Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 34sI wish I could find a way to monetize the ability to know just how bad the pay is for jobs in sports. Saw a posting for your classic, 90 hour/week MiLB job, its laundry list of job responsibilities, and muttered under my breath, “what are they paying, $50K?” and that was the exact starting salary 000
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 6mI took this photo yesterday. This peninsula (beyond the boats) is where they are pulling these from. Understand the level of completely unnecessary destruction of the existing, natural environment we’re talking about, here 001
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 23hWhatever it was, it was taking a 12-minute ride and turning it into a half-hour one 010
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Classic metro — just gave three sequential, completely different reasons (train ahead, signal issue, single tracking) for why our train is stopped. Always innovating in the transit delay space. 130
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Literally sitting down here right now, sorry I can’t make this tonight 010
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ah, man, one of these years this won’t be the single busiest week of my life and I’ll actually make a fun road trip out of this 120
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’d love to see this conversation written from the other side 160
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Look, the world’s on fire and we’re all gonna die, but at least we got to see the Yankees AND the Braves have their seasons end on the same night 220
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fans interfere with live ball in a playoff game (again). Fans then pelt the field with food after the play is correctly overturned. Perfect. 010
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When they call the Alaska senate race at 3 a.m. ET 020
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026On the plus side, I just found out what Webull is. Pretty incredible day to be wearing those patches on your sleeves. 000
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just cackling on the couch while my wife looks at me like I’m a madman 030
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This showed up in my feed in the middle of a bunch of really serious stories and absolutely broke me lol 110
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m reminded, as I often am, of @timmarchman.bsky.social’s brilliant “Who Is We” essay. Which is, of course, about the NYT deadspin.com/who-is-we-18...deadspin.comDeadspin | Who Is We?Deadspin | Who Is We? 051
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026FWIW, it’s also in the middle of my and a bunch of other people’s bike and other non-car commutes to work. Instead, we now get kicked into a very busy, unprotected two-block stretch on H St and 15th St, making traffic worse and more dangerous for everyone on the road 030
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s really astounding how much this clarity stands out in a world of mewling journalistic hedges. And also how much it contrasts against my own experiences dealing with editors in newsrooms. 0251
Reposted by Noah FrankBenjamin Riley @benjaminjriley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm again grateful to @theverge.com for publishing my newest long-form essay on the limits of the computational model of the mind, the benefits of understanding both biological and cultural evolution to explain human thinking, and the danger of cognitive hot dogs in education.theverge.comOur minds aren’t equipped to handle AIAI is junk food for the mind: easy, tempting and ultimately very bad for you. 719648
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I went back to look at a top albums list I’d published a decade ago at my old newsroom. It was when they were forcing us to do slideshows whenever possible to juke clicks, but since their latest web migration, none of the old photos show. So now it just…doesn’t exist 0130
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026youtu.be/SiB8GVMNJkE?...youtu.beFight Club - The Recall Coordinator's FormulaYouTube video by Montag Beeblebrox 010
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not now, researcher at Russian plague laboratory edition.cnn.com/2026/10/04/e...edition.cnn.comResearcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection | CNNRussian authorities are responding to an incident in which a dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. 150
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can’t believe we’re seriously considering doing this again 020
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Definitely a similar trend line, but it’s crazy how much it has shortened the dimensions of the field and redefined “scoring position” 000
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It really is wild how regularly dudes are drilling 60+ yard field goals with room to spare these days 230
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve only watched highlights on my phone, but that was also my reaction. The shot from under the goalpost seemed inconclusive at best 010
Reposted by Noah FrankDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wrote about the broader political situation and stupid incentives that led to a Senator attempting to advance his political career by falsely accusing Jack Smith of attending a February Atlanta Hawks game in which Clint Capela put up a double-double. defector.com/jack-smith-e...defector.comJack Smith Did Not Conspire Against Donald Trump While Watching Steph Curry Score 60 Points In An Overtime Loss To The Hawks | DefectorThe most salient part of the accusation that Missouri Sen. Eric Schmitt lodged against former special prosecutor Jack Smith in a Senate hearing on Tuesday is that it was wrong. It was ecstatically and... 39624106
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m glad I waited for you to write this up instead of trying to do it myself, as my brain would never have pulled this gloriously apt description 0140
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Whomst could have seen this being a problem? Oh right. (And a link to the post on Ghost, if you’d prefer not to click the Substack link above) pretty-good.ghost.io/reading-past... 010
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh, everyone’s realizing that this plan sucks ass and that nobody wants giant parking garages that sit empty more than 300 days a year? Yeah, that’s why YOU DON’T BUILD AN NFL STADIUM IN THE MIDDLE OF A MAJOR AMERICAN CITY dc.citycast.fm/business-dev...dc.citycast.fmCouncil, WMATA Still at Odds Over Metro for New RFK Stadium · City Cast DCCouncilmember Charles Allen worries if transit concerns go unheeded, they may never get addressed. 120
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Want to hang out tonight? Yes, really. Food and a beer and a really interesting talk, all for $10. See you out there alumni.vt.edu/events/2026/...alumni.vt.eduTech on Tap: Advancing Brain Cancer TreatmentsTech on Tap is back! On Oct. 1 from 6-8 p.m. in Alexandria, learn from Cheng-Chia “Fred” Wu, an assistant professor with Virginia Tech’s Fralin Biomedical Research Institute, about using low-intensity... 000
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Little League World Series-ass ending to the Red Sox season, here 161
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wait when did Sonny Gray start looking like Jon Lester 100
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shame on them showing clearly AI footage of the White Sox winning the 2005 World Series. Everyone knows that never happened. 110
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This does explain some of your edits over the years 000
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Credit to the San Diego grounds crew — that’s as soaked as I’ve seen the dirt in front of home plate in a long time. Helped kill that last chopper enough to turn it into an out instead of an infield single, might have saved a run 011
Noah Frank @noahafrank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching Michael King and had a flashback to my time working in Double-A for the Padres. Player development wouldn’t advance pitchers past A-ball until they could throw a change up. So all the guys had BP shirts made that said SINKER / SLIDER on the front, and CHANGEUPS ARE FOR PUSSIES on the back 131