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Noah Bartosz

@noahdaark.bsky.social
4 followers 11 following 25 posts

Cosplayer, SFX Makeup Enthusiast, Writer, and all around goofball extreme. Aspiring board game designer. Deal Chasers coming soon...

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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Something a friend & I did way back in 2021. Perchance this is a sign of something big? Maybe! #webcomic #killerfists
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You will only be known by the kigu and the kigu alone.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Do it.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Look guys! Sailor Geek's in the TV! And not gonna lie... it's a great look for them.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Throwback to when I became an owl man. This was a friend's character I decided to cosplay, and it was amazing! #prostheticmakeup #facepaint #transformation #furry
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hawt! Missed out on the last DM, but i would love to talk with you.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm more scared of the cosplayers than the MAGA people. Give them a reason and they will cause a kerfuffle.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
AI Tech Bros trying to optimize the inherently chaotic process that is making art be like:
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Sisyphus Pushing Rock Up Mountain
ALT: Sisyphus Pushing Rock Up Mountain
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Art is an inherently chaotic process that defies logic. You can neither boil it down to an exact science, nor can you optimize it for peak efficiency. To try and do so is an exercise in Sisyphean foolishness. So, AI Bros, what makes you think YOU can pull it off?
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shoot me a message?
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I just fell down the "Just Girly Things" rabbit hole on the SCP Wiki. No spoilers, but um...
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Bad Jon Tron
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lone Star was also the President of the United States, Will Smith was the first one to extend friendly greetings to the invaders, and Commander Data was in charge of Area 51. We really peaked back then, didn't we?
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
*The. I meant to write "the", not "tbe". I've got big fingers.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The day someone complains about Arwyn killing the Lich King is the day I crash out fully. Nothing goes quite as hard as seeing a smug servant of pure evil being humbled by four simple words: "I am no man." Before being stabbed in tbe mouth by a vengeful princess. Top tier stuff right there!
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"GTA 6 is finally releasing this year!" Me: Oh that's pretty cool. Maybe I'll- HOLY CRAP IS THAT GODZILLA!?! (TL;DR, I'm pre-ordering Godzilla: DAMM Remastered.)
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I believe in Al supremacy. AI can go kick bricks.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"What are you, a clown?" Used to be. I really need to bring this guy back someday... #clownmakeup #clowns
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Mr. Everett holds everyone accountable to being rude, including himself. Hence why he married Mrs. True.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Can we bring back tarring & feathering? Or maybe the stocks?
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
An idea so good I took a crack at it!
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You might wanna DM me. I can't for some reason.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You might not remember me, but I was messaging you on Recon before I lost my account. I am still interested in meeting up if you are.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Can I join?
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It was awesome getting to support this project. Hopefully it comes to fruition soon.
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Noah Bartosz @noahdaark.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I call dibs!
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