Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Felt the need to cross post @mattcolville.bsky.social @hellomcdm.bsky.social 113911
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 12/07/2025At a family birthday party and my grandma told my grandpa his sister was here. I leaned over to my wife and said “Honestly I didn’t know he had a sister…” 030
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I should memorize people’s faces better when they ask me to watch their stuff 070
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The best life extension intervention is watching/listening to stuff at 1.5x speed 120
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 18/06/2025"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" okay sure but how do find the optimal balance between the perfect and the good 010
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Nothing makes me want to respond to your question less than when you add two question marks to the end 100
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I’m sorry fake Twitter, real Twitter has been too addictive lately, I keep forgetting about you 140
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 26/05/2025guys i don’t think the crystal gems can save the day this time 110
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 25/05/2025*watch the new taskmaster* *watch @mattcolville.bsky.social watch the new taskmaster* *listen to ed gamble talk about the new taskmaster on the taskmaster podcast* Do I have a problem? 🤔 140
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 21/05/2025We had a game night at work tonight and they all decided I should be in charge of game night from now on lol 010
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 03/05/2025My wife moderates a Disney Facebook group and had to reject this post, which I think is a work of high art 000
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 27/04/2025New Zealand comedian Guy Montgomery on the dangers of constantly thinking in terms of utility maximization as a guide for action www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxVv9...youtube.comYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 000
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 27/04/2025My take away was that apparently “1:1 ratio” can mean absolutely anything in cooking. Can mean equal amounts of two ingredients, or one cup of A for every tablespoon of B, or whatever. Just chaos. 020
Reposted by Quinoah 🔍⏸️Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Eight year old: Who is the pope? Me: Begins to explain… Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.” 668287461360
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Wife: *doing dishes* “Eh, I’m not scrubbing that, I don’t have the spoons.” Me: “Oh, they’re in the sink.” 030
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I don’t have face blindness but I may have nose blindness. My wife will be like “wow this guy has exactly the same nose as our friend Dave” or whatever and I’m like wtf are you talking about how would you know that 3170
Reposted by Quinoah 🔍⏸️Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Take that, Bill Maher. 14748201017
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 20/03/2025pov: your wife said the vowels feel like the even numbers and you said they feel more like the odds 4151
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 18/03/2025pov: you're a math teacher who doesn't know what logarithms are 070
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I really desperately needed to cry so I did the old trick and listened to HPMOR chapters 85 and 89. Never fails. 050
Reposted by Quinoah 🔍⏸️Frances Lorenz @franceslorenz.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I like effective altruism, cool idea imo 2412
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 16/03/2025if thick thighs save lives, my wife deserves the goddamn nobel peace prize 010
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 06/03/2025“Don’t EVER ask me to cut something with the side of my fork. 😡” - my wife 130
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 03/03/2025“It’s not that I think snickerdoodles taste bad, it’s just that I’m morally opposed to them.” - my wife 050
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Candid picture of @timfduffy.com caught on my call box camera 140
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 14/02/2025You all say please and thank you to Claude, but my wife asks him if it’s okay if they pause their conversation while she eats lunch. She’s on a whole other level. 1130
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 12/02/2025“3 date rule” is how many dates before you tell her she needs to read HPMOR 130
Reposted by Quinoah 🔍⏸️Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I actually hate the "lol the giant asteroid will deliver us from this suffering" jokes. Are there any other people in the progressive movement who think that humans are actually fucking amazing? 137310277532
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I think the thing about my music taste is that I really like a song with a plot 230
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 10/02/2025who called it “polyamory as an orientation” and not “ethnically non-monogamous” 000
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 08/02/2025“All-purpose flour” is really making a strong claim for itself 1140
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I like labels. They’re cool for knowing what things are. 010
Quinoah 🔍⏸️ @noahtopper.bsky.social · 05/02/2025POV: your wife has just used Claude for the first time 2100
