Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ross Kemp giving Blunty a comforting hand on his shoulder ❤️ 000
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He tripled his vote share since the last election, in what is historically an extremely safe Labour seat. This is like calling my fat ass a failure if I somehow come second to Usain Bolt in a race. 090
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Using their fucking brains like we all used to just a couple of years ago? Fuck GenAI. 030
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 07/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ack...youtube.comEels Song | The Mighty Boosh | BBC StudiosYouTube video by BBC Studios 010
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's not covered in chillis, therefore it's apparently "bland" 030
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh, they'd all just decided to use the toilet at the exact same time. 1340
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A true "fuck you" incorporates a brown note to add injury to insult. 111
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Those faculty are spending FAR too much time looking at teenage girls' legs. 190
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 04/10/2026To be fair, I describe my car in these situations as a "red Peugeot" 210
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I like to think that your (and Steph's, and Matt's etc) audience is comprised largely of decent, caring and positive people. 060
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh they are going to be so fucking easy to beat in battle. As usual. 000
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am firmly of the opinion that Peugeot diesel engines, especially the XUD, simply cannot be broken. 000
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A pea is the size of the amount of toothpaste you're supposed to use. Easy. 000
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yep. Everyone involved here should never see the light of day again. 010
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That is a man who has suppressed every emotion he has ever had. 1401
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They need to never see sunlight or know happiness for the rest of their lives. 050
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How the hell is it taking Windows an hour to download .net Framework over a 2Gbps connection? I just want to play an old game, dammit. 120
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Of course they don't want DBS checks, they'd have nobody left. 000
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hope they created some of the really cool words like schadenfreude and tiramisu. 010
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I thought she was just saying "oi, feed me you bastard". 040
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Essentially, he is the epitome of someone who has not been punched in the face enough. Figuratively or literally. 040
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Everyone knows. We can tell by the way you use your walk. 0320
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He took entirely the wrong message from Wreck It Ralph 000
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sunderland picking him up for £2.50, because we need cover for when Brobbey gets injured. 250
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 25/09/2026His band is literally called The Killers, what were you expecting? 000
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's impressive what you can achieve when you change the definition of "civilian". Once you decide that anyone killed by your armed forces is, by definition, not a civilian, you can kill as many as you like! 071
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Seems to me the intervention is to arrest AI CEOs and put a stop to it. 010
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oof, that original Koopa shell design is...unfortunate. 100
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So soon after a new cat, too? Is it new species season again already? 030
Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Become so famous that somebody borrowing your coat is worthy of being a song lyric. 130