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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 13h
So uh, capital punishment is not something that a modern society should have
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 16h
Looking like the villain in a gilded age political cartoon
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 19h
Planted some cactus and succulents
Rio the dog on his stoop with some potted plants
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 30/09/2026
Garden resident
Collared lizard sitting on a tomato leaf
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 29/09/2026
Music recommendation algorithms should ignore genre and give suggestions based on my seemingly arbitrary preferences that I don’t fully understand
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 27/09/2026
Hello there
Rio the dog peaking around the edge of a doorway
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 27/09/2026
News today in Arizona like:
Scene from Daria
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 26/09/2026
And also sales reps
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 26/09/2026
This would’ve been for chemists, biologists, laboratory sample pick up drivers, accountants, or office administrative personnel. Nothing a beverage would disqualify someone from.
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 26/09/2026
I think a lot of insecure people turn job interviews into a way of expressing power over others 
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 26/09/2026
I have interviewed people who brought iced coffee to interviews. I never had a single thought about it until this debate erupted on TikTok. When you’re trying to gauge someone’s ability to do a real job, things like that just don’t matter 
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 26/09/2026
Did you even shake a lulav today
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 25/09/2026
It happened again
Rio the dog in a funny sleeping position
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 24/09/2026
Eating sushi with a fork and then checking myself into jail
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 24/09/2026
I tried my hand at fermented hot sauce, a couple years ago. I might try it again if I grow enough peppers. I’d say I had mixed results. Some of my batches were OK and some of them tasted like old socks.
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 24/09/2026
🚨 Nice weather alert 🚨
Rio the dog looking relaxed on the stoop 
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Dakota Smith @weatherdak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hurricane Polo is looking extraordinary tonight. Sheesh.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We've confirmed that there are a tasteful number of children killed in ironic fashion
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 23/09/2026
Hot sauce prices are through the roof and it’s getting harder and harder for the average person to keep their breakfast a little bit painful
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 22/09/2026
We need to have a roaring economy again because department stores are actually good
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 22/09/2026
It’s hard to find a good zoot tailor 
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 22/09/2026
Panda Express in a mall food court level of decadence
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 22/09/2026
Oh no
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 21/09/2026
I now own a $5 rivet gun
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 21/09/2026
Inflation doesn’t exist at Harbor Freight
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 21/09/2026
Neither grey nor khaki but abundantly cool
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 21/09/2026
Please Jerry, it’s cool grey khaki obviously
Subaru crosstrek blending in with the sky
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 21/09/2026
Scenic pancakes: a photo series
Making pancakes at a campsite on the virgin river in Utah Making pancakes on a Northern California beach.
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 18/09/2026
Paso por aqui año 2026
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 20/09/2026
Animals
A pronghorn on a desert plain in front of a sandstone cliff under a blue skyA red-tailed hawk flying away
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 20/09/2026
Scale
A village at the base of an enormous sandstone cliff My car dwarfed by the scale of the landscape
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 20/09/2026
G(?)M
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 20/09/2026
GM
Making pancakes in the desert
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 20/09/2026
People I ran into while camping in the remote desert: other campers, van lifers, ranchers, and ultramarathoners😵‍💫
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 19/09/2026
Rio the camping dog
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 19/09/2026
Fire pit at a campsite on the rim of a canyonCampfire at dusk
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 19/09/2026
No, should I?
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 19/09/2026
Road, sandstone, sky
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 19/09/2026
You should be rivermaxing. You should be canyonmaxing on the Colorado
Rio, the dog on the edge of a canyonColorado RiverMy car on the edge of a canyon
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 18/09/2026
Paso por aqui año 2026
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 18/09/2026
Yes, the other shoppers are annoyed by your loud cart. They are harshly judging you for picking the wrong one
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Rebekah Rogers @evolscientist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
USDA approves blight resistant chestnut trees. www.newyorkupstate.com/outdoors/202...
newyorkupstate.com
USDA approves genetically modified American chestnut tree developed at SUNY ESF
Decision marks first time a genetically modified tree designed for forest restoration clears regulatory hurdle.
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 17/09/2026
I also realized through this book that I didn’t know enough about the Mexican-American War
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 17/09/2026
I just finished this book ‘Blood and Thunder’. It’s less of a biography and more of a narrative about manifest destiny using Kit Carson as a reference point. A morally ambiguous character who had a Forrest Gump-like ability to always find himself at the nexus of American expansionism.
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 17/09/2026
How to know if your kids are getting into AI safety
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 17/09/2026
It would have been better to not ruin our relationship with Canada. A lot of things could be better
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 17/09/2026
He does this all the time. This is normal
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 17/09/2026
Status update
Rio the dog lying in a silly position
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🅽oah @noahk.bio · 16/09/2026
At least where I am
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