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N. Malone

@nmalone.bsky.social
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Author of the Etani series, and other dark fantasy & horror stories. Professional book formatter. Youtuber. Atheist. Aroace. She/Her. MDNI 18+ linktr.ee/Nmalone

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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
It's my birthday! 🎉 I turned 36 😊
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Etani Book 9 is ready for launch in 6 days! Pre-order now! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSCFCP9J
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Found on Reddit. Some people deserve prison.
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Beans has decided that my going to the toilet alone is a grave offence, and will sit outside the door screaming at top volume until I let him in.
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Was in the middle of refilling Beans' auto feeder and I turned around for like 30 seconds... That little shit had his head in the container the second I looked away 🤣 He gets fed plenty, but you'd think he was starving!!
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
10 chapters out of 93 proofread for book 9! Who's excited for the release on March 24th? 😁
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
What do you guys think? Should I change anything? Current working draft of the paperback cover.
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Muahahahaha, it is ALIVE!!! Almost. For preorder. Lol.
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Beans after waking me up at 5am to play
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Tried chicken onigiri for the first time today and it's so good I wish we had more stores that sell them in Australia 😭
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Having a cat really is just us spending half the day yelling out to each other from across the house so we know where the other is.
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Wreath made of lamington fingers, cream, gummy mint leaves, and fruit that I made 😊
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Someone buy my books or hire me to format your books, I need to pay for Beans' $2,000 dental vet bills 😭
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Back home from the trip! And Beans is trying to eat the ties off my pants lol
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We've reached Cairns. It's fucking hot
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Okay peeps! I'm off until the 15th. If you need to contact me for any reason, please be patient and I'll reply as soon as I can!
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Gonna cost between $1500 and $1980 to get Beans' teeth sorted. At least one needs to be pulled 😔 Fucking hell
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Apparently under my desk is the best place for naps, according to Beans
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Beans attempted to have me imprisoned by the simple measure of refusing to let me get out of bed. His cuteness was very effective
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Omg this heat is killing me 😵 It's only just summer and it's already obscenely hot
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
First day working from home with Beans. This is how it's going. He keeps hitting the back button on my mouse with his foot 🤣
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It's been three years since Max died, and I'd almost forgotten what it's like to have a cat desperately need to follow you into the toilet. Beans is taking his role of Senior Poop Supervisor very seriously.
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I've officially moved out of my unit and got my Beans with me 😊
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The truth of living with cats. And you always feel so bad 🤣
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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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a tweet that has a picture of a calico cat sitting on a carpet with a very smushed head. The caption says “look at this photo of a cat taken in panorama I just saw on Facebook”
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Omg, my mum said that Beans comes running any time he hears my voice on speakerphone when I call... I can hear him meowing at the phone... I can't handle how cute he is!!!!! 😭
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Apparently my hair got in the paint while I was doing the walls 😅 Bugger...
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Why are all the times to go inspect a potential rental house always at dumb times? Like, I have a job, I can't go look at a house at 9.30am on a Thursday.
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Beans photos! His coat is starting to darken now that he's getting healthier. Sweet little Jellybean 😍
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Today on "How many chrome tabs does she have open?" I'm down to 930. From 1,385. Does this constitute as having a problem?
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Beeeeeaaaaaannnnnsssss 😍 He's so damn cute
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
How do you make someone unfollow you on this platform? On twitter you would soft block, is it the same process for here?
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It's the fuckin' WEEKEND!!!! And is the second last weekend in my unit. I'm moving out next weekend 😁
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Apparently it is possible to eat too much mango... Please end my suffering 😭
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I have a patch of psoriasis on my neck and it makes me look like I have a hickey 😑 What am I? A teenager? Sheesh..
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Montgomery Quinn @montyquinn.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Almost forgot about posting here! I have a new release available today! For fans of isekai, LitRPG and smut, come read my best selling series! (Coming soon on Audible!) www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKG4W5S5
Book cover image, titled: I Summoned My What, part four. Written by Montgomery Quinn. Audiobooks available for this series
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Might as well introduce myself. I'm a horror/fantasy author out of Australia. I'm also a YouTuber, and the book formatter for dozens of other authors. I write super gory stuff with lots of magic and mythology from all around the world. What is your genre?
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
So, bluesky peeps. How do you like this platform? I have been busy moving house so haven't had much chance to explore.
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Eeee getting book 9 prepared for release. So freaking nervous! Still no expected release date, but will announce it asasp Cover for those interested!
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N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Well, like so many others I'm moving away from Twitter. Hi Bluesky!
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