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Binderdunnit

@njconnolly.bsky.social
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I was born very young in Paisley, Scotland because I wanted to be near my mother; now I'm older and wider. Autism diagnosed. Dabble in fiction writing. Celtic fan. Woke to society’s inequality. Dem Soc. I block bigots, crypto scammers, OF/porn accounts.

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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It’s kinda sad that people in South East Australia are living like Victorians, they have Victorian work conditions, Victorian houses, Victorian healthcare and even speak with Victorian accents. Poor bastards even call their part of the world, Victoria. We have failed these people.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Don’t let AI take over, people, it will use its brain washed armies to subjugate whole cities, lock people up without trial and blow up civilians as they go about their daily business, and when I say, AI, I mean criminal fascists like Donald Trump.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Far right fascists getting upset about a stamp that depicts Mary and Jesus as having the skin tone of a Western Asian from that part of the world they were said to live in, Western Asia. 🤷‍♂️
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Elon Musk 🇺🇸 Parody @elonmusk-parody.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Hiding Epstein's files
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
You should be able to buy a ticket on a plane the same as you do on a train when you’ve had to sprint along the tarmac to catch it. Look, I never saw any ticket machines between the hole I cut in the airport fence and the runway, here just take my dough for 1 of those Open Return ticket thingmies.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
When exactly do octogenarians get their additional four limbs, is it early 80's or late 80’s?
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
What got them in the end was all those tracks leading to their hideout, I watch a lot of crime stuff and it’s always overlooked tracks that give you away. These great train robbers were such amateurs, they weren’t even half decent train robbers, never mind great.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Know something, I still can’t understand how the great train robbers thought they’d get away with stealing all those trains, I mean where do they expect 2 hide them, trains are huge, and who’s buying used trains once the heats off? All that💰re-spraying a whole🚆, transforming the engine. Not worth it
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Talking about tunnel borers, they really are the worst conversationalists at parties, always droning on and on about stupid tunnels the whole time. As a society we all need to shun tunnel borers so they’ll be forced to go underground.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This is not a drill people! Is how I like to introduce people who aren’t carpenters, tunnel borers or oil rig workers to my friends.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I don’t know how AI has gotten to be so popular when mansplaining is a thing. Let me tell what you need to know in as simple, patronising terms as possible, and like AI, I’ll get at least a quarter of what I say right.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hypnotists are evil people, the way put you under into the deepest sleep you’ve ever experienced and a few minutes later the bastards are snapping their fingers so you’ll wake up right away and cluck like a chicken. Just give us a full night of this restful slumber, please, you twisted scumbags!
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
You know, guys, I don’t think Houdini’s ever getting out of that coffin, he’s been in there far too long. I think something’s went wrong with that last stunt. Dig him up now!
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I’m so lazy, that even if I could teleport, I would still get takeaway and supermarket deliveries all the time.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Little babies really struggle with boiling kettles and making up bottles of formula milk. As adults, I think it should be our responsibility to help them in some way, tell them how much baby formula to use, fill a kettle or 2 until we’re happy they’ve got the hang of it.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Quentin Tarantino hates this post. 😡
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Whoever came up with handshakes was a genius, up until that point when people were introduced to someone new they would have to take their shoes/socks off and rub the sole of their feet into that person’s face, I’m really delighted we got rid of that old custom.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
So many people losing their 💩 over the new mayor of New York because he’s a socialist, a Muslim & a man not in the pockets of corporate interests. A man who is only obligated to the electorate he serves, refusing to be controlled by the worst people. We need all politicians to be obligated that way.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I don’t think these occupational therapists should be allowed to invade and colonise other people’s countries, but I’m okay with them providing the native people they suppress therapy to get over the trauma of their occupation.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Showers should be designed like car washes, if people are allowed to be lazy about washing cars then they should be allowed to be lazy about washing themselves. Quick foam spray, rollers, rinse, blow dry & off you go. No towels, no fuss. Also, we should have an option for a wax if we want one, also
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hope all the people who turn up at your door trying to sell religion enjoy random people knocking at their front doors tonight. Get a taste of how that feels, sweet Hallelujah. PTL!
