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Noah

@noahmf.bsky.social
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Houston’s favorite failson.

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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
And more, much more than this, I did it my way.
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I really worried my days of circuit riding in Texas were over when I moved downtown, but I very happily was mistaken. Look out, county seats, Noah is on the road. Gonna hit three of them in one trip.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“Orange Man Bad.” “Oh-ho. You say that, but have you reconstructed the universe from first principles?” “Uh… no?” *50,000 man hours and eight hundred trillion gazillion computers later* “Well, what’s the result?” “…Orange Man Bad.”
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Someone really ought to do a modern version of THE SWIMMER except it’s a series of summertime soirées of nouveau riche Jews starting at the protagonist’s West U McMansion and ending at his parents’ Meyerland ranch house.
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The biggest thesis in all my books is: the kid might idolize his self-made Jewish professional father but he will have a more similar upbringing to his old family Catholic, preparatory alumna mother and end up far more like her.
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Primary Schumer. “What the fuck, Chuck?”
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
So happy Jim Crane got to play Kirkland brand Jerry Jones.
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Everything is terrible and it will keep getting worse. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Well, have fun with the new NLRB next month, boys. I’m sure your good buddy Jeff will have lots of useful suggestions for our new president. After all, there was no difference between candidates, right?
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
You mean 48% approval.
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Folks I cannot do another four years of treating Gabriel Sherman’s hallucinogenic fan fiction as real.
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Is there a way to use an application to automatically find everyone you follow at the other place and follow them?
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Today the sun sets on my fourth year of practice. Next week, circumstance will lead me to work out of offices on Pennsylvania and Park Avenues. 60 years ago my father slept in a garage during high school. My grandfather was a schmattaman. What a journey.
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I’ve been on Twitter since 2011, which is to say a majority of my life past the age of 5. I can’t say I’ll miss it. I’ve made a couple friends I guess, but most of my online friends are from Facebook. I guess it’s mostly a pseudo-anonymous way to scream into the void since I can’t publicly anymore.
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
I made it on one of the lifeboats!
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Noah @noahmf.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Hello New Twitter
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