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@nirvanatheband.bsky.social
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Al / M / 20's / I paint models / likes and rt's occaisionally nsfw, no minors.

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 07/08/2026
Art by • Hideki Kano
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 25/08/2025
Art by • lan Miller
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💋JuicyBubble💄 @juicybubble.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Today is Bubble Day, you see... Bouncin' buoyantly with bigol' bouncyhoused blimpiness! (I am olde'.)
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Making a Red Scorpions army currently and after going from cock and ball torture levels of painting 2e-3e armies this shit feels like I'm cheating with how quick it goes. This will probably be the army I get a titan for to balance it out.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Every tabletop game "That Guy" story is made up if it goes past 1-2 incidents.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A commission drawn by my friend Charlie.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Same level as comparing world politics to disney movies. Child behavior.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It's pretty incredible this site shows you people still read political cartoons (the lowest level of commentary) and you have to share the same planet with them.
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Old Moon Quarterly @oldmoonquarterly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
RIP to John Blanche; one of the masters.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 31/03/2025
Art by • John Blanche
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's gay all year, son.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's that time of the year where the dumbest person you know thinks the multi-billion dollar corporation cares about them even though their middle east branch will under no circumstances change their logo.
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💋JuicyBubble💄 @juicybubble.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Just because you're a tumultuous business tycoon doesn't mean you can't be silly and Fashionably Fat-Tastic™️ at the same time... ✨🐺🌎 Full Res: www.furaffinity.net/view/65191728/
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The new Tarkov boss is yet another CQC guy you can just magdump in the doorway
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ian Miller
Ian Miller
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💋JuicyBubble💄 @juicybubble.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think it's so good when characters three times your width are also looming over you at the same time. It's like looking at the siding of a tarped and raised swimming pool full of jelly. Jessie probably wobbles even more than that, though.🔵🍑 Full res: www.furaffinity.net/view/65082447/
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"aww fuck I forgot april 30th" homer simpson as raiden mgs2
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
WHITE WOLF (1977) Oil and Acrylic on Illustration Board - 26” x 17” Elric derives his strength and magical powers from his sword Stormbringer, which feeds on the souls of those it kills. 1/4 #art #booksky 🪐📚
On a grassy hilltop, Elric straddles the body of an orcish foe. His green tunic is battle torn, exposing his albino skin. With both hands, Elric slides Stormbringer down to devour the soul of his enemy. Purple arcane energy ripples along the black rune blade. The positioning of the blade and the spill of energy is positioned between his straddled legs but there is notably no torso there—it's as if the body has been half consumed already. Elric presses his eyes shut in an expression that can only be described as ecstasy. Behind him rendered abstractly in the acidic orange background, demonic faces bleed through from chaos to this reality, funneling energy drawn by Stormbringer. While the sword feeds on his enemy, the Lords of Chaos feed off Elric.
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💋JuicyBubble💄 @juicybubble.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
OooOOOOooooo... You'll be TooOOoOoOoo afraid to ReeEeeEeaaAaaAaaD this SmMmoOoOoochy' installment... ...Maybe! I just felt like rendering something spooky-silly. 🫧✨
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💋JuicyBubble💄 @juicybubble.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Oh, good! You're just in time for your movie date. ...I don't think you could ever possibly bring enough popcorn for him, though. 🐺🍑 Full res: www.furaffinity.net/view/64802740/
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
There's really 2 kinds of male horse furries and it's either "Guy with a small dick who wishes he was hung" or "The World's Most Insatiable Bottom"
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
As it is my birthday, you will let me take things from your wallet.
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💋JuicyBubble💄 @juicybubble.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The only thing better than a hot club meal bussed straight to you is an even hotter guy bringing along the entire platter with him... And I'm not talking about the dishes. 🔥🍑 Full res: www.furaffinity.net/view/64654498/
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💋JuicyBubble💄 @juicybubble.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Up for a swim...? You won't have to worry about buoyancy with her around... 🫧🏝️ Full res: www.furaffinity.net/view/64642617/
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's my favorite, I wish my TTRPG locals weren't 5e only people, cannot wait to move, but I will miss the thermonuclear drama those people go into over minor things in the discord.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Fantasy Flight Warhammer 40k RPG's are also good.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Cyberpunk 2020. I have all the rulebooks and the body mod options are insane. The only downside is Netrunning.
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💋JuicyBubble💄 @juicybubble.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
So much foxxy' backyard, you could put a swingset up in it... 🦊🍑 Full res: www.furaffinity.net/view/64581068/
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💋JuicyBubble💄 @juicybubble.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I am on my way, to improve your day... 🫧🍑 Full res: www.furaffinity.net/view/64471973/
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Primarisslop is being fixed one detail at a time.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
11th edition will almost certainly suck dick just like every edition from 7th and onward, but it is incredibly hilarious as a Firstborn dickrider to see GW slowly revert towards classic marines because of how soulless MkX armor looks.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I remember when the game came out and people either did the most shameless advertising for their own game, or tried shilling other games completely forgetting the average consumer plays like... Madden or Betheslop and that's it.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I've really got no dog in HP outside of thinking the author is a fucking moron, but you really gotta wonder how fucking insane the discourse on here in some areas must be like considering how much of a pillar it was for millenials and this website is largely a glorified retirement home for them.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 05/08/2025
Art by • Michael Whelan
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Vintage Fantasy Art - NOAI @vintagefantasyart.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
« We Are Legion », 1986 by John Blanche (British artist, b. 1948) Cover illustration for "The Skeleton Horde", #Warhammer PBS1 plastic miniatures #GamesWorkshop, 1986 #vintagefantasyart #fantasyart #fantasyillustration #JohnBlanche #TTRPG #wargaming #miniaturepainting #oldhammer #CitadelMiniatures
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 29/07/2025
Art by • Phil Moss
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Thinking about that one Swiss rifle conversion that just turns the rifle into a snuff inhaler
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I'm making a Lord of Change my next fursona and he has a fat ass.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I just do old school space marines or whatever shit my recasters have for painting. I should make a channel around it (I will be killed by GW lawyers)
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Now that I'm graduating and need to pay of loans, I need to learn the bare minimum of graphic design to sell horribly overpriced, tacky, and lame t-shirts at furry cons where the joke is just sex.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Unfortunately you play Tau so we will be putting you in a strange (and frightening) contraption, but watching my childhood space marine chapter from 4e get turned into soy reddit posterchilds is hell
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Halo Reach is a fashion simulator first, incredible story-based FPS second.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They're funny for the first few sessions tbh. Bros at the table like "why did my wife leave me" shit I wonder, dude wearing a rick and morty tee
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I just don't play games because I only do 2e and my lgs scene is "epic bacon" redditors that unironically say chud as an insult. Truly pathetic creatures.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I've painting for a decade if I can't get white armor done I deserve to be forced into some hell like playing tenth edition (they will be sent to hell inhsallah)
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
(It's White Scars. I'm gonna make a White Scars army)
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
People who date Warhammer fans must live in hell knowing their partner is almost always thinking of devastating their finances on another army project they will not complete.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The only improvements I want are a philly cheesesteak, a blunt, and fat honkers, none of which I can find in this country.
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Professional Goose @nirvanatheband.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Are you saying I'm not beautiful already? I see how it is.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 26/07/2025
Art by • Yoshitaka Amano
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