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Heisenberg

@no-ragrets.bsky.social
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The universe is indifferent.

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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dasani
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cannot ignore the need to fix the way CMS reimburses hospitals and healthcare providers. Otherwise hospitals will close at a disastrous rate.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One time I got a C in AP Chem and was psyched so… samsies?
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ask Jeeves starring Michael Sheen.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
But I thought Rob Schneider can’t get work because of woke?!?
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Seinfeld: George & Kramer on the Phone
ALT: Seinfeld: George & Kramer on the Phone
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
All Walgreens will be closed within three years. Mark it down.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/02/2026
Seven years ago yesterday, this ad ran during the Super Bowl.
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'Democracy Dies in Darkness': Super Bowl commercial (2019)
YouTube video by Washington Post
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Enshittification
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Every Dem should put that in their ads.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
10 wings should never cost more than $10.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Don’t forget the state legislatures who gerrymandered us into this hellscape.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Ouch
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The Hurt Locker
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It’s almost as if he owns a grocery chain.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Can you guys explain why it’s called Zootopia in the US and Zootropolis elsewhere?
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’d like my LG Chocolate back
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
You’d have to standardize how public schools are funded first.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The alternative was Dr. f*cking Oz, so we were screwed either way.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a pink shirt is eating a hamburger in the park .
ALT: a man in a pink shirt is eating a hamburger in the park .
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Pivoted to eBay as well, but I’ve noticed that some sellers are just repackaging stuff they bought from Amazon. It often even comes in an Amazon box with an Amazon gift receipt.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Wasn’t that supposed to happen in 2008?
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Immediately casts Michael B Jordan as Mulder (complimentary)
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The ultimate wrong game dickhead
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a purple shirt is standing next to another man in a bowling alley .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is standing next to another man in a bowling alley .
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
At least we didn’t trade him for a guy that then tried to choke our franchise player.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Phils need to hire Stubbs as an Assistant Bench Coach for the vibes.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This is me, but it’s with Sneakers and the slow walk scene.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I also had a Tiffany Problem in college.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Where can you buy these Chinese cars? Asking for a friend.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Boom. Roasted.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
“Got some Karen action” -Ruben Amaro on the Phillies telecast.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Is anyone else tempted to sign back up for Twitter just so you can be there when he dies? Asking for a friend.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
NPR forever.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
“I didn’t realize women were people until the one I knocked up pushed one out of her body.”
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
They should invent a job search website that helps put your resume in front of actual humans.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
All the long i words that end in “ght” are gone. Light = lite, height = hite, etc.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Didn’t Wendy’s call ChikFilA’s mom a hoe? Nothing is real anymore.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If someone tells him 3k is an LGBTQ number, he’ll retire before he gets there.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Yeah but at least he’s not wearing a tan suit.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Feels like a Casty bomb kind of day given the news.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Castigate
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The character’s real name is Remy.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
How many Scaramuccis is this?
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Is there really a point in tracking any Phils stats before October? Who cares.
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard says twas indeed hilarious while sitting on a couch
ALT: a man with a beard says twas indeed hilarious while sitting on a couch
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Heisenberg @no-ragrets.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
“Center of the baseball universe” and “game is on Apple TV” are wildly contradictory.
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