really matters in 2026 #loveislandusa
Voting for the winners of Love Island USA
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Wrightwood is on fire again. Cool, cool. The whole town almost burned down not even two years ago. So awesome this is just a regular thing now. Anyway, just randomly wondering how fire reacts to raining blood of billionaires and the global elite. Totally unrelated thought.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just Google image search “Kevin Smith jorts” and that’s what I want.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lol this is without a doubt the worst 4th of July I have ever experienced in my life.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yeah, science!
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I forgot I made a Huell Howser feed, haven’t checked it in a long time. It’s so wholesome and *amazing*. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
*Clicks “jump to recipe”* Recipe website:
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Old Man Captain America: No, I Don't Think I Will
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you
Sitcom about George W Bush called That’s My Bush
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There really needs to be a Layla piano outro scene at the end of this administration
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is all I think of when the World Cup is on youtu.be/rJu2qSJ9zno?...
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The Simpsons take on soccer
YouTube video by Hi, Neighbor!
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Forgot how much Absolution by MUSE absolutely fucks. One song after the next, just busting eargasms. And the artwork by Storm Thorgerson is just so perfect.
Muse - Absolution cover. Artwork by Storm Thorgerson.

Man standing in a chalk pit stares up in bewilderment at flying beings in formation, only their shadows are seen on the ground.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wu Tang cleansed the curse.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Simpsons Crowd Booing Mr. Burns
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If I still lived in LA I would hit up one of my favorite taco trucks in Eagle Rock, swing by Galco’s for an old school soda, and stand in line all night to help set up Spencer Pratt’s catapult
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Return of the Jedi is better than A New Hope
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I don’t think I’m gonna do hamster style anymore.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
As the Stagecoach crowd descends upon the Coachella Valley like flocking carrion birds in cowboy hats, here is my yearly reminder they are the most entitled, insufferable gathering of influencer culture of all festivals. People love to talk down about Coachella, but they got nothing on Stagecoach.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
lol Anyma getting absolutely dragged on the Coachella subreddit today for being a fake dj nepo baby
Coachella subreddit screenshot of redditor saying Anyma is “like if Kendall Roy was a dj”
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Pretty sure Justin Bieber playing YouTube videos on his laptop takes more skill than whatever the hell Anyma is doing.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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a man with sweat on his face is holding his hand up in the air and says `` if he dies , he dies . ''
Alt: a man with sweat on his face is holding his hand up in the air and says `` if he dies , he dies . ''
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@wrenispinkle.bsky.social www.neverenderfestival.com?_kx=DEheeuqT... I like Afterman, but I don’t know if I like “2 day festival” nothing but Afterman.
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Neverender Festival
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
David Guetta truly is the Thierry Guetta of DJs
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I’m sorry but The Strokes are fucking boring.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I think everyone deserves to pour themselves a big glass of wine tonight and watch Color Theories by Julio Torres Stream Color Theories by Julio Torres on HBO Max play.hbomax.com/movie/a9bcab...
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It could happen today!
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Finally. We’re getting a Tom Bombadil movie.
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
“Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke, man, I couldn’t picture this” - uber capitalist
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984 @nocturbulent.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Happier by Marshmello & Bastille. Honestly anything by Bastille. Fuck I cannot stand Bastille.
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