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Mr Nimmo

@nimmo1492.bsky.social
221 followers 246 following 1.5K posts

Star Trek fan, He/him, Yucker of Yums

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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 17h
"So long, and thanks for all the krill"
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ross Kemp giving Blunty a comforting hand on his shoulder ❤️
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He tripled his vote share since the last election, in what is historically an extremely safe Labour seat. This is like calling my fat ass a failure if I somehow come second to Usain Bolt in a race.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Using their fucking brains like we all used to just a couple of years ago? Fuck GenAI.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ack...
youtube.com
Eels Song | The Mighty Boosh | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok, Lloyd Grosman
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not covered in chillis, therefore it's apparently "bland"
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My thoughts are with Wakko, Yakko and Dot
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, they'd all just decided to use the toilet at the exact same time.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bit of duct tape, it'll be fine.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, you were great in Full Metal Jacket!
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A true "fuck you" incorporates a brown note to add injury to insult.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those faculty are spending FAR too much time looking at teenage girls' legs.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair, I describe my car in these situations as a "red Peugeot"
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw Sex Arses in 1998, supporting Chumbawamba.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're going to drive a Volvo XC90 to Waitrose?
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm the same. If it works, it works.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
5. Reading Douglas Adams
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I ate some granary bread, so I'm seeded
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like to think that your (and Steph's, and Matt's etc) audience is comprised largely of decent, caring and positive people.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I guess these really are the star wars"
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
George Formby
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh they are going to be so fucking easy to beat in battle. As usual.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am firmly of the opinion that Peugeot diesel engines, especially the XUD, simply cannot be broken.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A pea is the size of the amount of toothpaste you're supposed to use. Easy.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why has the Honey Monster been decapitated?
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep. Everyone involved here should never see the light of day again.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is a man who has suppressed every emotion he has ever had.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They need to never see sunlight or know happiness for the rest of their lives.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mozart would have been the ultimate shitposter.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How the hell is it taking Windows an hour to download .net Framework over a 2Gbps connection? I just want to play an old game, dammit.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course they don't want DBS checks, they'd have nobody left.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope they created some of the really cool words like schadenfreude and tiramisu.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought she was just saying "oi, feed me you bastard".
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I swear I've seen this one before.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Essentially, he is the epitome of someone who has not been punched in the face enough. Figuratively or literally.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone knows. We can tell by the way you use your walk.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He took entirely the wrong message from Wreck It Ralph
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Piccalilli?
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sunderland picking him up for £2.50, because we need cover for when Brobbey gets injured.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But enough about Spurs, how about City?
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
His band is literally called The Killers, what were you expecting?
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's impressive what you can achieve when you change the definition of "civilian". Once you decide that anyone killed by your armed forces is, by definition, not a civilian, you can kill as many as you like!
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seems to me the intervention is to arrest AI CEOs and put a stop to it.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mister Mistoffelees.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oof, that original Koopa shell design is...unfortunate.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So soon after a new cat, too? Is it new species season again already?
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish all scalpers a very happy bankruptcy.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cauxhall?
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Become so famous that somebody borrowing your coat is worthy of being a song lyric.
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