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nocareever131.bsky.social @nocareever131.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"You was doing 55 in the 54" Seems like an incredibly arbitrary speed limit to set. And does even the biggest asshole cop stop someone for one mile over?
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nocareever131.bsky.social @nocareever131.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You ever wonder how many people Batman must have killed while kicking wholesale ass? Trained martial artist kicks you in the head when you've had no combat training yourself, good chance you aren't getting up again, or you're a shopping cart.
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nocareever131.bsky.social @nocareever131.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
What is a vest for? In case your chest is cold but your arms aren’t?
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nocareever131.bsky.social @nocareever131.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
What did R. Kelly mean when he said "it's like Murder She Wrote/ once I get you out them clothes"?
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nocareever131.bsky.social @nocareever131.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Forrest Gump has to be the only mainstream, PG-13 film that features a scene of premature ejaculation.
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nocareever131.bsky.social @nocareever131.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
you think the Kool Aid Man is the pitcher, or the juice?
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nocareever131.bsky.social @nocareever131.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Do crabs think fish are flying?
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