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NiteLite

@nitesatellite.bsky.social
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👽Welcome to the Neon Alien Cabaret👽 •androgyne•sexworker•artist•

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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Anyone else just about sick of every social media platform?? Like I used to love being Online™ and now it’s all just censorship and arguing
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I’m trying to find my community 🥹 where are my indigenous ppl and all POC, anarcho-communists, the queer folks, neurodivergent ppl, the leftists and anyone who “don’t like labels” but is trying to learn and help and be supportive and inclusive of the ppl in their lives. If this is u, pls say hi
A person wearing a bikini has been edited to be green, with a glowing pink ufo shining on to them.  the surface of earth is edited into the background, and it is in dusk or dawn and glows with lights showing city centers and roads.
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
🥲🙃🙃🙃🙃
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
✨✨✨
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
✨✨✨
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Idk how to explain it but bsky feels like a cool kids club and I’m not a cool kid
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Me: 🧍🏻 The 3 ppl who see my posts: 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
consider this: a psychic tractor beam that travels through the internet, takes control of your mind, and brings you into my space craft, where you watch me drain ur piggy bank 💰🐖 while u enjoy it and tell me thank u
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The difference 3 yrs makes if u eat ur veggies and get a boob job
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me: why is everyone talking to me like im on palliative care lately My posts: lol what if i died right now. Like right now 😉 Sorry yall I promise im fine I just happen to vent in concerning ways
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I hope one day there will be an alcoholic beverage. Named after the exploding Teslas
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Ever have a day that you just know is a throwaway day even tho ur stil going thru the motions
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is Gannicus, if you have never seen a cat before in your life as good as this one, now you have, he has got it all: great little tuxedo, perfect black nose different color beans!! small soft meow pats u gently for attention excited to hear the butter dish, can open cabinet doors
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
any ppl want me to make an illustration for them 🥹 I want to practice and have fun. Just drop the one (1,☝🏼) single sfw-ish pic of *only you, baby* and I’ll draw it when I can and post result in comment thankyougoodnite
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I made a sticker 🥹 do u like it ??
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Omg i feel so goofy I just realized I can upload videos is just a different button🥲🥲
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Mwah
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Someone at the club calls her tiddies “homewreckers” and i love that for her
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
i'am the opposite of artificial intelligence. am genuinely stupid
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I was gonna hang up a curtain rod, went to find the drill, and now I’m searching ‘do mermaids eat the men they lure to their deaths or just drown them’
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
POV me before realizing I can steal chocolate from Walmart and give it to my friends on Valentines Day
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Me to the bouncer at the club when I find out my tire is flat
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Oh no! Anyway
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
bain have too many weinkle☹️🧠
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Oh yeah? You’d use a time machine to stop 🅱️itler ? 🫵🏼👁️👄👁️⁉️ #antifascist
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I literally only want one thing to happen during the Super Bowl 😮‍💨🤞🏼
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Back at the tiddy bar telling starry-eyed men that it would be so cool if we collectively agreed to partake in a meal of the [redacted]
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Brooklyn Rousseau 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothicwtf.eurosky.social · 06/02/2025
#Luigididnothingwrong #FreeLuigi #EndtheOligarchy #UniversalHealthcare #LuigiMangione
Valentines card with Luigi Mangione’s image. Text: Are you a CEO? Because I’d like to take you out <3 To: From:
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pikat @pikat.io · 06/02/2025
i like being an artist because i have a lot of stupid ideas. then i can turn them into reality and inflict them on everyone else
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
“What radicalized you” realizing that there were descriptive and prescriptive dictionaries? Idk bro I was 7 and found out that one dictionary had a definition for ‘ain’t’ and the other just called people a slur
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Flying cars? NOOO! ExPLODING CARS 🪄
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Look I have about 2 brain cells fightin for 3rst place but even I know the guy who explodes spaceships and cars for fun and wants to take over mars like a actual cartoon supervillain probably shouldn’t be handling an entire country’s money
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
S O M E T H I N G
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
it’s so weird like we’re just going to work and paying bills feels like somethings missing
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Really having a hard time not just dissociating thru things rn. Trying to connect w my neighbors and friends IRL as a form of self care and direct action (?), or am I just telling myself that I’m doing something
A very young kitten with watery, tear filled eyes is completely surrounded in a soft plush blanket
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
(Hint: No one works a billion times harder than anyone else)
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Wouldn’t it be cool if instead of dreading every next day we actively looked forward to it
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
He definitely needs something
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Brooklyn Rousseau 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothicwtf.eurosky.social · 04/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a killer whale is swimming in a blue ocean
Alt: a killer whale is swimming in a blue ocean eat the rich
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Tbh as a poor disabled sworker I wasn’t spending money at most of these places anyways, let’s go for blackout
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Ok? But like - go in there. This isn’t a highschool girl stealing your mans gotcha moment
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Brooklyn Rousseau 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothicwtf.eurosky.social · 04/02/2025
You don’t do something like this unless you intend to do some really evil shit. The USA is dead, this is the 4th Reich. I gotta get the hell out of here.
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Trump signs executive order to withdraw U.S. from U.N. Human Rights Council
President Trump signed an executive order aimed at withdrawing the United States from the United Nations Human Rights Council and UNRWA and for broader review of U.S. funding for the international org...
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Lights on // LITES ON
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Instead of ‘thoughts and prayers’ I’m gonna start saying ‘checks and balances’
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“The man hoarding the most wealth on the entire planet just waltzed in to the nation’s vault” feels like a wacky zany movie where the bad guy actually twirls his moustache and the good guys are two stoners and a dog
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Landing sites: linktr.ee/nitesatellite
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My two moods
A sleepy black and white tuxedo cat is sitting with all four paws under his body, shoulders-deep in soft blankets piled high on an antique couch.  The window behind the couch is dressed in lilac curtains, with pink and teal light pouring in. The atmosphere is dreamy and calm. A person with black hair and multiple facial piercings is hitting a dab pen with one hand and gripping a vape with the other. Their face is stressed and overwhelmed but determined.
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Congrats on making it to January 32st
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NiteLite @nitesatellite.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Can anyone tell me what would happen if an organization simply did not comply with a presidential order
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