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▼・ᴥ・▼ working on React Compiler. formerly known as [@]potetotes on the cursed place

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lauren @no.lol · 21/07/2025
new React Compiler docs have landed! thank you everyone for the feedback. react.dev/learn/react-...
screenshot of new React Compiler docs.  you can see the actual docs here: https://react.dev/learn/react-compiler
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lauren @no.lol · 10/04/2025
update:
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lauren @no.lol · 06/12/2024
got our picture drawn by www.instagram.com/uncles_paint...
drawing of me and my husband Matt!
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lauren @no.lol · 28/11/2024
쌀쌀하네~
selfie in Seoul
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lauren @no.lol · 18/11/2024
it is a good day to ship (via gitreceipt.vercel.app)
stats from my github, via https://gitreceipt.vercel.app/

it says:

GITHUB RECEIPT
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2024

ORDER #3003

CUSTOMER: lauren

@poteto

REPOSITORIES	73
STARS EARNED	48899
REPO FORKS	4074
FOLLOWERS	5819
FOLLOWING	10
TOP LANGUAGES:

JavaScript, TypeScript, Elixir

MOST ACTIVE DAY:
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lauren @no.lol · 15/11/2024
Donald Trump announces that Guy Fieri will lead the Department of JavaScript
trumpguy fieri
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lauren @no.lol · 11/11/2024
gm
cat smoking looking out the window
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lauren @no.lol · 08/11/2024
super compressed jpeg of a cat
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lauren @no.lol · 08/11/2024
if i ever get fired this will be my legacy (internal memes tool)
screenshot showing that i uploaded 82 memes at Meta for employees to use
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lauren @no.lol · 05/11/2024
It's published. We ran 80,000 simulations tonight. I should get boba won in 40,010.
code:

```js
let shouldIGetBoba = 0;
for (let i = 0; i <= 80_000; i++) {
    if (Math.random() >= 0.5) {
        shouldIGetBoba++
    }
}

console.log({shouldIGetBoba})
> {shouldIGetBoba: 40010}
```
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lauren @no.lol · 05/11/2024
a picture of some probability graphs with the caption “statisticians be like yeah this may or may not happen idk”
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lauren @no.lol · 03/11/2024
about a year ago i downloaded a bunch of apps and decided to finally learn Korean, which i've wanted to learn for many years but never got around to. along the way i ditched the apps, got a tutor instead, and started making my own flash cards. can you tell when i installed the heatmap addon? hehe
picture of my anki flash card review progress so far. daily average 74 cards, days learned 50%, longest streak 70 days, current streak 70 days
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lauren @no.lol · 03/11/2024
the energy i bring to bluesky
hehe cat
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lauren @no.lol · 31/10/2024
it’s fine im too advanced to be in a starter pack
crying about being left out in starter packs
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lauren @no.lol · 22/10/2024
reading this thread be like
looooooooooooong phone
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lauren @no.lol · 19/09/2024
certified elder 💀
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lauren @no.lol · 26/04/2023
Zelda got a haircut ✨ (alt: photo of my dog Zelda after her haircut, she is a black/brown/white Pomeranian mixed with Chihuahua)
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