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Nirbo

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 6h
We can still shit on him for being dumb enough to do it in front of a crowd. I am not very strong, and I am not very smart, but I'm smarter than that.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 6h
RFK put lead in the child. You know, to invigorate his humors.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 6h
6% of Toronto voters. That's like 4 people. 6% of people in Toronto is a much bigger number.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 6h
I don't plan to cut back
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 11h
Nazis that still like him?
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 11h
"ARGH I'M IN HELL AND BURNING" - Also Kissinger
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 16h
Taxes. You know, the things we give oil companies HUGE SUBSIDIES on.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 19h
We could use some of that out west.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 19h
Nope, still all dark.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's the funny thing about average intelligence. Half of people are dumber than that.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This useless fucker shit his pants and is hoping BC is dumb enough to pull him out of his shit pants.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Truly we must be like only 2 or 3 more fiscally quarters from paradise. 47 tops.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whose boner do I gotta pop to show how much I like this post. Oh shit they got a button for that, nevermind.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ha ha I wish them a very Merry Christmas.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's not like he hired his mom. Now that would be an unforgivable sin.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It might be the right word, but it's not nearly as hot.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FREE re-education. Capitalism monetizes that shit
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder how efficient this is compared to solar 🤔
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love how the CFIA straight up told CBC "Yeah, we know. No, we didn't do shit. What are you fucking losers doing eating so many berries? Have a fuckin hot dog."
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, see, they could this today if they had a majority. Wait, they do? Then why should we believe a single fucking promise they make?
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
ALT: How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only because the robots can't even shit
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once the free market weeds out all the people who water their lettuce with poop. Wait, what do you mean they all got bought out by Poopwater. I thought that was a private military contractor. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS Capitalism is cooked fam
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rated R for graphic nudity
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do your own research lads 😈
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bluesky's Head of Trust and Safety
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I meant comics in the Toronto Star
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's our greatest defence against the US and that is so scary
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or an APA style guide. To eat.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With how well we follow up on our international obligations we're lucky we're not one of the fucking cowards burying mines all over the damn place. Well, not yet.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's an airtight legal defence. Fortunately, so are nooses.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But he doesn't recognize the court. Works for me when I'm drunk and disorderly
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eby. Dumb motherfucker? Or dumbest motherfucker? Guess we're gonna find out.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the problem was your lack of pussy credentials. But it's not your fault. Most schools won't even offer degree programs in xenogynecology.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh shit the formal plural
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you know how much money Alberta could put into the NHS by leaving the European Union?
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Should have taken the stairs
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Straight to jail
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Then it's time for a nap! And it all begins again.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I only get 10 votes what the hell am I going to do with the other 7?
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It can't be beat, why even try?
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But he won't. He's not even good enough to be awful AND funny.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dishonest question:
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well, you can't have it last 3 years like a Presidential election because this shit doesn't matter at all. So 38 weeks seems like a good number.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Was he even in season 1?
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And get fuckin PAID
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So we know this one will have at least 6 cars.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least 3 more. Wait. Are the ships or the Yanks on fire? Because if it's people, then 7500.
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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They're making Alberta look real good is what they're doing And that is not a good thing
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