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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The amount of apathy toward Jimmy cracking corn is too damned high.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Fellow 80s kids - how old were you when you finally understood what “Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac” was all about?

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Vote for something I helped do!

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In the past two days, "amuse-bouche" has come up in three very different and completely unrelated scenarios. I don't know what the universe is trying to tell me, but I hope it's tasty.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Today on Make a Double Album a Single Album, Songs in the Key of Life: Side A 1. Love's in Need of Love Today 2. Village Ghetto Land 3. Sir Duke 4. I Wish 5. Pastime Paradise Side B 6. Summer Soft 7. Isn't She Lovely 8. If It's Magic 9. As Run time 43:10

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Enjoy this beautiful July day, but be sure and bring your winter coat, balaclava, thermal gloves, wool socks, body warmer pads, and tauntaun to slice open and get inside when the sun dips below the tree line, because this is PNW after all.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

There was a day, probably in the very early 2000s, when I used a 3.5” floppy disk to access a file, took the disk out, put it away, and never used a floppy disk again. An era suddenly ended and I didn’t know it. Sorry, yes, I’ll have fries with that.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

“Nothing says chronic pain better than deer with shattered chocolate antlers.” - Out-of-context text to my ladyfriend

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Bill Evans in the first 45 seconds of All Blues = trillin’ like a villain.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Real talk, though - if I'm out alone at night and somebody I apparently don't know at all whispers "please adore me" near enough for me to hear it, that moon ain't turning to gold.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I think it's time we all reevaluated our beliefs about further ado.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Mitch Mitchell not taking over as The Who's drummer after Keith Moon died is one of the great missed opportunities in rock.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"Move your hips as if you were the reflection of a cloud on the surface of a lake." - yoga instructor this morning

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

“Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory” and “A Clockwork Orange” were the “Barbie” and “Oppenheimer” of 1971.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Just FYI, A-ha has put out eleven full-length albums.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

“A life filled with <brass section honk>, that’s what I love.” - A Tribe Called Quest

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I was today years old when a yoga instructor relieved me of years of feeling inferior by saying that it’s physically impossible to actually get the hips straight during warrior one.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

David Grey: the Joe Jackson of the 90s?

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I have been in a serious love affair with sauerkraut lately.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Another one of those weird Seattle days where if you were outside underdressed for too long you’d get a sunburn and hypothermia.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I had a CD back in the day of a jazz singer who wasn’t well known but managed to get Ron Carter in the band. There were reviews of singer in the liner notes to which Carter contributed: “If you can find a better singer, give me a call!” I still think about that from time to time.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I confused Todd Rundgren with Peter Frampton and had to be schooled by a student of a music class I was teaching. Something something beat on, boats against the current.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Traditional masculinity points: Threatening to knock me out: +1 Doing it because your mom told you to: -1

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I’m choosing to believe that having moss growing on my car counts as owning a house plant.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Dear Gemini: I remember when you were Coleco.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I like to think that Xordle clues and respective solutions, taken as a whole, tell a certain story about a particular slice of humanity.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

In the fullness of time, all music that is the product of the coordinated, simultaneous efforts of multiple human beings physically interacting with physical instruments for the immediate enjoyment of other humans in their proximity might be considered "classical".

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

POV: nobody seems to know wtf POV means

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Current favorite TV quote: "Otis, will you therapy me?"

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Sipping fluids, looking to the right.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Just spent a few unsettling minutes struggling to remember the word "burlesque".

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

The withholding of a cigar is a useless way to coerce my accuracy.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

That should not be surprising, and thus, not surprisingly, it’s not surprising.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Oh, Tommy James and the Shondells wrote THAT song, too? Huh.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Do one thing a day that offends you artistically.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Itsy Bitsy Spider v. Sisyphus from Greek Mythology: discuss.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Kinda like 555-xxxx in place of potentially real phone numbers, it'd be nice if film & tv didn't use real iPhone alarm/call sounds. I'm watching to AVOID my responsibilities, not be reminded of them.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Me: check for updates Windows: you're up to date as of like 3 hours ago Me: clicks "Check for updates" Windows: oh, here's like 15 updates to download & install Me: does all that Windows: you're up to date! Me: clicks "Check for updates" again Windows: oh, here's like 8 more

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Mad at Marconi Union for putting vocals in their tracks like people shouting JUDAS! at Dylan when he went electric.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Europe, Asia, and The Outfield are all the same band in my mind.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

“This Is Not a Toy,” says the instructions to the Dyson v11, which 6-year-old me would 1000% have run around the house brandishing like a laser hand-cannon.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Just watched the Billy Joel doc on a flight. For crying out loud, we need mandatory annual audits on managers of big-selling artists.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Life goals: the bear on the Sleepytime tea box.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

“That seems like a bait shop soda.” - We Made It Weird out of context

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Hollywood rules: 1) the children are the parents and 2) the therapist is an interrogator.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I’M HITTIN’ THE BIG TIME BAYBEEEE

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I like my coffee how I like my post-nasal: drip.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

On a scale of 1 to Lenora Street between 1st and Western, how rough are things?

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Of course I get the spirit and the value of “there is no past or future, only the present”, but I think sometimes it’s merely an unhelpful or even harmful trick of language. There is no past, but there WAS the past. There is no future, but there WILL BE a future.

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Noah Samuels @noahcsamuels.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Lowkey worst three words in the English language: CLERK HAS RECEIPT

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