N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Etani Book 9 is ready for launch in 6 days! Pre-order now! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSCFCP9J 020
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Beans has decided that my going to the toilet alone is a grave offence, and will sit outside the door screaming at top volume until I let him in. 030
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Was in the middle of refilling Beans' auto feeder and I turned around for like 30 seconds... That little shit had his head in the container the second I looked away 🤣 He gets fed plenty, but you'd think he was starving!! 000
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 13/01/202510 chapters out of 93 proofread for book 9! Who's excited for the release on March 24th? 😁 021
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025What do you guys think? Should I change anything? Current working draft of the paperback cover. 021
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Muahahahaha, it is ALIVE!!! Almost. For preorder. Lol. 220
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Tried chicken onigiri for the first time today and it's so good I wish we had more stores that sell them in Australia 😭 000
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Having a cat really is just us spending half the day yelling out to each other from across the house so we know where the other is. 000
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Wreath made of lamington fingers, cream, gummy mint leaves, and fruit that I made 😊 110
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Someone buy my books or hire me to format your books, I need to pay for Beans' $2,000 dental vet bills 😭 000
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Back home from the trip! And Beans is trying to eat the ties off my pants lol 010
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Okay peeps! I'm off until the 15th. If you need to contact me for any reason, please be patient and I'll reply as soon as I can! 020
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Gonna cost between $1500 and $1980 to get Beans' teeth sorted. At least one needs to be pulled 😔 Fucking hell 010
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Apparently under my desk is the best place for naps, according to Beans 020
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Beans attempted to have me imprisoned by the simple measure of refusing to let me get out of bed. His cuteness was very effective 000
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Omg this heat is killing me 😵 It's only just summer and it's already obscenely hot 030
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 01/12/2024First day working from home with Beans. This is how it's going. He keeps hitting the back button on my mouse with his foot 🤣 030
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 01/12/2024It's been three years since Max died, and I'd almost forgotten what it's like to have a cat desperately need to follow you into the toilet. Beans is taking his role of Senior Poop Supervisor very seriously. 000
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I've officially moved out of my unit and got my Beans with me 😊 030
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The truth of living with cats. And you always feel so bad 🤣 041
Reposted by N. Malonecats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 27/11/2024w i d e 6750103
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Omg, my mum said that Beans comes running any time he hears my voice on speakerphone when I call... I can hear him meowing at the phone... I can't handle how cute he is!!!!! 😭 020
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Apparently my hair got in the paint while I was doing the walls 😅 Bugger... 010
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Why are all the times to go inspect a potential rental house always at dumb times? Like, I have a job, I can't go look at a house at 9.30am on a Thursday. 110
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Beans photos! His coat is starting to darken now that he's getting healthier. Sweet little Jellybean 😍 020
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Today on "How many chrome tabs does she have open?" I'm down to 930. From 1,385. Does this constitute as having a problem? 230
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 22/11/2024How do you make someone unfollow you on this platform? On twitter you would soft block, is it the same process for here? 330
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It's the fuckin' WEEKEND!!!! And is the second last weekend in my unit. I'm moving out next weekend 😁 020
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Apparently it is possible to eat too much mango... Please end my suffering 😭 120
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I have a patch of psoriasis on my neck and it makes me look like I have a hickey 😑 What am I? A teenager? Sheesh.. 030
Reposted by N. MaloneMontgomery Quinn @montyquinn.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Almost forgot about posting here! I have a new release available today! For fans of isekai, LitRPG and smut, come read my best selling series! (Coming soon on Audible!) www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKG4W5S5 175
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Might as well introduce myself. I'm a horror/fantasy author out of Australia. I'm also a YouTuber, and the book formatter for dozens of other authors. I write super gory stuff with lots of magic and mythology from all around the world. What is your genre? 3151
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 22/10/2024So, bluesky peeps. How do you like this platform? I have been busy moving house so haven't had much chance to explore. 260
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Eeee getting book 9 prepared for release. So freaking nervous! Still no expected release date, but will announce it asasp Cover for those interested! 172
N. Malone @nmalone.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Well, like so many others I'm moving away from Twitter. Hi Bluesky! 540