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noahhunter.bsky.social

@noahhunter.bsky.social

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Full-time LSAT Tutor who also helps with SAT/ACT/GMAT. Former lawyer. NYU/NYU ATX. TV, Movies, Cooking, Longhorns, Guardians, Cats, WNBA, USWNT, NBA, NFL, volleyball, ncaaw, aluminum bats. Enjoy recommending TV shows, so please ask. Venmo: VenNoah

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 1h

Yankees play during this series has been Ohwellsian

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 18h

Dominic West is the God King of unearned smugness

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 18h

*I may be drunk because my sportsball team lost

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 18h

First shows is two (priorly undisclosed albums) second shoe is dealer’s choice

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 18h

Did you hear that TMBG are touring but tickets are for two back to back shows?

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 18h

We’ll get them tomorrow. And tomorrow and tomorrow

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 19h

Before this round started, there was about a 30% chance the Guardians and the Yankees would meet in the ALCS. Now about 2%

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 19h

I’m playing poker well* *people are folding when I bluff

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 20h

Counterpoint: It’s better than unshreaded wheat

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 20h

Gonna pop a bottle of champagne ironically (and alcoholically)

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 21h

Endorse

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

You get what you pay for

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

IND OKC was pretty close until the playoffs started

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

bsky.app/profile/noah...

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

You probably made the right choice, pope

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

I sometimes hope for a situation where I can run into a burning building and save two kids and then die

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

Deer meester pope: there is a world in which the Guardians win and a world where I kill myself. Make your choice.

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

But also very Cleveland that it could have tied the game it disnt

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

👀

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

I’m smart meme (man tapping his head knowingly)

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

I feel like if the game had finished 2-1, we would have won

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

Counterpoint, my gradual descent into madness. bsky.app/profile/noah...

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

And, uh, last time I checked Cleveland was one of the few non-southern great places for BBQ ribs

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 22h

It does seem like a beautiful night in Cleveland. So, uh, there’s that

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

bsky.app/profile/noah...

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

Princess Leia hologram saying, “Midges, your our only hope.”

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

I’m now hoping for midges

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

Midges?

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

Going to the store for more cogarettes

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

I jinxed it

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

As a Guardians fan, I think “the heart of the order” is a funny phrase

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

Maybe the pope will relent what with it being a cardinal sin

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

I rarely start suicide notes with “while there’s still a lot of game to play,” but the last time I did was Texas versus Ohio State so I’ve written it out

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

No response. Will use hammer instead

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

Anyone know how to get heroin?

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

I have stopped stopping sniffing glue

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

I’m mildly surprised that Grischuk wasn’t in any of the Lord of the Rings movies

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

It’s rough to be even keel when London is about to be obliterated every year

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

I think that’s was the very reasonable middle ground. Let him go, ready with the quick hook

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

6/8 of the remaining managers would have pulled Gavin. Not sure who is right.

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

I understand this is me arguing with a (very good) joke. I I I just had to

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

Ohhhhhh no no. Deep Impact by far and away the better asteroid gonna hit the Earth movie. Please tell me you accept this as innocent childhood indiscretion

noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 23h

I laugh at fans who get excited about their team hitting fly balls that are obvious outs or angry when their pitcher throws obvious balls, but you want your fans to be that juiced

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am standing outside watching the game through the front door presumably so I can smoke cigarettes but I’ve run out of cigarettes

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Seems like it would result in a string of ball-strike 1-1 counts…not sure whom that favors

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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He seems to have enough control that he would just freeze them but I still very much agree

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