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No More Context

@NoContextNMJ.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
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May I present to you - none other than - your friend and mine - a No More Jockeys image bot No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mas.to/@NoContextNMJ, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key holds up a half-glazed hand-thrown pottery mug, and says “Rustic cup.” The subtitle tells us he is emphasising his plosives.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 7h
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players are holding their arms up, crossed in an X. The subtitle says "Bam!"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12h
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says "It's not the first time a duck has caused you trouble."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson’s square is very dark. He is lit only by a candle he’s holding close to his face. He says “I’m going to change my name on the call to ‘Figure in the Gloom’. It’s hard to see, but he has a large pink soft toy unicorn draped over his shoulders.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says "That's a HUGE "if"!"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is in the bath, fully dressed in his suit and leaning right back in the water. He's squeezing a bottle of green shower gel into his mouth. There is a red graphic in the middle of the screens that says "DON'T DO THIS". Key says "I don't think that's what people should do."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "You think Mary quite contrary is one word?" The subtitle renders it as one word.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "Is the mouse... free?"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne's camera is pointed at a bay window in which sits the silhouetted figure of Mark Brown of the Horne Section. The subtitle says "It's good - we've got our first spectator..."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says "Yet." The players are laughing.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says "No - Neymar... Neymar Jockeys."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson holds up a yellow sticky note that says "This is it" on it in black marker.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is laughing and saying "That was a very poor experience because of your behaviour!"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "I worry this might be a stupid question, but is 65 in your 65s?"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Screenshot from a video of three friends playing a parlour game. All three players are sitting together on a sofa, Horne in the middle. Horne is holding a pineapple upside-down by the leaves. Watson is scritching it on the top, affectionately. He says "Sorry, old pal."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "Now, when you do your category Tim, can you try to make it um, one that makes, sort of, sense..."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is wagging his finger and looking stern. He says "When he gets too close to the knuckle, I WILL mute him." Key is winking at his camera.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle “Bra’s okay, what’s the shoes doing?"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key has a silly exaggerated grin and is saying, in dopey voice, "I like it in Fra-a-ance."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is tapping his front teeth with a finger. He says in an old crone's voice, "...enamel toes."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle "He's waiting for his adult hands to pop out."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne looks serious, saying “I don’t know how tall Seve was, but I feel like he was a little... wizard.” Key is reading his can of beer.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is wearing yellow plastic glasses with no lenses in, Key is wearing rimless, heart-shaped pink-lensed sunglasses, and Watson is wearing steampunk-y motorcycling goggles. The subtitle says "Eyewear!"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is in a dry bath. Key says "I'm sure the plod squad will be interested in you filling that bath up."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson has a handful of cocktail sausages. He says "...cocktail sausages, my lord!" Horne is leaning forward, in awe.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "You're not The Old Man Who Lived in a Flat."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne looks red and pissed off. He says “Is it worth throwing a rock at the car?"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "We are lovely shavey men." Key is clean-shaven, but Horne and Watson have their usual short, neat facial hair.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson’s square is completely darkened around a very bright ring light he’s shining right down the camera. Watson is silhouetted. He says “Ring light.” Horne has his head in his hand in exactly the way of a man who has tried to explain video lighting to his friend before, more than once.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is half out of his window. He holds his fists up to rub his eyes. “Mark’s crying now” says the subtitle.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Behind Key is a big mirror in a gold frame. Key is pointing at something on it that looks like a drop of water but is actually a hole in Key's ceiling, reflected by the mirror. Watson sings "But you can't wipe it off, 'cause it's in Key's actual house."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players are each holding up a hand. The subtitle says "I'm ready!"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
#Taskmaster
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says "There's not many sports where you suddenly have whoopsie."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is tying a long red sock around his head and under his chin. He says, "I wouldn't mind this going there."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is singing "The calculator returns!" and  hits the table with his calculator.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "So, just remind me - the problem is that you know there's a problem?"
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. All the players have their arms folded above their heads.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "I've just said you look like someone I actually fancy."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says, “One thing I would say is, I think it’s enough."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "It's racist, and sexist, and it's terribly offensive!" All the players are smiling and looking jolly.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. “I think I’m off to bed."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is saying "That's a fantastic category from - if I may, Watto - a fantastic person."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Image from a live game of No More Jockeys. Three players are sitting on stage on armchairs around a coffee table. Key says "Yes, but also try not to walk me through it as if I'm six."The word FIREBUD is written on the stage backdrop behind the players.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call - only Key and Horne are connected. Everyone is outside camping. Watson is sitting next to Key IRL, and shares his screen. Key has his head in his hands. “The beadle mess was awful,” says Horne.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson says "You've put the Sprat among the pigeons, if you like."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "When you're tired of the idea of job gloves, you're tired of No More Jockeys."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says “No, we didn’t know what the fuck we were talking about."
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne has his hands in OK shapes and holds them up to his eyes, like spectacles. “Maybe I look like an owl?” he says. Key looks unimpressed. Watson's square is empty of Watson, showing his kitchen counter behind.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is in a car. He's looking over his camera to the, presumably, driver. He says "Thanks for this, mate."
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