👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 12/10/2026feels weird rewatching a show i haven’t seen since i was a kid and knowing the actors are 10+ yrs younger than i am now but still seeing them as older than me 💀 010
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 06/10/2026suede coming to aus for the first time in 27 yrs and only playing sydney 💀 110
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 03/10/2026was starting to regret painting our house such bold colours but now i’m finding little pieces of art that match 🌜🌞 130
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026went to my friends house for the GF yesterday and got there 2 hrs early so i didnt miss the retirement parade and pregame entertainment and we were so busy chatting we didn’t notice til 2pm the dudes on kayo were still yapping in the box and then i Realised 110
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 21/09/2026reading about AI extinction while watching my 9 month old play with his toys without a care in the worldstatic.klipy.comDog ScrollAlt: dog crying while scrolling iphone 120
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 15/09/2026got radiohead tickets….. but at what cost….($200 more than i was willing to spend but i panicked) 100
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 14/09/2026baby has started pushing up into a sitting position all by himself and he’s so used to us clapping whenever he does something new he’s started to clap himself every time he successfully sits up 😭🥺 000
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i took one of my nanna’s chimes to put in my backyard so i can think of her every time the wind blows 🥲 100
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 07/09/2026coles really wants me to know about the vegetables in this meal 000
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it is the most trivial thing to complain about but i didn’t take orientation into consideration at all when buying a house and now im stuck in a south facing house with the harshest morning light bouncing off the white tiles in the kitchen and absolutely no warm afternoon sun in any room at all 100
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my friend is an artist and painted a canvas at my baby shower so good that i had to frame it for my son’s room 😭 010
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 18/08/2026went window shopping at hyperdome yesterday bc i didn’t want to spend any money in the toy shops but then i got roped into buying a $300 package at a pop up photography booth. it’s expensive having a photogenic baby 😭 010
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 10/08/20263 weeks ago my pop had a fall, spent the night on the kitchen floor, took 5 hrs in the morning to crawl to his phone to call 000, ended up having a full hip replacement and now he’s up and walking around that same kitchen without crutches. science is amazing 010
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026me when i stop taking/buying my iron tablets 7 months pp bc i finally feel good again 🤡 me 3 weeks later when my iron crashes so low i can barely stand and im numb & freezing from head to toe but my eyeballs are burning and the tips of my fingers are all white and im out of tablets 💀 210
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 30/07/2026how many allegations is jared leto gonna have against him before it actually sticks 020
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 28/07/2026kind of wish i hadn’t seen any promo interviews before watching the odyssey bc i couldn’t look at rob pattinson’s face without hearing “am. i. ugly???” 000
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 27/07/2026thinking about the time my dad who works in IT had a customer on the phone who kept saying “x for xylophone” when trying to read out a code but it wasn’t working & after about 5 mins of back and forth my dad realised she was saying “s for xylophone” …she thought she was saying “s for saxophone” 😭 000
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 23/07/2026genuinely surprised at how well fireflies by owl city has aged for a song that was so clowned on when it came out 100
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 22/07/2026muscle memory just made me type rotato instead of rotate. googled how to rotato a photo 110
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 22/07/2026our gas company sending our latest billstatic.klipy.comMore Than You Can Afford Pal - Ferrari SceneAlt: man in an expensive car saying “more than you can afford, pal” 010
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 20/07/2026my son just discovered regular 600ml water bottles don’t work the same as his sippy cup straws by tipping one onto his face and waterboarding himself for a few seconds 000
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026im officially an aunty 🥹 i have a niece 🥹 my baby has a cousin 🥹 000
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 13/07/2026physio is currently costing me $125 a week with extremely slow progress bc i’m unable to rest my wrists so im now over $1k out of pocket & wondering if i shoulda just gone down the surgery route in the first place 😭 101
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 07/07/2026it’s 1am and my baby just projectile vomited all over my face and chest and now he is The Most Awake He’s Ever Been 100
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 06/07/2026trying to be on my phone less/being present around my baby has finally backfired bc i just found an overdue bill notice threatening legal action from 2 months ago among my 8,237 unread emails 020
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i was going for hawks today purely bc i want the pies to eventually overtake demons on the ladder but at this point i kinda wanna see how big of a margin melbourne can win by 000
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 30/06/2026my cortisone injection failed so i’m starting shockwave therapy on my wrist this week 🥲 i’ve now been wearing a brace for longer than i was even pregnant 100
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 27/06/2026i reckon i could recreate every single element of the happy song by imogen heap from memory at this point 110
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 25/06/2026i can’t believe we’ve lived 10 whole days in a world without oliver tree 120
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 24/06/2026i wish we never gave our parents’ generation access to the internet 030
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 24/06/2026have i somehow curated my facebook feed to be non stop pauline hanson news or is that actually all people are posting about rn. i can’t handle reading the comments on anything anymore it’s depressing asf & i can’t believe how many selfish and/or stupid people there are in this country 120
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 23/06/2026having a kid really opens your eyes to the amount of people that hate progress? all i hear is “we didn’t have all this help in our day” yeah so do u want me to not have it either. why do u want me to struggle like u did 110
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 12/06/2026my baby is starting solids tomorrow and i can’t believe im already setting up a highchair and unpacking his 6m+ bottles and bowls and spoons 😭 000
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 08/06/2026insane that my dad and i have spent 3 entire days going thru my nanna’s photo albums, taking photos, scanning, cropping and organising them in chronological order only to pay the funeral people $297 to put them into a slideshow 💀 110
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 06/06/2026my affinity for helping others and needing control in certain situations definitely overlaps when it comes to funeral planning 100
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 04/06/2026my nanna passed away last night and her last interaction was with my baby 🥺 im so glad she got to meet him 020
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 02/06/2026who’s doing the spell checking on this coz technically lana del ray isn’t even correct 0120
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 01/06/2026how can bands be announcing 2027 tours when 2026 just started 010
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 01/06/2026my dad called me from the hospital at 9pm tonight asking if lou was still awake bc my nanna wanted to facetime him 🥺 010
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 24/05/2026been on an elimination diet for a month and so far my baby has reacted to dairy, soy and now eggs 🥲 im not religious but lord give me strength to continue breastfeeding 100
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 15/05/2026now it’s public news can u BELIEVE me and my best friend were pregnant at the SAME TIME 😭 our little boys are 4.5 months apart 😭 honestly how blessed can we be!! laubbs is so powerful!! my heart is so full 010
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 14/05/2026a visual representation of my nights with a teething baby 😔 110
👽 @nineninchnails.bsky.social · 12/05/2026when i decided to have a baby i did not realise how much mental energy would go into trying to decode the colour of their poop 110
