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NinjaFrog

@ninjafrog.bsky.social
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He/Him, Nerd, Technophile, Weeb, Gamer obviously. Prone to unnecessary commas, and run-on sentences. I don't really exist. I'm just a frog, that you can't see. Ribbit. I deal with all life with sarcasm and humor. Feel free to ignore me if you don't get it.

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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 8h
Oh well, that's a different ball game for sure.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 9h
Alaska has always been in the hole, but we exist to be a buffer and reserve as much as a state anyway.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 9h
If he was doing so well he wouldn't need to use a public gym
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 9h
Don't worry, we just pass a law that says the taxes are retroactive.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 9h
God I don't want to go back to command line
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 9h
No, Less AI, In fact zero AI. This is a smokescreen for a virus that sucks your life away and leaves you with nothing but a search engine of your private data. Which they also search, daily, a million times a second, with a computer the size of a city block.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 9h
Drop a few mil for a house and some cars and a fancy life, some amount of taxes, travel expenses... I bet they have about 800k and a house and 2-3 car loans.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 9h
Always keep receipts
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 10h
That's a sign right there of how expensive having a kid is that a MLB player unretired despite already having 5 mil+ lol Conservative estimates put having a kid at a lifetime cost of at least 3 million now, and labor itself could go into the hundreds of thousands.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 10h
2026, more like 2006 in wow time.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 10h
Of course they are
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 10h
The "lowest measured rate" is doing a lot of work here. Japan has the highest rates of underage prostitution and the most overnight web cafes, per capita.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 11h
The other person lol
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 11h
162 families vs the whole country
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah, that person is under a covered employee plan from the sound of it.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 11h
RIght, if you don't have an employer paying half? of your coverage, it's balloons quickly. They get a bulk discount rate too. That's a rough deductible, you'd have to pay like 15k counting premiums before anything kicked in to pay for things.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 11h
I expect they will all die then, before they can spread it to us. That's part of what was so tricky about covid, it didn't kill you, and it did it over weeks.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 11h
Trump admin going with the "don't talk shit don't get hit" defense of abusive father's everywhere
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 11h
Age 50+ About a million sexual harassment lawsuits -5 million
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 11h
Private insurance is 3-5k a month per person. Can afford, but for how long?
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 11h
All I can hear is the horror movie noise they cut to when there's a jump scare and it's a vampire or something.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah I'd immediately invite you out for drinks after that
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Lavrieta @lavrieta.bsky.social · 12h
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 12h
When you have that much work done, most of your facial muscles don't do anything anymore because of scarring and botox.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 12h
Apparently they did? I have to say, the US military has often been run by a bunch of tossers.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 12h
Never doubt my anime cred. I have odds of being 1st place next week. I know stuff about things, cause I watched them!
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 12h
They actually bought the utilities first
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 13h
Canadian bacon is actually a US invention and another lie, still goes well with pineapple though.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 13h
The real crime is charging 9 bucks to use shitty wifi for an hour
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 13h
That's probably the least illegal stuff he had
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 13h
Could have just used MSPaint and made this point without 100 gallons of AI water.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 13h
There's no value there for anyone, and the market knows it.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 16h
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 14h
Cheaper to pay 6% to a loan shark than 20% to the government
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 14h
I hate to tell you, but Democrats LOVE property taxes.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 14h
Why do we have to drink dishwasher soap blue?
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 14h
Never seen it in a store in my life, hope they do well where ever.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty Awesome 👍
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 15h
Plus it means he doesn't have to do a W-2 cause all his other income is capital gains, crypto, and off the records stolen bank accounts from other countries.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alaskans are quite an independent lot. www.alaskasnewssource.com/2026/10/06/d...
alaskasnewssource.com
Flock camera cut down outside Anchorage Lowe’s
A downed pole outside the South Anchorage Lowe’s is confirmed as a Flock Safety camera, after additional photos showed “Flock Safety” branding and the company’s logo under the camera lens.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's what they would do
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*slides one over the desk toward trump*
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looks like a monty python skit
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love that for us
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't use Fast Food apps, they only exist to cheat you. If they save you a few bucks here and there, they will make it up later.
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some benefits to us anyway lol
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smileymcsmileface.bsky.social @smileymcsmileface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some of us accidentally lost our innocence young
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uhh, you did this George
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NinjaFrog @ninjafrog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hunted to the ends of the earth and hung there
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