Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There are certain sections of Minnesota that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade. 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The once-great United States of America is being taken over by fascist plutocrats. There is violence, murder, and mayhem all over the nation. The people of the United States must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your national government. Your president is an incompetent thief who 100
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Arundhati Roy said, "None of us need anniversaries to remind us of what we cannot forget." Yet today's date is the time to reflect on the unspeakably horrific evil that now only some of us saw happen in real time—I was 12 years old, and it's still the worst thing I've ever known—and remember always 100
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We'll never let them forget the name—Minnesota—land of the sky-colored water, free men, free women, free children and freedom 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The United States has been ripping off Minnesota for decades—and we're done letting them get away with it. 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President or any other public official save exactly to degree in which he himself stands by the country." —Theodore Roosevelt DHS is a fascist abomination and must be abolished 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You cannot rename something that you do not own. "Gulf of America" was their first lie, to condition us to their fascism so that later they could shoot innocent Minnesotans on video and then lie to our faces about it. But there is no "Gulf of America" and no "Lake America." 100
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If Texas's dishonor and obstruction enables ICE criminal Christian Castro’s escape from Minnesota's justice after his extradition hold expires, we'll chase him across the Rio Grande, round the Yucatan, and round perdition's flames before we give him up. 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"It sucks that you think where I'm from is whack, but as long as that's enough to keep your ass from coming back." —Atmosphere 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The action being so hot from left and right and front and rear, "Well, damn you all," said Bovino. "I'll stay no longer here." #AbolishICE #JusticeForReneeGood #JusticeForAlexPretti 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026A statement from presumptive @dfl.org gubernatorial nominee @amyklobuchar.com 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I've never been to Maine, but tonight I feel like a Mainer 🇺🇸 #AbolishICE 010
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America, in Congress assembled, That the State of Minnesota shall be one, and is hereby declared to be one, of the United States of America, and admitted into the Union on an equal footing with the original states in 100
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Annuit cœptis—MDCCLXXVI—Novus ordo seclorum 🇺🇸 He has approved of our undertaking—1776—A new order of the ages 🇺🇸 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Resolved, That the flag of the United States be thirteen stripes, alternate red and white, that the union be thirteen stars, white in a blue field, representing a new Constellation 🌌 Flag Act of 1777 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026"As [Christ] died to make men holy, let us die to make them free." Banner of the 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry Regiment, Grand Army of the Republic, whose approximately 250 men on the second day of the Battle of Gettysburg, July 2, 1863, with discipline, valor, and expecting "death or wounds to 100
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Any Supreme Court judge who dissented isn't fit to be a first-year law student 🗽⚖️🇺🇸 #BirthrightCitizenship 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026"No one man can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices." —Edward R. Murrow 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026"You are pulling down heaven and raising up a whore." 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Like I told you, what I said, steal your face right off your head ☮️ 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026If we submit ourselves to law, even submit to losing freedoms—the freedom to oppress, for instance—we may discover other freedoms previously unknown to us 🇺🇸 🗽 ⚖️ 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is a better way to foster patriotism than spending massive amounts of the People's money on festering reflecting cesspools. 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it, but I should suffer the misery of devils were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man." —Thomas Paine 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 010
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Instead of a presidential birthday party to deface Washington, DC, and enrich capitalist fatcats, why not a celebration of independence and freedom? 🇺🇸 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026We shall never forget how they stained the fresh snow with Minnesotan blood and then lied to us about it #AbolishDHS 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026When I drove into Texas from pleasant New Mexico, a billboard greeted me showing an imprisoned cannabis leaf and noting, "Welcome to Texas. Now you're a felon." But in the North Star State of Minnesota, liberty and justice shall prevail, and if it causes no harm, it's alright with us. 000
Noah M. Johnson @nmjohnson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026"All humans are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman, and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is one person as is another." —Plato #MinnesotaPride #Pride2026 🏳️🌈 000
