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Witness the man who raves at the wall. Visit nixon.computer, where I write about every video game I beat. ATL 🐝

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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 29/09/2026
I actually have photographic proof that the Braves are WOKE. Can't seem to find an equivalent pic of the Mets?
The Braves posing with Joe Biden and the World Series trophy at the White House. Some in attendance seem happier to be there than others lmao.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 29/09/2026
Ha, he is still a basement boy, where he seems quite comfortable for now and loves his new couch. John is the one most keenly aware of his existence beyond the door and has done some hissing. 😬 I'm sure they'll get along eventually lol.
A sleepy tabby in a messy, being-moved-into basement.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 29/09/2026
Thinking with great agony about the Georgia Governor's race. How is KLB the candidate we managed to field? How have GA Dems so severely fumbled our best chance to take back the Governor's mansion in decades? God.
Kazuhira Miller saying "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" in Metal Gear Solid V.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 24/09/2026
🆒
Dead Sequoia with a tunnel dug through it. The sun is peeking through.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 23/09/2026
round man
Fat squirrel who has seemingly eaten lots of pizza at Yosemite Pizza bar.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 19/09/2026
also lol
A Mercer Bears football player holding a sign that says MONEY DOWN! ⬇️💲3RD DOWN on the sideline at Bobby Dodd Stadium at Hyundai Field on 9/19/26. The Minister still haunts these halls.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 19/09/2026
Jeopardy tonight????
Jeopardy board with False Berlin and Bizarre Little Men as categories
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 18/09/2026
Hachi
my tabby cat Hachi lounging on a horizontal scratching object
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 17/09/2026
Just as a fun memory, in his only h2h against us since getting fired, Geoff (as DC) gave up a game-losing touchdown on this "let's just get to overtime without incident" handoff play up the middle.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 06/09/2026
New TV stand has a lit curio shelf.
A slime plush looks on from under a television set.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 05/09/2026
The ground and the ceiling in question.
Raindrops inside the BenzA roof??? Ostensibly???
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 28/08/2026
Saw him from a little closer up this time. 🤘
Angus McKinnon Young mere feet from me onstage in Atlanta. Aug 27, 2026.Angus later in the same show
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 17/08/2026
my extremely "all-in on AI" company has straight up put a moratorium on deployments because so much shit has broken recently lmao
someone's downfall happening

