iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

About to replace all my reaction images with Iridesia #neopets

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bro, is she flexing? Heeeeell, yeah.

Iridesia hits a flexy pose. See what I did there? Because she's flexing

And I think that's sexy. So its flexy. Laugh. Fuck you. LAUGH, DAMMIT!

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

YO THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE #neopets

Luxinia with her arm round Iridesia. Iridesia blushes. They fuckin'

Also, I wish that was me

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Aaaaaah, look at them living their best lives! Kinda miffed I forgot about the Faeries Festival until now but LOOK NEW ART OF MY GOATS!

Fyora, Illusen, Jhudora, Luxinia and Iridesia posing for a selfie.

Look at Illusena nd Jhudora fight, I love them so much!

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I sent a letter to my future self in Animal Crossing and chose the farthest date it would let me It ended up being 12/31/2060 I have to wait 34 years until I'm 64 years old to find out which gyroid the fragment I sent myself will turn into I immediately regret this

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I don't think the masses are mentally prepared for the fact that if there is another Smash Bros (Which I don't think there will be tbh), Agent Jones WILL be playable.

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm just a pikmin girl in a pikmin world

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Let's gooooo! Kinda messed up that you can feed this to any pet but I did right thing (Good thing he's my fighter pet anyway)

Its my main pet's birthday today (and also my own, hehe!) so I get to pick a cupcake for him

It raised his defense which is good since that's his lowest stat

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This year I must have thrown thousands of punches and kicks but it feels like scant few have landed how I wanted

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Playing on mobile sure is an experience I also fell asleep with the phone in my hand and the score was 2 - 1 when I woke up. I have no memory of scoring any goals. I wish I was recording so I could have seen what that looked like #Neopets #AltadorCup #WorldCup #Neofa

Altador cup glitchibg out, the ground is blue and the yooyu is missing

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

That's my first Altador Cup done and dusted. Here's my final scoreboard. For some reason, the tracker's all wonky. Raya's goals went to Nat, Nat's goals went to Jemisha and Jemisha's goals went to Raya. Tidye is the only one who kept her goals. #Neopets #AltadorCup #WorldCup

Poor Miri Didn't get her's counted thought

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

He's very happy about scoring an owl goal #Neopets #AltadorCup #WorldCup

Mystery Island team member scoring a goal against Mystery Island goalie with a Darigan Yooyu

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I'm ashamed to admit it but... I did it. I spent money on Fortnite. I saw the Aisha. Took a deep breath and said "Well played, Neopets" and bought the thing. I vowed to never spend money on this game and I went back on that in a moment of weakness. How could I let this happen?! What have I done!?

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

First time doing the Altador Cup (that Neopian Times post spoke to me specifically) so I joined the new team. I liked Terror Mountain's aesthetic (who by the way, is missing a team member on their sign up page) and I liked Mystery Island and Roo Island's write-ups but NC's only new for one year so!

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Remember that time I actually made history? Now that I've taken my place in said history, its time to wrap up my legacy #Neopets

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Someone finished the epilogue and the Neoboards are filled with spoilers so no more Neoboards for me until I finish it myself. But I'm content with the fact that I've officially earned my own spot in Neopets history by being the world's first to solve (or if not, at least report on) Riddle 3

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Posting this seperately with the tag because this really is my crowning acheivement: #Neopets Time of my post on the Neoboards: 12:23 am Time of Jellyneo's update stating the answer to riddle 3: 12:24 AM I really did it. I really was the one to solve this!

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

We did it chat. I was so close to the gold trophy though! #Neopets

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Whoever just bought out my entire shop stock for 1 mil NP, you are so cool

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Mobile with the cultured thumbnail crop

A screenshot of Neopets' mobile client hospital volunteer against the battle with Drakara. The image just crops out Drakara and focuses on her boobs

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Had an... Interesting night in Divinity's Reach. Put on my maid outfit on a whim while a bunch of naked dudes were dancing in a hot tub. That got me invited to a maid role-playing guild so now I role-play as a 9 foot tall maid

Me as a newly employed maid working for a group of nobles just across from the local hot tub filled with naked men

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Choice made. No going back now. Let's hope it was the right one.

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I've decided I'm not in a good position financially to travel to San Francisco so I've got to let my spot go for PokemonXP/Worlds But my little OCD voice is saying stuff like "You COULD afford it though. It IS possible. It's the first one, you'll be missing out if you don't"

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Today I found out you can forfeit a match right as your opponent's last Pokemon goes down. You'll still win the match but it'll say you forfeited. I thought that was funny.

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Oh shit, I actually got selected for Pokemon XP. But it's too far away, I can't justify going. This suuuuucks. Fomo suuuuuucks.

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Placed 199,231th place I mean... At least that's more than half... Right?

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Work ran late so I didn't get to finish all my matches for day 3 Not that it would have mattered anyway since Day 1 was so bad But Sash on Hatterene actually came in clutch a few times to survive some iron heads. So sash wasn't such a bad idea after all.

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Day two went better But day one put me so far into the hole, there's no way I can recover

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

GC today was.... It sure was a thing that happened. I started off great with a 4 game win streak But then I went on an amazing, unprecedented, never-before-seen 11 GAME LOSING STREAK

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

If you want to use my fuckass gacha meme team, here you go. It's got some oofs. Turns out Icy Wind doesn't work with Parental Bond so it's a wasted move slot. Hatterene is bulky enough to take a few hits so it actually doesn't need sash But like, I'm not spending the VP to change it so...

My team featuring Baby the Kangaskhan, Would the Hatterene, Yiffless the Farigaraf, Mpreg the Goodra, Updawg the Arcanine and Very Smol the Gourgeist

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

This team is uh... Actually not too bad

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I can't be trusted with this game's nickname system

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Updated my trainersona I did the best I could with this game's limited options

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Finished the team. Did you know Hatterene learns Nuzzle? Because I didn't. As expected from using the gacha, the team is pretty wonky. I have Psychic terrain on Farigaraf because I never pulled an Indeedee. I've got Small Gourgeist. I used up all my gacha luck after pulling Kangaskhan

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

When you do the gacha, what does it mean when you get a little rainbow shine during the animation? Some people say it means you got a Pokémon with a hidden ability, others say a rare ball, and some say it means you got a mark. But there's no definitive answer out there.

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I finally pulled a Kangaskhan. Now to build a team around it. My next 5 daily gacha pulls will determine what the rest of the team will be. I hope it's something goofy.

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I made a mono-water team and expected it to be garbo but I'm actually doing surprisingly well with it. I mean, I just nabbed the first 5 water types the gacha threw my way plus the starter Palafin so it's kinda wonky. We've got Rain Dance Greninja and Keen Eye Pelipper

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I decided to exclusively use the gacha to build a team for the global challenge and... I have yet to pull a single Pokemon that would be useful But my god I sure am drowning in Alcremies

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I've been using the default starter team in the warm up tournament and hoo boy, it's really.not suited for double battles

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Went to Anime Boston on Saturday. It was my first con. I heard about post-con depression but I didn't know it was an actual thing and it's my first time going through it Talked to my therapis and he said I'll likely never see the people there again. But if you were there, I want to be your friend.

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

On my VGC bucket list, the only thing left on the list is "Meme team" So I'm gonna go with Mega Kanga and then let the gacha take the wheel for the global challenge

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Pokemon Stadium was better

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Christian @ninijatt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Why she looking at me like that I'm not complaining, mind you

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