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Joss!

@nirvanah.bsky.social
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Uncanny in a bad way. ◕ ◡ ◕

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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Threads is such a weird place. 💀
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love my caterpillar eyebrows ngl
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hate when perpetually mean people decide they want to switch things up and be warm when I've gotten used to treating you a certain way. Now you smiling in my face and I'm just
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You gotta get outta retirement! My lalafell needs you!
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I never thought I was the type of person who could completely uproot my life, quit my job, and move to NYC in the span of two months but here we are. Goodbye eternally to the South. Won't miss you!
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Me and my inner corner eyeshadow are coming to ruin your day
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"Apply on company website"
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Soon my hair will eat my face again c:
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Friday c:
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Stealing" someone's partner is nasty work. Stealing someone's best friend, though? I'm not proud of it but someone's got to do it.
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My boyfriend when I've been reading my book too long and not giving him enough attention: "How much longer is the chapter you're on?"
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Wearing the sweater and shorts combo always makes me feel like this
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Meet your online friends ❤️ @steptastical.bsky.social
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I go on vacation this week please clap
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Me and all of my cute accessories c:
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hi hello today is day 1 of me having to go to work instead of playing #pokopia
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
🔪
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
They absolutely should not have ignored me for as long as they did. This was ranked and my team won after trying to surrender. 💀
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Finished My Dark Vanessa yesterday and it was my first 5 ⭐ read of the year. A story about a 15 y/o girl being groomed by her teacher and how it still affects at well into adulthood. Not for everyone.
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I love weird, cultish, lovecraftian horror so much. Currently reading:
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I gotta work today :c
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Hi hello I had COVID 9000 but I survived
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Today is my work Christmas party and someone brought hotdogs soaked in beer please help but also heres me
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Happy Friday c:
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween c:
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm not saying I should say this, because I shouldn't, but I feel like I would make a solid cult leader.
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
c:
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
They really gotta stop inventing new curbs everytime I get in my car
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Like I'm the only one that wants you? Me?
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
And the part about 3 consecutive viewers?
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
So after being with Apple for about 15 years, I switched to Samsung and got the Z Flip 7 because I really wanted a phone with personality and I'm so happy I did! This is the first time in so long where I've had a phone that actually feels *new*.
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
TikTok saying “xyz shared this post with you” so you don’t accidentally send it to them, thus letting them know you didn’t watch it? Peak.
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
No longer being able to hide my giant forehead behind bangs has skyrocketed my confidence 🐍
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
“Five frozen vegetables you should never eat” “Sunscreen is actually killing you” “Eating frozen yogurt leads to death, experts claim”
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Communication is for people that I wish to work things out with.
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
“You leftists think learning and getting an education is what makes a person intelligent!”
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
White eyeliner is NICE
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I’m reading Julie Chan is Dead which is leaning into weird girl lit/horror and I’m very much into it. Twins separated at birth, the rich one dies and the poor one swoops in and takes over her life as a popular social media influencer. #booksky
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
It was my niece’s birthday and there was cake and I cut a fat piece and it tasted like Chalkzone…
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My boyfriend said I look mean and pretty
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Friday :3
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I’m about halfway in reading The Lamb by Lucy Rose and whew this is definitely in my top 5 of the year so far and my 30th read. #booksky #horror #thelamb
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
“We only carry Pepsi products.”
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Having a work German Shepherd puppy >
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
You know what’s funny about an unusually slow day at a fruit punch stand? There’s no punch line.
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I’m the bread goblin :3
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My friend said one of his coworkers stole his lunch and said he packed “a homemade sandwich with green beans” and I don’t know how to tell him nobody would want that
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If you send me an email in all caps, please go ahead and retire baby. It’s time.
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
My life is better now that battle royales are dying
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Joss! @nirvanah.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
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