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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

doink so big it should be out in amish

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

getting the kevin harlan special (crispy tenders from carmax)

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

*extremely the next episode voice* heyeyyyeyyeyyyyyyyy ... ... mad ants everyday

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

they're not a joke. you don't make jokes about 'em. you don't pausa as a joke. you don't hidratacion as a joke pausa or hidratacion ironically or do warmups in 'em like a quartertime. they're NOT like a quartertime.

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

the big ten conference knows their audience

an instagram post from the official big ten conference stating that one-third of the moonwalkers are from big ten schools. michigan: david scott and james b. irwin. purdue: eugene cernan and neil armstrong. questionably, usc: also neil armstrong

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

if he's got the Hat on, he can dance around in the pocket with the best of them

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

does the fact they specify "retail gasoline" imply there's a separate official racing fuel of the cfp?

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

▪️ The #5 and #7 teams out West grll

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

i take no pleasure in knowing this, but there is another level of depravity to the daisy ad that is hugely underreported. the strawberry dipper is not a random commercial actor, but a former bachelorette contestant who is trapped in this role due to nominative determinism (her name is daisy)

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

don't see what the big deal here is, we could already do this

a wärm öne brande Kould One from sbemail #39, "property of ones"

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

do you know what else sticks to menswear, particularly if it's humid outside?

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

all you need to do is take the green line to park street and transfer to the red... what's that? this inbound train is going out of service at government center for some reason? uhh ok then take the orange line to downtown crossing and transfer to... wait what do you mean "can't, it's on fire"?

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

"that's right" -ohio state football

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

in the pacific time zone. ideal for early michigan kickoffs and asian f1 races, but decidedly NOT european ones.

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

this is why i graduated from michigan during the final+frozen four season and then started grad school at washington in 2023 for the cfp run. conference realignment has worked out great for me, specifically.

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

should have listened to focus group feedback smh

a screenshot from the 'focus group' sketch in "i think you should leave" modified to show reuben rabasa proposing "a great roofline trim panel that doesn't whiff out of the window whule i'm driving"

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

bill raftery is beaming with glee

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

if only jesus had cleared this up by explicitly saying “you go, and do likewise.” or something. alas!

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rich homie eisen @nobarsteve.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

what's the breakdown of dollar value per pound of trophy?

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