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Noah Wyche

@noahfleetwood.bsky.social
1.2K followers 822 following 1.2K posts

Just your average socialist. 🌎🌍 🌏 I hope you have an excellent day

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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I give so many fucks about what other people think about me, but I also don’t give a fuck what any of y’all think about me… Does that make sense?
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
King P@d0ph!l€
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Keep rocking and rolling my friends. Fuck the system. Love each other.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Such an incredibly beautiful flex of awareness and foresight by Green Day. 💚
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
To all the people angry that teenagers are protesting ICE during school hours: If they can practice active shooter drills and learn how to tourniquet their classmates, they’re entitled to an opinion on how they’re treated.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fuck ICE
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Poor, tired, pushing forward
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
🎶Donald and Bubba sitting in a tree, S.U.C.K.I.N.G🎵
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Government funding
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Epilogue: Don’t mess with my honey mustards.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Chapter 2: I wait for a few minutes until a new guy walks out with my food. He hands it to me and quickly walks away, frantically I open the box. To nobody’s surprise they only gave me one honey mustards. I manage to call after this guy and explain my plight. A few minutes later I have my mustard.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Chapter 1: So I go to Bojangles right? Order my meal and ask for 2 honey mustards. The guy taking the order only puts one on the screen. I go to the pickup window and the say the Bo Rounds will take a minute, but ask if I need anything else. I reiterate again, 2 honey mustards. I park and wait.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Take notes people: don’t protest the protest
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Sabrina Rose @sabrinarosee21.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I know what you are
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
So grateful for that Coldplay kiss cam #coldplay
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I got to flip off like 3 Cyber Trucks today
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
All of these pick up trucks are big, ugly, and smell like shit. Great a normal car you weirdos!
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Donald Trump is an idiotic despot, and I hope he gets gout.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Good morning…. Oh shit it’s already afternoon
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Today a PersMart employee said “sick ink by the way” as I was leaving and I have rarely ever felt cooler
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Aldi is a weird ass grocery store
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I just got fucking stung by a hornet on a DoorDash delivery
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Is it just me, or do elevator “close door” buttons actually work now?
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Just saw some dude ripping a wheelie on a motorcycle. It was pretty sick
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
2 wrongs may not make a right, but 3 lefts will do it.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Wishing for WatchDogs tech powers so that I can DoorDash faster…
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Imagine a world where everyone used their turn signals correctly… pure fantasy I know
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings!! See you in the streets ✌️
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
My heart is going out to all of the protestors that have been shot by cops in their own city for exercising their right to protest. It also goes out to the innocent people being targeted and detained by the racist ICE Agents. This insanity needs to stop!!
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
What I am seeing coming out of LA right now is insane. I hope the protesters stay strong, and ICE GTFO!!!!
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I had two meals today, both of them were breakfast
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Please enjoy these weird doodles. That will be all thank you
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My name is human; plastic runs through my veins
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hello friends ✌️ Hugs & Kisses 4 all
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I got 99 problems and all of them are capitalism
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Let’s all try being nice to each other, sharing our resources, apologizing when we are wrong, and just generally acting like other people matter. Who knows, we might even like it!
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It’s better to try, than it is to die.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Cowboy Carter is a goddess tier album, and I am sorry for sleeping on it. #Beyonce
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Pro Tip: keep a box of glow sticks nearby, crack one for emergency dopamine.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My landlord has been sending their goons to bother us about an unpaid rent increase from last April. They can fuck right off. Don’t they know I am fresh out of fucks to give?
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Huge news everyone, I made it through work today
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Can the aliens please just cancel work already? Pretty please?
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
May moonlight guide you
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Feeling very… bad
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Guess what rich people: I don’t EVER worry about getting assassinated 🤷
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I just hit 1K Followers!! I know it’s really not that much, but it’s more than I have ever had on social media before so 😘 to everyone who follows me, it means a lot. Here is a heron I saw on my walk today to celebrate:
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I couldn’t agree more…
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Socialism is a political and economic philosophy that prioritizes community controlled resources rather than private ownership for rich individuals. It’s not complicated, it’s better for everyone and no one seems to be willing to even google it.
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Renae Freedom @rdl8192boyz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The NYSE ringing of the bell by Trump was to falsely impress to the public that the record highs were the result of Trump being elected. Another thing to note, suddenly those on the Trump train have recognized our envious economy. Strap on folks, it won't be envious for long, he'll destroy it.
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Noah Wyche @noahfleetwood.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s #caturday is it not?
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