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Njoki Wango

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I’ve been called weird, but I prefer the word different. Step into my world—it’s anything but ordinary.

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Instead of hoping for one leader to change, I now pray for many lizards who will expose the truth—so Kenyans can finally see what’s happening and make a better decision in 2027.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
That’s when my prayer changed. Instead of praying for Ruto to change, I now pray for transparency to consume this government. Maybe the Auditor General is Lizard Two? 🤔
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
When they returned to the UK, the colonial emissary realized he had forgotten his records. With nothing to present, the explorer had to step in and deliver the truth. And just like that—one lizard swallowed the other.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The second lizard was an explorer who tagged along. Unlike the emissary, he wasn’t there to manipulate reports—he was more of a tourist. As the emissary wrote false reports, the explorer talked to the people and recorded the truth.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The first lizard was a white emissary of the colonial administration. His job? To collect data from the colonies and report back to the UK, painting a picture of how well the colonial government was "caring" for its subjects. Of course, his data was fabricated.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This reminded me of Murathi Kairitu, a Kikuyu girl who made a prophecy in the 1940s. She once said: "Two lizards will come, and one will swallow the other." It sounds bizarre, but here’s how it played out:
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
That’s when it hit me: Christianity rarely delves into justice. You sin, repent, and move on—rarely is accountability emphasized.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
As I was praying, I found myself saying: "God, you changed Saul to Paul, please change Ruto into a Paul." The moment those words left my mouth, I immediately realized what I had done—and I stopped praying.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This morning, as I was doing my prayers, I started praying for Kenya. I’ve said before that I left religion and embraced the spirituality of my ancestors. But old habits die hard—religion was ingrained in me from birth.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I pray for Ruto. A thread 🧵
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Leaflets dropped by the colonial government to instill fear amongst my people... They fought for 7 years and never surrendered until we got independence...
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
No😅😅😅 this whole year i have escaped my thoughts through music.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Give this playlist a listen: Your Top Songs 2024 open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Give this playlist a listen: Your Music Evolution 2024 open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 04/12/2024
Ah Spotify Wrapped is out. Possibly one of the best marketing stunts of the digital age, as people post their Wrapped across their social feeds. And the idea to turn it into a story was supposedly created by an intern who never got credit for it: www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/1...
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The Intern Who Created Spotify Wrapped’s Story Format Never Got Her Due
Meet artist Jewel Ham, who designed the Spotify Wrapped social format that we're all addicted to as an intern — and like so many other interns, she never truly got her due.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Spotify wrapped is here:
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Check DM
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/11/2024
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I am so glad that most of the sayings I grew up with were passed down from the Mau Mau war & beyond. I deeply appreciate everyone who records Kikuyu history—we learn so much from y'all. Side note: my hate for githeri runs deeper than I ever imagined 🤣 i dare say it's spiritual.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
4. It was inspiring to learn about the resilience of Field Marshal Muthoni Kirima. Additionally, I enjoyed discovering bits of the love story between Dedan Kimathi and Mukami Kimathi.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
we should cut it in half and share. I have grown up with that saying, and I'm glad to learn it originated from the integrity of the Mau Mau. 3. Awa has always said that you don't just eat with anyone. Sharing a meal is like 'igogona,' and Murathi Kairetu has reinforced this.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Today's 2hrs walk was powered by MatiriNgemi Takeaways: 1. The Mau Mau war lasted for seven years and was far more serious than often depicted. (I cried while listening to the story of Dedan Kimathi's tragic episode). 2. Maitu always used to say:If there's only one bean left,
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
So ICC is just there for good vibes and InshAllah?
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
😂😂😂😂
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Freshly grinded ginger and hot water....
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Breakfast
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Yeah this is not X 😅
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I don't know why carrefour kenya makes box Pizzas but they're yummy 😋
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What a coincidence i was listening to some Craig David in the morning!
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
😂😂😂 spicy black tea with no sugar motivates me...
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Janet @justsimplyzen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
🤍
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Me to me: Njoki likes are public focus!
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a man with a beard has the words you stay focused on his face
ALT: a man with a beard has the words you stay focused on his face
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
💯
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I need a constant reminder that likes are public 😅
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Knowing this as a Kenyan, it's powerful. In the midst of bad political governance, I found within me an invincible hope—that one day, things will align as they should.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Word
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Mmh, well touché.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hence freedom of worship?
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
😂😂
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Maybe we’re just turning over a new leaf unconsciously. People seem to be trying to stay positive—there’s already too much negativity on X.
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Chop cake
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Can't wait to build my algorithm and get to this point!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/11/2024
LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
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LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that he treated the 20-year-old the same as any other rookie, Lakers power forward LeBron James denied Wednesday that his son Bronny received preferential treatment when he lif...
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 18/11/2024
me watching Bluesky's user count grow by another million in a day hello and welcome to all 19M of you! 🥳
Kris Jenner looking at a computer
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Njoki Wango @njoki-wango.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
You need to be intentional about life. Live everyday intentionally - tomorrow is not promised.
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