me watching bc i prayed for it
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 04/08/2026
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 26/07/2026
Since 2023, in Fayetteville, GA, there has lived a roller coaster beloved by enthusiasts and genuinely considered among the best in the world, ArieForce One. It resides at Fun Spot America, a glorified carnival. I finally rode it today because it closes next week. It's actually that good lol.
The ArieForce One rollercoaster during a sunny day.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 22/07/2026
"From the Alex Trebek stage at Sony Pictures Studios..."
A volume knob being turned all the way up and a kid with headphones on having a transcendental experience.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 19/07/2026
In the final hour of #RandomGameSaturday
Great Baseball The Mega Cartridge
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 16/07/2026
That's what I'm fuckin talkin about lmao
Eddie Munster from the Munsters
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 16/07/2026
also makes me yearn for that beloved Seattle institution... 🥺
A tray containing basically every menu item from Dick's Drive-In of Washington state fame.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 15/07/2026
adiós inglaterra. may these words of wisdom console you.
A painted sign of Argentine style and origin hanging on my wall. It reads "Es Lo Que Hay"
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 13/07/2026
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR HISTORIC SPEECH SIR CANT DELETE THE SECOND IMAGE DONT KNOW HOW
A Truth Social post in which Trump announces a speech.Budd Dwyer reaching for an object in an envelope.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 13/07/2026
Gin the cat
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 10/07/2026
Ask me about the works of Cory McAbee.
Letterboxd last four showing posters for Hard Target, Toy Story 5, Stingray Sam, and Galaxy Quest.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 09/07/2026
For the low, low cost of a first-class stamp, I WILL win a 1963 split-window Corvette restomod with 655hp and die when its steering column impales me in a low-speed collision with a modern SUV.
Beautiful split-window stingray
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 04/07/2026
Hi Hachi
My tabby cat Hachi-san with his little face visible through a hole in his cat tree cave.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 29/06/2026
Archer of the Gorgonites with a speech bubble below him
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 28/06/2026
For #RandomGameSaturday how about Alexey Pajitnov's tasty Knight Move (b/w Clocks)
A copy of Knight Move for Family Computer Disk System. Behind it is a 3D-printed Diskun FDS game holder and other clutter from the 8-bit Nintendo machines.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 21/06/2026
Over the course of a couple hours at the Casino de Monte-Carlo, I turned €135 into... €140.
Shitty low-res gangster SpongeBob
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 20/06/2026
Fella's
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 20/06/2026
Monégasque posting 🇲🇨
A weird statue of a human athlete with a Pikachu head in a park in Monaco.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 19/06/2026
This shit rules btw.
Coca-Cola lemon (saveur citron)
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 13/06/2026
They also had jerseys for sale, including this incredible one with the Utrecht's Dom Tower on it (an intentional nod to MLB's city connects). The Uvv hat is definitely going in the heavy rotation.
Utrecht Uvv merch including a hat that says "Uvv" and a jersey with cool Dom Tower line art and UTRECHT across the chest.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 13/06/2026
You better believe it. I can't imagine a language it's been translated to more gracefully lmao.
Logo of Honkbal Hoofdklasse
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 11/06/2026
beweegbaar obstakel
A sign that says beweegbaar obstakel with a car getting obliterated by a bollard
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 11/06/2026
I'm on a plane, so all I got is this and I'm still losing it.
ESPN game feed type shit showing the events of game 4 of the 2026 NBA Finals in text form
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 09/06/2026
Screenshot quoting because I don't actually want to dunk on anyone in particular (this is just a random instance of a very common take). But it is crazy to me how unwilling people generally are to meet old entertainment software where it's at. OoT is frankly among the easier games to do that for!
Thank god they're remaking Ocarina of Time. I keep trying to replay it but that game, like basically every N64 game, has aged like milk.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 06/06/2026
Baby tiny
A little baby torty cat ostensibly named Lexie (she is seldom called that).
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 05/06/2026
A cat with a propeller hat and lollipop. The caption says: "alarm set for 3hr 28min from now" idc im tha fuckin goat
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 02/06/2026
It happens all over the country! A big source of confusion is that every postal address includes a city, regardless of whether or not the residence is actual within any corporate limits, or even *another* city's. Here is metro Atlanta. Each color is a different city (light gray is unincorporated).
A map of Metro Atlanta with color-coded corporate limits overlaid.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 27/05/2026
They've uhhhhhhhh been busy lol
The scoreboard at Rickwood Field showing the visitors absolutely destroying the home team.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 27/05/2026
That's what I'm talking about.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 27/05/2026
We love a hand-operated scoreboard.
The scoreboard at Rickwood Field showing an early visitor advantage. Also an ad for Coca-Cola, which relieves fatigue!
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 27/05/2026
Hello from Rickwood Field in Birmingham, Alabama, the oldest extant professional ballpark. It rules.
Rickwood Field in Birmingham, Alabama. Birmingham is playing Pensacola.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 26/05/2026
It is possible that Georgia Tech basketball will never provide me a moment of joy like this again. I hope Jose wins an NBA title and furthermore that the entire remainder of his life is free from suffering.
ACC Tournament Champion Jose Alvarado of the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets celebrates in a shower of confetti.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 22/05/2026
I'm spending it on vintage video games at the momo convention 😌
Somewhat reasonably priced copies of Gran Turismo 2 and Metal Gear Ac!d
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 22/05/2026
They got a damb LAN party going on da new MARTA train.
MARTA's new rolling stock with computers and desks in there for some reason
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 16/05/2026
Btw the DMV of the great Commonwealth of Virginia will just print and mail you any old plate you ask for for $20.
A Virginia sample license plate with a Georgia Tech logo on the left that reads "SMDG2K". What that stands for is anyone's guess.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 12/05/2026
Owned ur ass
A golf scorecard showing me shooting 34 over against my idiot friend who shot 35 over.
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 07/05/2026
Finalizing plans for my European trip next month, and every post I read that says Brussels sucks makes me more determined to go there.
Frank Costanza saying they don't want us there, so we're going (re: the Seinfelds)
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Clayt💿n @nixon.computer · 07/05/2026
I know how exciting this is, but please remember BDS includes the exclusive Mortal Kombat II Bing Wallpaper.
A gmail subject line and from line that read:

Subject: Get your exclusive Mortal Kombat II Bing Wallpaper

From: Microsoft Rewards
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