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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Who is gonna break it to him that he really just met satan?

Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Seriously, all these rich motherfuckers falling over each other to make some more money at the expense of the people who made them rich in the first place is disgusting.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It brings to mind a favorite old quote of mine: You are shitting in my mouth and calling it a sundae.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You’re the body plumber! Wtf am I paying you for?!?

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Did your columnist accidentally paste text from his copywriting gig into his article again?

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That dude’s mind is blown that Sugar House Park’s pond is full again.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is there still a congressional baseball game? Asking for a friend.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Onward with the same old same old.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If you look at it in your peripheral vision and unfocus your eyes it looks like a colonoscopy video

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

There’s been a lot lately but this may be the best evidence yet that Americans have lost their sense of shame.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Fuck the police, and this one in particular.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

JD probably LOVE his mother-in-law

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Give me a break. George fucking Conway. Yeah let’s keep elevating these republicans who think the only thing wrong with the GOP is Trump. Gtfo

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Oh the UFC fight on the whitehouse lawn was marred by something?

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Totally. “Nobody even gets measles anymore why do we need a vaccine?”

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

My sex body is arguably the least good part of his good design.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If you’ve knowingly deprived thousands of innocent people of their freedom we’ve got no place for you in this world.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I genuinely thought this was the onion

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

It must be fucking exhausting to spend so much time obsessing about what other people are doing when it has no bearing whatsoever on your life.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

If someone offers you a ride on their homemade submersible, you do not ask if it’s steered with a PlayStation controller, you just get on.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

They spelled Kato Kaelin’s name wrong in the article. That’s just sick.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Oh so that’s what the Comstock Lode was all about

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Easy. Conservative values are values which benefit the person who holds those values and/or cause physical, emotional, or financial distress to anyone who isn’t a wealthy white male.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

They can use their pick up the ball but they have to wear shoes on their hands. And at least 10 minutes per half has to be played on all fours.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Is one allowed to hang around the Capitol and just laugh at what these mfers say on camera?

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

What’s the line, if the punishment for a crime is a fine that crime only exist for the lower class? Something like that.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

It’s springtime in the gully. Still waiting for the snappers to emerge from brumation. Last spotted on Halloween 2025. Could be a few more weeks.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I’ve got some Breaking News everybody: a thing might have happened. It might not have but it’s possible. That’s just the nature of breaking news.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

“Yes I’m a conservative. Not an N-word conservative though, because I adopted a girl from Ethiopia. I just vote for politicians and policies that hurt minorities.”

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Why is every video on the app locked for me?

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Shoulda said Here are 10 of the COLDest

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

*As soon as we finish killing hundreds of innocent civilians.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I’ll read the transcript first.

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Are there a lot of content warnings for this episode?

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Down In The Gully @nilsbohr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Hey kids I hope you’re hungry because dad just whipped up the GREATEST, HOTTEST, and MOST SPECTACULAR DINNER, OF ANY KIND, EVER! Now go wash your hands.

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