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Nathan L Smith

@nlsmith.com
2.1K followers 3.3K following 4.7K posts

Gardening, historic building maintenance, pet photos, infrastructure observability, JavaScript, graph theory, jokes. Fiscally anti-fascist, socially anti-fascist. Pacifist Gemini. South Amana, Iowa

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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 8h
Oh I’m not really that connected 😀
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 8h
Never attribute that to AI which can be explained by normal stupid
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 9h
One time I was in Bellevue, WA on a Sunday morning and dudes are walking around on the street yelling "GO HAWKS!" and it felt just like a Saturday Morning in Iowa City.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 9h
You know that lemur don’t mind stealin bread.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 12h
Soon Iowa will perfect the combined Steel mill-CAFO-Datacenter with corn grown for ethanol on the roof. Look out, watershed!
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 16h
Berries 🌱
Smilax rotundifolia
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 16h
All his Audible books are narrated by Nick Offerman. I am listening to them now.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 18h
The whole Tuskeegee album is great.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 20h
If you're a little bit country, he did it as a duet with Rascal Flatts www.youtube.com/watch?v=atHx...
youtube.com
Dancing On The Ceiling
YouTube video by Lionel Richie - Topic
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 22h
Of course Beth is dead. You think a Hoover is going to last? Kirby or GTFO!
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 22h
Wow we have so much in common! (I also write the date in the corner)
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 29/09/2026
@raygunsite.com he just lobs them up to you for free so unfair. Mike used to have to work to come with funny shirts.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 29/09/2026
Back in my day we had to make the pipe out of the can
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 29/09/2026
Databases need to bring back roman numerals. We could have stuff like PostgresLXVII, DynamoIII, and MongoXIV. I think we're missing out.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 28/09/2026
I think it’s weird that we now have quiet mopeds that don’t burn gasoline and people are acting like it’s some kind of crisis.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 28/09/2026
Do you remember getting jumped at all??
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 28/09/2026
Ain’t no Die Hard in Israel, pal!
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 28/09/2026
It would be a lot better if they paid taxes.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 28/09/2026
I remember humanity. Good stuff.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 28/09/2026
‘Wasn’t Jesus Woke?’ yes but only after 3 days
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 28/09/2026
Evening primrose 🌱
Oenothera biennis
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
Hairy boy 🦋🌱
White hairy caterpillar on a giant hyssop
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
Lunch counter 🌱🦋
Butterfly on a black eyed susan. There is also another tiny bug
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
My thought process literally was: hmm, looks like balls should I post it? It’s an ok photo so yes.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
My kids picked out this box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the store today so I think I have to preemptively explain Theranos to my 10yo daughter.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
That’s because Rob Sand is a secret Republican.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
Man makes plans. God makes you know what.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
Melania: “Xi-mininy Christmas!” Xi: “We both know that wasn’t me.”
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
Callery pear 🌱
Pyrus calleryana
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 27/09/2026
Gobble gobble 🦃
Wild turkey
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 25/09/2026
No Community or Fringe this is not my list
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 25/09/2026
If you can’t fuck it, duct it!
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman with a Vengeance
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 25/09/2026
He lived in Muscatine, Iowa once and he probably understands what being a regular person in America is like more than either of them.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 25/09/2026
Xi must constantly have a look on his face that says “I am humbled to be the luckiest m-f-er in history to have happened to stumble into a global strategic conflict matched up against these bozos”
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 25/09/2026
Rippey?
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 24/09/2026
They could have made him get on all fours and let Zohran ride him out like a little horsey.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 24/09/2026
I mean, we do, through fertilizer and diesel use, but the state is over 70% wind powered. Less solar here yet because wind has been dominant for years.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 24/09/2026
Hopefully but I wouldn’t believe this because of polling. If she loses it will be an upset.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 24/09/2026
Nut-shrooms 🌱🍄
Chestnuts and mushrooms in the grass
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 24/09/2026
I know people who believe in souls, have dogs, and yet believe dogs have no souls. Mine surely do!
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 24/09/2026
I once was riding in a friend's car listening to Magical Mystery Tour and I was hanging my arm out the window and the tape ended and I reached my arm in to flip the tape over and BAM the car got t-boned on the passenger side and if it wasn't for Magical Mystery tour I would only have one arm today.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 24/09/2026
The chord
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 23/09/2026
Here, have a neck pillow. Lay your weary head to rest.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 23/09/2026
But for special occasions you get to go to the pope table
Lazy susan pope table at buca di beppo
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 23/09/2026
My completely novel AI-assisted invention of and design for…a board propped up against a wall. When they say it will wipe out the human race well I guess this is proof the singularity is here.
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 23/09/2026
CRERE HCSOS VH+S🌹?
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 22/09/2026
“Thankful blessed and mashed potato obsessed”
A bowl for sale with this saying. From the Meskwakivantion apparently
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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 22/09/2026
They say the greatest music ever made was made the year you were 14.
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