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I honestly don’t know how early humans managed to survive going by their cave paintings of bison, antelopes etc. These animals had no meat on them back then, all as thin as sticks. No wonder the people looked like sticks too, burning calories to catch a dinner with almost zero calories.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hate it when the leaves start making a run for it on the road and for a fleeting moment your eyes translates this as a small animal you’re about to run over. Not good for the middle aged heart. It’s worse than looking at an electricity bill.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Wish every work performance review was as easy as the ones you get as the US president, where you only have to show you are not going gaga.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Btw. I just want to tell people that you don’t have to be kind or have a nice personality to find someone, you could just have lots of money or be like a celebrity or something to find your one true love. So don’t feel you have to be stuck in this rut of being kind and nice often.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Dating when you’re old must be hard because everyone your age either looks like your late auntie Anne or your late uncle Dave. So it’s impossible for anyone old to form any new kind of relationship.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
In pictures of my granny and her sisters in the 1930’s they were often dressed up in little sailor uniforms. Was there a secret navy of four year old, five year old girls back then? I like to think there was. Tiny sailors in their little frigates sailing the seven seas.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Bellybutton piercings are so 1990’s, get with the times people and have tiny dental implants put in, giving your navel that beautiful smile it’s always deserved.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’d make the worst invisible man because I’m such a messy eater. You would know I was there because you would see a big curry sauce chin or a tomato sauce lip floating in the air in front of you.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I really like eating garlic bread because not only will it stop vampires biting me but it also prevents the gluten intolerant from taking a chomp out of me as well.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
To make Halloween much more fun for your kids this week, you should get them to bob for apples in the toilet pan and flush it every few minutes. What kid doesn’t love free fruit and being splashed by slightly off colour water?
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Save money on hand towels by stealing a leaf blower from your local parks department depot and using it as a super-fast hand dryer.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
People were right when they said I was going to go places as a youngster. Juvenile court and the young offenders institute; the Sheriff court and a short stay in an open prison; the High court and a lengthier residence at a maximum security facility.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Thinking of not putting my clocks back this weekend, I’m a progressive person who wants to live in the future and leave all you relics of a bygone age behind.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Starship is the premature ejaculation of rockets, it‘s hardly been held erect for long and it explodes.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If you see a funny video online you should share it with people you know are stressed out at work, just hold your phone in front of a bus driver’s face when he’s driving along his route or your dentist just before he tries to extract that awkward wisdom tooth of yours, they’ll appreciate it so much.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Selfie sticks are a wonderful invention for beating up people who take selfies in public. Well done who ever came up with them, I would recommend them to anyone who wants to put an end to this sickening kind of display.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
See if you were a private investigator in a small town, you could have an affair with anyone you wanted, get paid to investigate yourself by their suspicious spouse, then tell them their partner was completely loyal and you’d be the only one who knew about both the affair and the investigation.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The one thing I like about Bluesky is that I don’t see many people trying to sell stuff on my timeline. The people who do that are almost as low as the prices at Goodmans Electricals, the place for all your computing and home entertainment needs. Hurry, while stocks last!
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
We never hear enough about the conker fights that William the Conkerer won. Was he really as good as his name suggests? I think history probably favours conkers competition winners and they’re just not good as people make out, imho.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I’m telling you that if people don’t stop frying air, soon we’ll have nothing to breathe. What’s wrong with you maniacs? Stop using air fryers!
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The good thing about having a partner who works in a supermarket is that you can go in and surprise them by stealing something nice for their birthday, wrap it in stolen wrapping paper from the birthday section aisle, give them the 🎁 & you’ve made their day special without any financial cost to you.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The proper way to pronounce the Gogh part of Vincent Van Gogh is to choke to death on a satsuma segment.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Why have a hearse that can only carry the one body for one funeral when funeral companies could have a double-decker bus and get six weeks worth of funerals done in one day saving a fortune in fuel? Just get those cadavers sitting up before rigor mortis sets in.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Dating apps cost you so much money because they’re preparing you to have a new partner because those things are very expensive.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
When did they start making it illegal to play Connect 4 with your passenger when you’re driving? No-one told me, it’s not even in my copy of The Highway Code. Why do they keep these things so quiet and you only find about it when you get pulled over on the motorway?
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Yes, I agree it looks debonaire to take someone’s hand to kiss in greeting, but have you tried taking their hand, lifting it up and licking the back of their wrist? No-one can resist that type of charm.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Celebrity worship of film stars is weird. Here’s that person that pretends to be other people for a living, I so wish I was just like them. Have they never heard of identity fraud? With fake ID u can live as any1 u want. I’ve been living as a 30 yo Greek woman all 2025. Where’s my Oscar nomination?
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We really a need billionaire crime fighter with amazing gadgets, an underground lair and fast cars to take down all these billionaire criminals who don’t pay any taxes. We’ll call him VATman. If he’s crooked himself, we’ll call him Robbing.
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Binderdunnit @njconnolly.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
David Bowie never had to buy any denim trousers in his entire lifetime because he had the Jean Genie. If he ever needed a new pair, he just rubbed his Aladdin Sane album and wished those jeans into existence.
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