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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So many of my friends have been celebrating birthdays in the past couple weeks and I really had to bite my tongue to not just up and say "Man December sure is a popular month for rawdogging, huh?" ...For the second year in a row.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The photos app on my phone prepped a reel of some of my selfies and titled it this. Wow. Rude.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

UPDATE: Lol I just stepped out to get to my car and some random guy complimented me and just felt my muscles a bit. He wasn't being weird or creepy about it at all. He just immigrated here recently and I think he was just impressed and didn't realize it could be taboo. 😛

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Random gym bro noticed me doing an Asian squat waiting for the pec fly machine and he asked me how long I can hold the pose and I was like "Indefinitely more or less" and we had a fun convo about ligaments and muscle group conditioning. :3

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Who's been a naughty American?

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just imagined a pony whose cutie mark is a big white splotch and his name is Stickywads. Other ponies who meet him are like "Uhhhhhhhhhh" STICKYWADS: "Oh no no I work at the glue factory." "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Breakin' in these babies toniiiight 💗

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Loss of the Ancient Knowledge marks the decline of civilization.

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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

jo moment

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My partner's doggo has the most amazing pose for demanding bellyrubs.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Man I'd forgotten my partner took this pic of me bc my back was really poppin' that day.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

*boss hands me some imported Chinese tea snacks* "Oh thanks." *opens pack to tuck them away for later* *sees my bigass bag of weed edibles on the top of the pile of stuff in my pack* *closes it immediately like I'm switching away from a porn tab when someone sneaks up behind me*

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In the past month I've broken three of my sex toys. Two buttplugs and the neck of my Hitachi wand massager snapped in half. 🙁 They're hammering away at God's prostate now. 🙏

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

For some reason my partners bathroom lighting makes me look way more cut

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

1/ The other night me and my partner slept together in the bungalow in his backyard. He got up in the morning to take a piss and fell asleep on the couch. So partner's doggo came in and laid his head on the bed making wet snuffling noises. And I woke up and was all "Whats up boy? Everything okay?"

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

1/ New cocktail! The Reflecting Pool '26. 2 oz gin 3.5 oz Baja Blast Mountain Dew Spirulina Algae Powder Squeeze of Lemon Stir with ice and strain into coup glass, serve with torn strip of blue raspberry fruit roll up.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Reposting this pic of a squirrel with huge tits I saw a while back. #BigTittyGothSquirrel

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Was chatting about what getting porn was like in the olden days & thought up a sketch of "Buying porn in the 90s pre-internet" and it's a guy in a top hat & monocle walking into a store & ringing the bell on the front desk. "Shopkeep! I would like to purchase your finest pornography magazine."

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Oh shit. OH SHIT. *screams at @twinkelf.bsky.social*

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

1/ I was once asked why I wear a mask, so to answer: Being Asian American means you live between two worlds. Trad Azn culture is very modest & low-key and you're supposed to blend in and not make waves. Being American tho is about being true to yourself, loud & proud, and even confrontational.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

So some thoughts: Being Asian American means you live between two worlds essentially. Traditional Asian culture is very modest and low-key and you're supposed to blend in and not make waves. Being American though is about being true to yourself, loud and proud, and even a bit confrontational.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Going thru old pix and man I love my fit.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I too would enjoy a situation where I get to enjoy all the tops.

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MAEBY! @chillnuggy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

some drawing advice that is very serious

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Me and my bear partner. :3

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I just came across vids of twinks in chastity who wear & jerk off a strapon and can achieve orgasm that way. I bet V.S. Ramachandran would be super intrigued. (now to play the waiting game to see if there's anyone here both horny and knowledgeable enough about clinical neurology to get that joke)

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Perfected my new appetizer for Inari Noir's menu: Guac & Balls! Mesquite smoked avocado with shallots, tomato, lemon juice + zest, mixed with a generous scoop of homemade zhoug. Served with an onsen egg and golgappa!

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

In less than a month it'll not only be Pride but the anniversary of the Titan imploding. So if I happen to bring up a sub that can fit five men going down, just know I'm not talking about the one at the bottom of the ocean.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Normies often underestimate how validating online sluttiness can be for queer folk, especially ones who grew up in conservative environments.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Was chatting with one of my partners today and I mentioned that in my human anatomy class in high school I learned how to hold my breath until I could pass out. He described it as "the most himbo-assed thing I've ever heard." But hey this also means I can do real deep rips from my vape pen.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I've been mulling over getting a weighted blanker for ages- ever since a buddy threw one over me while we were baked and I ended up sealed like a yokai bc it was relaxing as FUUUUCK. But then I realized I had a 30 pound weighted vest. Slept with it on last night and holy smokes what a deep sleep.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Lookin' cute in my new tank top!

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Sometimes I feel like I have dog software running on cat hardware.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Holy fuck guys holy fuck I got 100 mg packs of edibles for like 6 dollars each. That's barely more expensive than normal candy! Happy 420 y'all!

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Had a double date the other day and my partner mentioned how where he grew up the car alarms went off so often the birds learned them as birdsongs. ME: "Eugh. Imagine being catfished by a Honda Civic."

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Fucking Amazon Streaming. I'm on a nice solid dose of weed chilling out to Invincible and now I'm full of serotonin and oxytocin and it's all to a goddamn Dog Food ad.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

In #dungeonmeshi Falin's entire arc is "Would you still love me if I was a wyrm?"

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Did a nice fun dinner party last night and I made cocktails. Behold the Citrus Shockwave (it glows under UV light)

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I wish I were a kitty so I could curl up on someone's lap and have a sleepies without someone calling the cops.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

hey so I know it's an aut/sensory-seeking neurodivergence thing to enjoy compression (like tight bands or weighted blankets) but anyone else ever watch a snake crush the breath out of a mouse, look at the little rodent, and think "Lucky bastard?"

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

In the last 5 seconds after coming out of the gym and putting my gym bag back into my car: "Wait why the fuck is a used condom in my trunk?" "Wait why did I just PICK IT UP?!"

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

God I love coup glasses. Finalized my design for my new cocktail, the Citrus Shockwave. #mixology #cocktails

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I'm watching bowling fails RN and I swear to god as someone with a decently high level of physical coordination and kinesthetic intelligence this is painful as fuck to me. It's legit the physical equivalent of watching a Flat Earther video on science.

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

JFC I know targeted ads are a thing but Incerun men's fashion needs to calm its fucking tits. p.s. I do like how that one shirt in the upper left looks like a Space Cadet uniform. For the Galactic Imperium!!!

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Funny story: I was driving to pick up lunch today and just as I rounded a corner I thought I saw a Cybertruck but it legit just turned out to be a dumpster once I got closer. Then half a block further down there was an actual Cybertruck.

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Choco Spice @chocotaurnsfw.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I personally removed STDs from my universe because it's nice to imagine a world with one less bad thing, and everyone is gay. Plus eggs are just a minor inconvenience not unlike a tummy ache. They're not fertilized until multiple breedings so WaiT Come BaCk I haven't told you about the EGG SAC YET-

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Ninja Sai @ninjasai.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

"This better not awaken anything in me."

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