Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The only weapon of true power is The Sword of Testiklees 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 22/03/2026If it wasn’t clear before, Trump is a less intelligent Putin. The Iranian regime is authoritarian, but Trump and Netanyahu starting a war is not because they care about democracy. They are killing innocent people. 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Alex Hannold says the biggest danger to soloing is doubt. I’m not a genius, but I think climbing up a sheer mountain face without a rope is actually probably the biggest danger. 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 11/03/2026A few years ago I learned to code and I've been fortunate to have a job that I can support my family with, even though I've sacrificed so much for my company. 100
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 08/03/2026God created the heavens and the earth. He also created a planet identical to earth where woman have penises and men have vaginas. 010
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Newly unearthed footage from the movie, y tu MAGA, también 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Many phenomena in the natural world are mind bending, but the most mind bending of all is that if you pull apart your butt checks and fart, there is no fart sound that comes out 🤯 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The funny thing about Donald Trump illegally couping Venezuelan dictator, Nicolás Maduro is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files. 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 12/12/2025The difference between Michael Knowles and Dave Rubin is that Michael Knowles has a beard 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Pete Buttigieg is not a fake gay guy, but Michael Knowles is most certainly a fake straight guy 020
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 28/08/2025New product ideas: 1. Slippery muffin toes 2. That’s all I have so far 020
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 03/08/2025My wife’s aunt was quite a looker when she was young. She’s now in her 80s. Needless to say, do you get bragging rights if you get it on with someone who used to be hot? Asking for a friend… 010
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 03/08/2025The number of people who can’t tell AI slop from reality is truly disturbing… 010
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I think that Barack Hussein Obama and the deep state tricked President Donald J. Trump to befriend Jeffery Epstein. They used mind control techniques developed by the CIA. Trump pretended to be a sexual predator, but was secretly bringing down the deep state. 100
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I really need to stop making fun of Bezos and Sanchez. They are young and in love. Some people say that Lauren looks like Botox Barbie and Jeff looks like Bald Ken, but I would never say that. 🤐 010
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Jesus is the son of God and Trump is the son of Jesus. There's no longer a holy trinity - there's now a holy square. 🙏 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 09/06/2025If anyone is looking for an honest insurance agent, I highly recommend Al Gator. He takes a bite out of the competition. He actually literally eats his competitors. But he does have fair rates and comprehensive coverage. 010
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Agent Orange: clinically proven to drain your energy and your hope. 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 29/04/2025“I assure you, the President and I are keeping families together because we care.” - Tom Human 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I know his name is hard to pronounce, but please - It's Pete /ˈhed.tʃiːz/ Hegseth 000
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I found this illustration in some scientific literature. One breaks down organic matter; the other breaks down the very fabric of hope. 011
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I found this gnome in my garden. I’m a bit worried it might want to deport me. 😳 011
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Right wing nuts use the colloquialism “sheeple” pejoratively, but I think they’re referring to themselves. They’re addicted to outrage, feeding off culture war slop from right wing grifters. 011
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 06/04/2025If life was Game of Thrones, what season are we on? Because I’m hoping that Trump and his entire cabinet, including Musk get sent to the Salvadoran prison 010
Nobody @nobody689.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Here’s an oil painting that was made shortly after the act was signed in 1798 but Marco Rubio, in fact. 110
