Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The switch 2 joycons make my ass very sensitive 6164
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 19/01/2026taco bell getting rid of the quesarito again is like when twitter suspended me for no reason 1100
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I just drove through Nevada without gambling 1100
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 06/10/2025"sounding urethra" hmm I need a Pepsi 0100
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I am overcoming a horrid gambling addiction so unfortunately I will not be buying any of the games shown at tomorrow's direct 160
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I blink and another 48 days have passed. Time is moving at a rapid rate towards my death 060
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Switch 2 joycon, maximum prostate stimulation 2025 new 0103
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 19/08/2025The orange shake is back haha so #epic 060
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 09/07/2025It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's my urine stream coming 2103
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 09/07/2025they're circle jerking me again on the old twitter 060
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 04/07/2025honestly guys my switch 2 kinda sucks. Thought the upgraded Joycons would bring next level prostate stimulation but they just don't. They get stuck 2142
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Getting a switch 2 this week (the Joycons are going up my ass) 1215
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I'm not gonna be able to get a switch 2 until I can stop gambling 2131
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Forskinquotes from twitter said his Joycoks were cooler than mine :( 390
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 11/01/2025The switch 2 will feature two Joycons that will get stuck up my ass 2327
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 31/12/2024There was a time at Denny's when the waitress dropped the food everywhere. I pretended I didn't see it happen and promptly walked to the restroom to relieve semen 1133
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Nintendo of Mexico should open a blue sky 1161
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Sorry if I go 8 days without posting I am a busy man 290
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 18/11/2024The game awards are cool but the casino is cooler 2130
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 12/11/2024When you're at the casino you can lose 100% of your money but you can also take a piss in the bathroom, the decision is yours 1221
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 12/11/2024was playing Tony hawk and almost died (carbon monoxide) 0173
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Gonna be doing voiceovers for @the4chanarchives.bsky.social YouTube. I already did some Tony hawk gameplay (clips where I'm literally using Tony hawk to be clear) so lots of me now featured there lol 281
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Nintendo and I have a shaky relationship. I pirate their games and they don't know 1201
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 07/11/20244 years ago I was jerking it in a McDonald's bathroom, today, it's dairy queen. Never give up on your dreams 2368
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 06/11/2024unironically Americans don't get too down over the results. Take care of yourself and remember that millions of us are in this together, after work tomorrow go get a burger and a Pepsi and play some Minecraft. Take a break from doomscrolling 5254
Awesome Nintendo Facts @nintendofac.bsky.social · 05/11/2024If the eshop ever goes down I'm going to pirate Nintendo games, if it doesn't go down I will still pirate Nintendo games 190
